iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 23/10/2026

I wish I didn’t feel like Siri got stupider every time I updated iOS.

Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026

You Can See Everything was genuinely everything I hoped it would be. I think it might be a masterpiece. My mind is spinning. Without spoiling too much, I do think familiarity with “The Rehearsal” added an extra layer for me, if you can watch an episode or two […] [Original post on social.coop]

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

I keep forgetting to advertise my gigs, but I’m on a New York mini tour this weekend and then leading a couple English dances back home in what remains of October! I promise to be in costume for some of them.

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026

I just feel like cops won’t make very good pets.

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026

I really like my Uniball Vision pens and how inky they are. I’ve previously loved very fine point pens, but I think I’m going through an inky phase of life. But I also am hating this failure mode (marks on the verso page from the facing page). Not sure if I […] [Original post on social.coop]

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026

Paper and pen people, tell me your opinions on high quality paper and pens! I’ve been working on creating a custom daily journal/planner and I want to upgrade the writing experience. Currently using: * Random paper I found on Amazon in 105mm x 170mm size […] [Original post on social.coop]

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026

Imagine bringing this to a first date

Wooden block countdown calendar in a whitewashed frame reading ‘052 Weeks Until Our 1st Anniversary,’ displayed on a store shelf.

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026

@0xabad1dea Here’s a fun example of an attraction in Spain where a red circle is indicating something *required*.

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

Everyone was right, this is one of the top ten things I’ve ever seen. (Better images from my mirrorless later, maybe.) #totality

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026

It was rewritten in a later edition cuz someone was clearly like hey mark ease up a bit

Cherries
When cherries are good, they are succulent, juicy, fleshy, and even crisp, with a completely lovable flavor. We don't get the good ones as often as we like, but it's still worth a shot.

There are two types of cherries: sweet and sour (or tart). The former is best for eating out of hand, the latter for pie making and cooking. Most of the cherries we find at supermarkets are the sweet, deep red, and heart-shaped Bing cherries. Sour cherries are more often sold at farmers' markets and farmstands; they are typically smaller, brighter red, and rounder in shape than the sweet varieties and are too tart to eat raw.

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026

Just remembering this passage from Mark Bittman’s original edition of How To Cook Everything which was clearly written while he was depression eating an entire bowl of cherries.

Cherry
Sadly, I think most of us have missed out on the really good cherries; this is the fruit of romance, of fairs, of paradise. Yet none of the cherries we are able to buy come close. Yes, there's an occasional one or two in the batch that makes us pause and think, "Oh. Now I remember why I love these." But these days the fact is that a bowl of cherries is a lot like life—fairly mundane, with some high spots.

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026

If you're a contra or English dancer along the east coast, catch me calling in one of these places this Spring/Summer! chromamine.com/dance #ContraDance #EnglishCountryDance #SocialDance

Harris Lapiroff: Upcoming English & Contras Calling

Fri. May 22 — Mon. May 25
FolkMADness — Socorro NM
calling ECD sessions

Sun. June 7
BIDA Double Dance - Cambridge MA
ECD afternoon, Contra evening, with The Turn Signals

Wed. June 10
Baltimore MD
Contras with All the Rage

Thu. June 11
Philadelphia PA
Contras with All the Rage

Fri. June 12
Glen Echo MD
Contras with All the Rage

Sat. June 13
Baltimore MD
Contras with All the Rage

Fri. June 26
Rehoboth MA
a Contras

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 30/04/2026

I’m not sure any of these qualify as an “update,” Eversource. #SomervilleMA

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 08/04/2026

first day of immortality how’s it going

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026

I think I shared this last year, but I continue to be tickled by this description of Manischewitz on my local Wegman's Instacart

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026

I’m perplexed by the recent #Apple ads that appear to be not only AI slop, but sloppy, uncleaned, AI slop. What is going on over there? Didn’t attention to detail used to be their thing?

