Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Some of my favorite actors are Mika Nakashima, Aoi Miyazaki, Katya Berger, Iga Cembrzyńska, Catherine Hessling, Anna Sten, Martine Carol, Pia Degermark and Michael Keaton, known for their roles as Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana, Batman, respectively. #humor #batman #joke 020 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Why is patience a virtue? Why can't hurry the duck up and bring me my #pizza be a virtue? 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 01/04/2026When it comes to coming up with weird #showerthoughts, the people who raise the bar exceptionally high are exceptionally high. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Whelm is a funny word because I've been both overwhelmed and underwhelmed by the world for most of my adult life. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I did a gig at a medical convention. They had all sorts of booths giving out free samples, but the weirdest one was the urologist's. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Hey, am I going to understand World War III if I didn't see World War I and II? 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 10/03/2026If exercise is good for your brain, how are RFK Jr, Rogan and Huberman so dumb? 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Anyway... Tag your friend with a limp d*ck. #erectiledysfunctionawarness #limpdickunder40s #standupcomedian #showerthoughts #stagejokerejects 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 06/03/2026The only way #Noem 's new title could be more fake is if it was The FIFA Special Envoy for the Shield of Americas. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Trump planning to send Greenland (has universal free healthcare) a hospital boat from the US (does not have universal free healthcare) is like me planning to send Jeff Bezos a thousand dollars. I wish I a thousand dollars. 010 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Just found out there's a town called Silly in Belgium. I SO want to go there to take pictures of geese. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 16/02/2026#professionalism #chekhovsgun #literature #standupcomedian #showerthoughts 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 13/02/2026In 1889 Anton Chekhov introduced us to the concept of Chekhov's Gun. In 1904 he died of... *checks notes* Tuberculosis?!? This kind of lack professionalism is why we can't have nice things! 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 09/02/2026My toddler speaks 3 languages which leads to weird expressions. When she "can't" she says she "doesn't know how to". If a hat covers her eyes, she doesn't know how to see. Just now she was coughing a lot and she said she doesn't know how to sleep and all I could think was "you and me both, kiddo." 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 24/01/2026#bubba #horse #standupcomedian #showerthoughts 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Why does the US have a ‘right of ownership’ for the US anyway? There's like one written document, and it’s mostly that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago. And it's not like the US can protect the US from Russia considering they have a puppet in the White House. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Dutch was the original language on the internet... Oh, wait, I've been told that was just the sound of dial-up modem. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Just realized #linkinpark wrote a song about #jdvance. 🎶 "I got so hard and I tried sofa, but in the end it doesn't even matter..." 🎶 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Hey "alpha" and "sigma" males! Don't you know fireworks use gun powder? Yeah, powder, like the make-up. And make-up is for girls. And therefore, fireworks are gay. 010 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 18/12/2025They say "think happy thoughts and you can fly" but what about "think heavy thoughts to make the elevator go down faster"? 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 17/12/2025The existence of Sir Francis Bacon implies the existence of Sir Germanis Eggs and possibly even Sir Netherlandis Beans. 010 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I just watched the new Nosferatu and for some reason Skarsgård is doing a Finnish accent for Orlok. He's Swedish, he knows what he's doing. It's not just the monotone, even the grammar mistakes are ours. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Mel Gibson sure makes a lot of movies about a Jew considering he's Mel Gibson. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 10/10/2025My 2yo has been inventing pre-existing food combos, like pancakes w/ syrup and meat between buns of bread. Basically independently reinventing American cuisine, which makes sense because American food is like tailor made for babies: hyper-palatable, high-caloric, ideal for doubling your bodyweight. 010 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 08/10/2025When you think you're having a heart attack but it's just a fart it's called gas-induced chest pain and NOT a fart attack. This proves we're living in the dark timeline. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Hello, employer. Charlie Kirk was great. I love him very... Wait, I'm self-employed! Fuck that guy. 020 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Life is like a box of chocolates. Getting more expensive at an alarming rate and we're not sure there will be any left on earth in 20 years. 010 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I'm sick and my wife asked me if I've been drinking enough liquids. That's like all I drink. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Life Hack: Paint a giant swastika on the hood of your car and people won't even notice it's a Tesla. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 03/05/2025My theory is that #Dutch people are so tall because it's unnatural to live below sea level and it's just nature trying to make sure they can breathe. 110 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I want to see an action movie that starts with a car chase that destroys a fruit stand, like car chases do… and then follows the fruit vendor on a revenge rampage against every action hero. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 06/04/2025People say a lot of shit about Putin but he's pulled off something I didn't realize was possible. He's got Finnish people rooting for a country with a blue and yellow flag. 020 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 25/03/2025"Those boomers wouldn't have so much financial trouble if they just stopped eating all those damn egg sandwiches!" - Millennials, 2025, probably 010 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Today I reached peak "Middle Aged Man" by having to get up to pee in the middle of a nap. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Every time a Gen X says all the new music sounds the same a Gen Z gets its wings. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Noticed something amusing. Z is the last letter of the alphabet and the last birth year of Gen Z is 2012. So whoever it is naming the generations, they made the same mistake as the ancient Mayans. 010 0
Reposted by Harri Soinila ComedianIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear:I can't sleep here. It's toooo hard 22936130 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 23/02/2025youtube.com/shorts/3_9ge...youtube.comTaste Changes • Harri Soinila • Full set on our ChannelYouTube video by RED MIC 010 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I found 50€ yesterday and my inner child said I should buy candy and pizza, but my inner adult intervened and said we should buy candy and pizza and beer. 010 0
Reposted by Harri Soinila Comediani can be your long lost pal @pallavi.bsky.social · 16/02/2025this is honestly so embarrassing 1833834 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Let's see how this expensive wine pairs with the smell of my 2yo's poop. 010 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Why did Captain America shoot Peter Parker? - He misheard his code name as Spy, German. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Me: Now we're going home on an airplane! 2yo: The potty is there! This kid gets it. It's nice to travel and experience new things and foods, but it's also nice to get back home and poop in your own potty. 000 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 04/02/2025The 14yo girl I saw wearing a "Your fear of looking stupid is holding you back" hoodie certainly hasn't seen any pictures of me when I was 14. 020 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Just now at the airport: 2yo *sees a man sort of resembling me in an ad* : "Daddy!" Wife: "Is it daddy?" Me: "Yeah, it's me with my Asian family." W: "Are you doing ads without telling me?" M: "THAT'S your main concern?" W: "Yeah, where's the money?" M: "It's going to the other family!" 000 0
Reposted by Harri Soinila ComedianJesse Duquette @jesseduquette.bsky.social · 31/01/2025A fascist’s a fascist, no matter how small 426053 0
Reposted by Harri Soinila ComedianCraig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Phil Collins isn’t his real name. It’s a sussudionym. 018345 0
Harri Soinila Comedian @harrisoinila.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Hey, haha, what if we tried giving everyone human rights as a joke? Haha, just kidding! ...Unless you... want to..? 000 0
