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Harrison Starr

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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If McConnell is going to keep calling in dead for work he should be required to get a note from his coroner
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Algae immediately forming on the Reflecting Pool was so predictable I'm surprised Susan Collins didn't assure us that she didn't believe it would happen.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Not only would Joe Biden never dream of missing his son's wedding, he'd be the most likely candidate for being chosen as the best man.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
So ICE is going to check your ID before they check it at the counter, and then again during the screening process - while being paid with money they don't have for TSA? NEVER underestimate the ability of the Trump WH to break something even more. Making stuff worse is all they know.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I'm gonna feel like shit when Trump finally kicks it. I bet it takes a week to recover from the hangover.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Forget Trump's hate speech last night. There was nothing new in there. Don't bother wasting any oxygen on it. This is the story EVERYONE should be covering
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
MAGA 1776: If you didn't want to get shot in the face, you should have let the British soldiers kick you out of your home so they could quarter there.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Trump wants us to pretend he can rename things. Like he expects people to pretend he wins his golf tournaments. Or pretend the fake Time magazines are real. Or pretend that he's 249 pounds. Adults (not acting in a show) that play pretend are mentally ill. It's time to acknowledge that.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Just a reminder ...
browndailyherald.com
Nine Brown alumni respond to the Trump administration’s threats to federal funding
Serving the Brown University community since 1891
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
GOP prayer only policy creates opportunities to be in multiple mass shootings
nbcnews.com
For two Brown University students, school shooting was not their first
Brown junior Mia Tretta was injured in a California school shooting, and sophomore Zoe Weissman was in class next door during the Parkland, Florida, high school massacre.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Stack? Is that what he's calling Bubba these days?
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
If an ACA subsidy bill does come up, watch Republicans tack on poison pills like a National Abortion Ban and then just sit there and laugh about following through on their promise.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
East Wing 1902 - 2025 RIP Here it is in 1906
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
MAGA: You can't tear down Confederate monuments. That's history and heritage. (Trump bulldozes the East Wing of the WH) MAGA:《crickets》
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Pinky @pinky420.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I saw this on X and think it’s a great idea. I love the name @harrisonstarr.bsky.social
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Steve Okino @steveokino.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Mourning, today, for a victim of a political assassination.
A memorial on a black background with a photo of former Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman, who was targeted in a political assassination. The text reads, "In Memory of Melissa Hortman, Former Minnesota House Speaker, 1970-2025. Taken far too soon in a targeted attack. A voice for justice, clean energy, and equality. We honor her legacy, leadership, and courage. #RestInPower."
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Do you know what is WAY cheaper than funding ICE, building concentration camps, renting foreign prison space, and flying people there? Creating a path for citizenship or permanent residency. It's 100% more moral, too.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
What's the math on a path to citizenship? If you've been here for a decade plus, raised a family, have a job, pay taxes, and contribute to your community - why are we so gung-ho on maximum cruelty? What's the point? They were born somewhere else - so what. They've made a life here. Let it go.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Biden: We'll have a "cancer moonshot so we can end cancer as we know it. Because we can do it!" Trump: We're canceling all cancer research and bringing back all that wonderful asbestos.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
MAGA: Stop saying Trump is destroying democracy he's doing no such thing! Noem (Today): "We are using the military to liberate an American city from its elected leaders" -- Has the US Senator from California handcuffed for interrupting her.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
GOP: They should come to the country legally by going through the proper process! Also GOP: We're going to court houses and deporting people who are going through the proper process Also Also GOP: It's too hard to deport them legally, so we're not going to follow that process
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The GOP is the party of debt and death. When they are in power, both are sure to happen in greater numbers
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Cruelty is the point ...
military.com
Hegseth Orders Navy to Strip Name of Gay Rights Icon Harvey Milk from Ship | Military.com
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
By making international students unwelcome in the US, Trump would be removing $44 BILLION from the US economy. Those students will take their dollars elsewhere, and other nations will influence and shape them and be the beneficiaries of their talents. The stupidity on this is off the charts.
