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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The 𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘰, his linen suit pristine despite the heat and red soil, emerged from the overgrowth cradling the lost piglet. His gums shone as he stroked its back, the docile animal grunting softly. 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘭 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘫𝘰𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘴 said Manuel. Paco spat. 𝘋𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘴. 𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘰𝘴 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘲𝘶𝘦.
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
imagine if its true lol escaping a harrowing attack and running to the nearest road to flag down help, only to find out it's... America's Mayor, Rudy Giuliani? "Don't worry sweethaht, you're safe now!" and then he drives right into a ditch
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
blocking the entire aisle with my wide ass at the maoist zodega trying to figure out if "bell and evans" chicken is the good stuff or the bad stuff
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
the bazzini display at the maoist zodega is going to be resplendent
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
will i be able to buy municipally funded government spray at the zodega
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Listen, it's simple. From 9am to 8pm I offer contrarian political analysis and moral judgement of my enemies. From 8pm onward I abuse inhalants. I have no trouble separating the two; why do you?
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
SGA. more like FGA. keep shooting buddy. hey (like im really helping) keep shooting buddy. thats what basketball is about
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
finished white lotus. no coworker that is formed against me shall spoil
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
if the pee tape was real this wouldn't be happening
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
- Call and leave a massage - Participate in effort's of your community and local place to get involved - Kill your Mom - If you're in line to vote,
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i have a responsibility to tell my audience what they want to hear. and i take that very seriously
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
fuck tinder, fuck tiktok, fuck ticketmaster. lets smoke dust in a conversation pit
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I want to make clear that, while we did employ some AI tools in post-production, it was only to enhance the authenticity of certain fricative sounds in foreign dialogue scenes and give all the titties some extra jiggle
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
girls get the ick when you're in zugzwang
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
asking everyone who enters the sauna if they want to have a "mid-off"
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
yall fw graven idols?
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
oh grampa no lets get you out of there and cleaned up
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
i guess my videotape heads will just be filthy then
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
seeing a lot of head wounds on the streets recently. might be big this spring 🌱
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
ME: hmmm GF (hoping I'll finally talk about how I'm handling my dad's death): what's up? ME: sounds like carseat headrest got over his long covid GF: oh ME (chuckling): maybe he'll get over his internalized queerphobia next GF: yeah. (beat) do you want that for him? ME: uhhhhhh.. no. duh?
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
(scrolling through my old photos with my adult children in 2050) that's you coming home from the hospital. oh and thats when we took you to the zoo. you loved the giraffe. and oh my, your first steps. oh that? hm. well. there was this twitter account. and his thing was "this is what you look like if
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
just got a targeted twitter ad to work for david shor lmfao
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
when ur 95 years old and ur main bitch gets the hentai virus <<<<<<
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
BrooklynDadCompliant
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
using one of those aluminum suitcase laptops they give military scientists to scroll a girl's media tab
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Maxwell's Silver Hammer can only be equipped by Maxwell's Demon
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
sad to hear about gene hackman but at least he died doing what he loved: poisoning dogs
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
(queenily) well it's asphyxiation certainly but i don't know who would call that erotic
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
severance is lowkey creepy and limital spaces. it almost reminds me of the bankrooms...
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
to the extent he "is smart" or "was smart" he's had to actively suppress those abilities with ket and custody battles in order to be more effective in business. you have to stop caring about stuff like "does the tech work" or "what is the law"
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
ultimately it's not a very important distinction but i think people misdiagnose elon as a case of someone who's smart at STEM assuming they're automatically smart at other stuff. that's a real thing but the bigger issue is that being successful at business requires being dumb and incurious
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
they're lighting me like a damn bisexual!
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
hey here's a fun one. "i hope my parents die before they get old enough for the modest inheritance i need to afford my first home to be stolen by pig butcherers." any millennials in the crowd?
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
jesus christ bill burr "billionaires are bad"? that's comedy now? oh how's the airplane food taste? so fucking hack (fox news tries to blow up his car) well. and heroic, i guess
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John Herrman @jwherrman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
what if we made moves like there wasnt a script? you come over. ill cook "chicken a thousand ways". we'll watch roblox. who's stopping us?
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
the palantir ceo could switch places with taika waititi and no one would notice (meant as an insult to both)
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
no shade! that mutt has bantz
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
travis kelce's brother's wife's accountant's dog's podcast is going to be fucked after this
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
yeah. i guess we could hold a celebrity pickleball tournament to raise funds. if we want someone to lose a fucking eye
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
i love how people who get really serious about weight lifting refer to it as "training". there's no subsequent phase you're preparing for
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
honestly: i think the mavs just forgot he's 25. he looks 32. and he's been there a while. they probably forgot he was 25! for what it's worth: i did too.
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
you don't have a crush you have untreated trauma and attachment issues and you're in the matrix. wake up neo
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
sick of this whole nation being led around by the dick by the upper crust elite patricians of kansas city missouri
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
heard a zoomer refer to a geological formation as a "type of vibe"
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
As part of the deal, TikTok has agreed to change its name to TrumpTruck. Tesla has also announced plans to change the name of the Cybertruck to the TrumpTruck, and Coca-Cola's flagship original cola beverage will similarly rebrand to TrumpTruck.
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
drink full and descend
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
i would rather die standing than wipe sitting
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
what commodities would you recommend as a hedge
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Debanked Angel @harmlessposeur.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
seems quite clear now that history will remember the biden era as the reflexive reel backwards after we stuck our dick in the pencil sharpener. regaining balance. a slow reemergence of conscious thought as the haze of panic lifts. a moment of sober reflection and consideration. and then
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