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026

How I just congratulated a friend on the birth of her new child

Text messages reading:

Today 6:02 PM

I HEARD YOU HAVE FEWER
BONES NOW

CONGRATULATIONS

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2026

“For sale: toddler shoes, never worn!” has different energy

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 09/03/2026

I find myself in the uncomfortable position of being entranced by the things LLMs enable me to accomplish that I couldn't before and also deeply worried about how they are going to reshape at least my industry and possibly society at large. Just one example: I […] [Original post on social.coop]

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026

“AI means we can work less for more money!” The working less and more money:

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 16/02/2026

Call me Farfetch’d because leeks are my favorite thing

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 13/01/2026

Regrettably I have made this original meme

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 27/12/2025

lol not only a transparent data grab, but an incompetent one too

Screenshot of a modal that reads “You can’t join schools right now. That feature isn’t available to everyone yet.”

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 21/12/2025

The Facebook algorithm served me up some antisemitism from a group I’m not a member of and when I reported it, they told me it’s not against their community standards and told me to explore my options for controlling what I see. Again, this was surfaced to me by […] [Original post on social.coop]

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 18/12/2025

Um NYT, I thought part of the reason I pay for games was so that I don’t have to tap through fucking ad interstitials? You becoming Zynga or what? (Screenshot from NYT Games’s year in review)

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 16/12/2025

Because apparently I'm having a software quirks kind of day, here are the results of me pressing "Add iteration" five times in GitHub projects. I did not rename or renumber anything myself.

GitHub Projects interface listing the following sprints in order:

* (Current) Sprint 41
* (Planned) Sprint 5
* (Planned) Sprint 12
* (Planned) Sprint 13
* (Planned) Sprint 42
* (Planned) Sprint 43

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 14/12/2025

Managed to resolve this and improve print quality overall by disabling input shaping, but this really isn’t the ideal solution since I need to print things much slower now. The quality difference is so stark I feel like there must be something wrong with my input […] [Original post on social.coop]

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 14/12/2025

Struggling with a new issue on my Prusa MINI where it seems to be depositing a blob at the layer change. It doesn’t do it on every seam, just where the layer changes. See this image where I stopped the print during the third layer—you can see a blob on the lower […] [Original post on social.coop]

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 08/12/2025

In year of our lord 2025 someone emailed my mom about making NFTs of her art and I had to explain what that meant to her

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 18/11/2025

👁️ ORBS ARE NOW ON MOBILE 👁️ (Discord making a full screen modal just to speak absolute gibberish to me)

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 01/11/2025

I’ll be calling contra dances along the east coast this month! Catch me in one of these cities. Full details at chromamine.com/dance

Tour poster for Harris Lapiroff’s Northeast Contra Calling Tour featuring seven dates in November 2025. Tour schedule: Thursday Nov 6 in Concord MA with NEFFA Open Band; Saturday Nov 8 in New York NY with Here on the Hill; Wednesday Nov 12 in Baltimore MD with Here on the Hill; Thursday Nov 13 in Philadelphia PA with Here on the Hill; Friday Nov 14 in Harrisburg PA with Here on the Hill; Saturday Nov 15 in Chatham NJ with Here on the Hill; Sunday Nov 16 in Brooklyn NY with Here on the Hill. Poster decorated with watercolor autumn foliage, orange berries, and cream-colored pumpkins on the right side.

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2025

Possibly a little too horny for main, but I am tickled by this product, which is labeled either as massage oil or lube, depending on where you purchase it from.

Two side by side squeeze tubes, both labeled “Coconu.” In smaller text above the product name one says “oil based lubricant” and the other says “massage oil.”

The same two tubes from the other side with identical ingredient lists. The only difference is a tagline at the top in script characters. One says “Have better sex naturally” and the other says “Better for(e)play naturally.”

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2025

dennis prager, bottoming for a hot twink day after day for a year, bellowing, “oh fuck yeah get me pregnant, impregnate me fuck yeah”

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Harris Lapiroff @harris.social.coop.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2025

I haven't seen this meme format used in a while, but this remains possibly my all time favorite meme.

Buff dudes typing to nerdy kid meme that gets meta. Kid asks why this meme is funny, buff dudes answer with increasing layers of wholesomeness and empathy.

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