nafsa.org
International Students Contribute Record-breaking Level of Spending and 378,000 Jobs to the U.S. Economy
NAFSA: Association of International Educators is the world's largest nonprofit association dedicated to international education and exchange.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Joe Biden already beat a cancer back in 2020. He's got this.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Poor man wanna be rich Rich man wanna be king And a king ain’t satisfied 'Til he rules everything -~ Bruce Springsteen, Badlands (1978)
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Trump has never had to buy and prepare his own food. His cult sees him as this "man of the people" - but the real story is that the whole idea of "groceries" is a foreign concept to him.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Even the GOP's "War on Christmas" was projection.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
After the conclave chooses a Pope from the list of Cardinals, Trump rallies will have a whole new section where he complains that the vote was rigged.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Raiding a home of US citizens with an inaccurate search warrant. Is this how we make America great? By violating people's 4th Amendment rights?
kfor.com
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It's only socialism when it's from the Democratic region of government proposals. Otherwise, it's a sparkling Republican subsidy.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
The Stages of a Failing Trump Argument STAGE 1: We don't have to give him due process STAGE 2: He doesn't deserve due process STAGE 3: We won't be giving due process to others either STAGE 4: He got as much due process as (insert strawman) STAGE 5: We believe he got due process
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Did JD Vance have anything to do with the death of Pope Francis? Of course not. But, I'm going to play by the FOX News "What if this was Hillary Clinton" rules and spend the next week "just asking questions" about it.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
"No PERSON ... shall be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without DUE PROCESS of law" ~ From the 5th Amendment of the US Constitution
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
GOP: Denying an innocent man due process and shipping him to a foreign death camp is really not a big deal. There's no reason to return him. Besides he was a (insert long vomit of lies) Also GOP: Visiting the wrongly deported man is disgusting grandstanding and un-American.
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I don't really care what the "political consequences" are of fighting for the proposition that *everyone* is entitled to due process before they are removed from the United States and sent to a Salvadoran prison. It's not really a principle if you only adhere to it when it's politically expedient.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
So, in the left picture is a criminal who got every part of due process awarded to him and never saw a jail cell - and in right is a guy who is not a criminal, got no due process, and was shipped to a foreign death camp. A thanks to the WH for this comparison. It's very enlightening.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Harvard is finding out that when you tell Trump "no," he'll try even harder to grab your genitals. And when he does, he'll tell us that they let him do it. Because when you're the president, you can do anything. Just ask Chief Enabler Roberts.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
GOP: We're purposely harming the economy every which way we can! WSJ: If the economy is hurting, blame the consumers
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Trump: We're going to make Canada the 51st state, annex Greenland, and invade Panama to take back the canal Also Trump: There is no way to get that guy back from El Salvador
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
So, is Justice Roberts going to stand up for his branch of the government - or is he just going to cowardly stay quiet hoping this all blows over? I'm guessing the latter. He may have no enforcement mechanism. But, he shouldn't let this go without a statement - even a weak ineffectual one.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
MEDIA: We have no evidence, so let's speculate as to whether Biden has Parkinson's or dementia .... TRUMP: I'm 6'3", 224 pounds and my "frequent victories in golf events" (at the golf course I own) prove my superior health MEDIA: The White House reports that Trump is in perfect health!
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
The next big organized rallies should be held in front of media outlets. Major newspapers, cable and local TV stations, regional news offices - all of them. Impore them to do their jobs. They deserve the same wrath we are aiming at the political class. Give them a day, too.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Trump: We're the all-powerful USA!. No one tells us what to do! We tell others what they will do for us - and them make them do it! And, they will be sorry if they don't. Also Trump: We can't get that guy back from El Salvador. There's just no way to do it.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
The Trump doesn't want Abrego Garcia back, because 1) It keeps the media attention on their f-up - and their indifference to making it right 2) When he gets back, we'll get a first hand account about how horrendous that place is I wish I had more faith there will be happy ending.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Outsmarting the GOP on matters of economics is a pretty low bar, but congratulations to the penguins on their trade war win.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Trump is simply wants to go back to tariffs being based on "fentanyl crossing the border" which is 10%. He's retreating from "we need to bring back manufacturing to the US", which required a higher tariff percentage. In the meantime, he bought 90-days to create a completely new reason for tariffs.
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Harrison Starr @harrisonstarr.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
No one is building a manufacturing plant if the business model relies on having a competitive advantage that is propped up by a tariff that can be removed at any time.
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