Harris Foster @harris.zone · 17hUPDATE! An expanded version of 1-on-1 Government titled "The Basket - 1 on 1 Plus" was released via Japan's "Simple 1500" budget label. It has an expanded roster (check out this cartoon freak "Dr. T"), a 2v2 mode, and most importantly, plays MUCH better. I will stream THE BASKET soon. Thank you. 1100
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 23hI got to use one of these at the Microsoft Store in the Houston Galleria mall. The screen was a weird matte texture, I guess to prevent scratches? It felt like the same material as the covers of the holographic notebooks I used as a kid. 1100
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 30/09/2026Jos A Bank the exclusive suit supplier of the Foster family home. My parents insisted on buying every suit a biiiit too large because I'd "grow into it". Don't worry sweetie, no one can tell. dawg I look like the gd penguin. 1170
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 29/09/2026Yesterday I learned about the game “1-on-1 Government”, which got me interested by name alone. It’s a half-court competitive basketball game focused on ball handling. Ok I’m even more interested. Then I saw screenshots. Count me the fuck in. Nah, son. Still an early 3D sports game. It’s p bad. 270
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 29/09/2026Seen two very different ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ movies in the past 24 hours. But at their core… the same… 2100
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 26/09/2026photo of me immediately after reconfiguring my MiSTer CIFs mount script after it got broken by a linux update 0100
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 25/09/2026One of the many warning signs to abandon my college's video game major was when a professor showed us the "Cow Tools" Far Side cartoon and asked us to assign game mechanics to each one of the cow tools. 4281
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 25/09/2026You won’t believe the awesome stuff this unlocked. My Discord is doing all sorts of hellraiser type shit to me now. Every time I get an @mention? pure pleasure. Don’t even get me started on what an @everyone does. All the giphys have dongs now 1240
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 21/09/2026Last night I was introduced to new people as “a guy who constantly has weird stuff happening to him”. I don’t think that’s super accurate but whatever. Anyway this morning I went to the bathroom in my hotel lobby and discovered they installed a napkin dispenser where the toilet paper should be. 0291
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 21/09/2026The TikTok algorithm in Halifax, NS Canada is weird. The only (and I mean ONLY) ads I seem to get are for a dating app exclusively aimed at white guys who are into Filipino women??? 2111
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 19/09/2026Jealous of seeing everyone at TGS tonight so I made a dirty martini out some gin I picked up on my last Japan trip. Amazing what you can get for $6 at the Family Mart. 1111
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 17/09/2026AliExpress got that shit I ain’t never seen before. Their SD cards come with 4 extra gigs. On the house. Don’t even gotta ask. 1190
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 17/09/2026I got this as a TikTok and I can’t figure out what it’s trying to tell me 3120
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 16/09/2026growing up, my dad's credit card was the least accessible thing on the planet. and that was decades ago. how is this still happening 4240
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 15/09/2026Thank you Apple for providing notification-blocking focus modes. I must shut out the distractions, temptations. 3140
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 13/09/2026does anybody know what this guys stance is on Mr. Do vs DigDug 490
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 10/09/2026After doing some research, I say go for it. These days it's hard to find something that the left and the right can 100% agree on. We should be rewarding this. 130
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 10/09/2026One of the funniest things I’ve seen online is this one star Google review for a Baskin Robbins by my house where the reviewer complained that the hot fudge Banana Split they ordered off Uber Eats was too expensive and arrived melted. Dawg who in their RIGHT MIND orders a DELIVERY. BANANA. SPLIT?!? 3160
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 06/09/2026Opened up TikTok this morning to my notifications exploding. I have discovered that the Minecraft community thinks I saved C418’s life after they found an old comment thread where the two of us joked about me giving him my kidney for a life-saving operation. 41439
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 05/09/2026Tonight I am exploring the vast software library of the Philips CD-i 3498
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 04/09/2026There’s a Tesla CyberCab / RoboTaxi / whatever you want to call it launch party happening in downtown Austin tonight and one is stalled out in the middle of an intersection literally three blocks away www.reddit.com/r/Austin/s/E... 191
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 03/09/2026McDonald’s is doing a limited time “Texas meal” while they soft-launch spicy nuggets here. Each combo comes with an exclusive commemorative cup and I got the best one. McDonald’s recognizes slabbin. Also the spicy nuggets rip. 190
Harris Foster @harris.zone · 03/09/2026Hey this music is pretty good. This game looks pretty fun. I think I should probably play Undertale. 3110