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Harrison Starr

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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think it's a part of the modern GOP ideology. One (of many) reasons they don't want a universal healthcare system is they think having the sick and old die as fast as possible is the best thing for their bottom line.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-TURTLE!!
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
If only your ear is grazed, you don't act like you took three to the gut.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I want to know why getting grazed by the ear required looking like you took three to the gut.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
East Wing 1902 - 2025 RIP Here it is in 1906
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
There will be no hurt fee-fees of the king...
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Trump to Putin ...
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
“not conditioned on any official act.” ... yet
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
"Ol' 55" is Tom's. And agree that his version is best.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It's only socialism when it's from the Democratic region of government proposals. Otherwise, it's a sparkling Republican subsidy.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
So, in the left picture is a criminal who got every part of due process awarded to him and never saw a jail cell - and in right is a guy who is not a criminal, got no due process, and was shipped to a foreign death camp. A thanks to the WH for this comparison. It's very enlightening.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
GOP: We're purposely harming the economy every which way we can! WSJ: If the economy is hurting, blame the consumers
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
MEDIA: We have no evidence, so let's speculate as to whether Biden has Parkinson's or dementia .... TRUMP: I'm 6'3", 224 pounds and my "frequent victories in golf events" (at the golf course I own) prove my superior health MEDIA: The White House reports that Trump is in perfect health!
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
If we lose our democracy to the super rich because we allowed them to run scam side-lotteries to buy votes, then we only have ourselves to blame. Because we left the door WIDE open for them.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Deportation is a legal process. That wasn't deportation - it was rendition. Words have meaning. We all, and especially the media, need to start using them appropriately.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
GOP: Initiates a full take-over of the government from the executive branch DEMS: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... (No ideas. Sips tea. Blinks into the abyss) GOP: The hard left has been violently radicalized!
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Trump: People should be put in jail for the way they talk about our judges and justices Also Trump: Any judge that doesn't agree with me is a radical leftist that should immediately be impeached
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
SpaceX - it blowed-up real good! (Your tax dollars, too)
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Pro-Tip: If you elect to wear your red cult cap with a suit, you forfeit your right to criticize someone else's choice of wardrobe.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
GOP: We're going to cut wasteful spending! Also GOP: We're going to open a JFK assassination investigation and talk to some people who witnessed it as a toddler.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Maybe Bezos can ship Skippy McDipshit a copy
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Remember when Google's motto was "Don't be evil"? Man, what a load of bullshit that turned out to be.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Trump: “Starting on day one of the Trump administration, we will end inflation. We will drive prices down very fast” (Inflation increases by 3%) Also Trump ...
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Lost in the "Gulf of Mexico" (not using other name) distraction is that it xenophobic. We keep hearing that it's petty and childish. That framing lets Trump off the hook. Google, Apple and anyone else that goes along with this are enabling that xenophobia and should be hounded about it to no end.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
That's some solid police work there, Lou
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Yes, Trump was always going to erode the law and democratic norms. But for a beautiful moment the Dems optics looked good.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Yes, we lost American democracy and the rule of law got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment we held the moral high ground.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
That look when you realize it wasn't a fart
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
An artistic rendering of the Chicago Bears last minute of play
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Cowards ... They are going to control the Senate, but will still resort to recess appointments to avoid having public hearings for Trump's unqualified appointees. They don't want to go through the embarrassment of that, then be on record confirming them.
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