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harley (woman)

@harleyforsure.bsky.social
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the most female to ever do it. she/her, 22 yrs old, autistic 💖 @retrovelvet.bsky.social

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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
what the... i'm not 20!
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tech @morley.dev · 15/08/2023
Feminine person sitting in masculine person’s lap while masc is typing on the keyboard.

Fem says babe, come to bed

Masc says hold on I’m building a wildly incriminating digital footprint
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
being in love is being really happy to see that your partner has posted 10+ times
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
the third one is not me but spiritually it 100% is
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nat @retrovelvet.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
problematic women do too!! @harleyforsure.bsky.social deserves anything she asks for 🩷
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
its genuinely so depressing to me that club penguin is gone forever and nothing like it exists today. club penguin was so huge.
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Joe Biden still has 36 days left to pardon Luigi Mangione
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
when my partner does literally anything
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nat @retrovelvet.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
as promised,, a pic of me with a floral lace bra and you can kinda see my happy trail
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
where does piracy take from and where does ai take from? quickly.
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
i think i would be more evidentally autistic if i weren't terribly addicted to the high of making other people laugh. or maybe im plenty evidentally autistic enough
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
this is sort of what cymbalta does to me. lots of threads rambling about nothing in particular. i have no idea what motivates me to do this but i am entirely transfixed to my phone wanting to write so many words about so many of my idiosyncratic concepts that inform my other beliefs and decisions.
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
there are trans women online in general that use words like "hon" and "passoid" who feel deeply upset with their own appearance and deep vitriol towards any trans woman who is "privileged" enough to "pass". the observation i have to offer is that this is the trans version of edtwt psychology.
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
there is a brand of white trans woman who is eternally upset that they cannot always be the most oppressed, victimized person in the room.
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
i know exactly what having a vagina would feel like. i dont know why. but i feel like i can describe with near 100% accuracy what those sensations would feel like if i have one. and im not even 100% sure what they look like
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
had a dream last night that my grandma got shot in the head but lived because her blood was special
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
im a sex essentialist in that i believe having sex is essential
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
my partner says no which feels like the ultimate betrayal. i feel like if we were related we could still make it work
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
the harley version of "would you still love me if i was a worm" is "would you still love me if i was your sister"
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
hi im the government. this entire area of the earth is mine. everyone who lives here is represented by me. i have created this thing called currency that we all must trade in. if you try trading in other means i will put you in a box or kill you, using my minions (paid with currency).
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mimp @mimp.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
that's great
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
i would let hideo kojima touch my body and shyly put it in my mouth if he wanted to
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
sex with me is like a fire drill, adults made me do it in elementary school
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
my job makes me want to kill myself
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
i dont really think im 20 but i dont know what age i would be. any higher or lower feels just as wrong. is there a nonbinary version of an age regressor. like atemporal
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nat @retrovelvet.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
calling women bitches and telling them to go make me a sandwich >>>
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
30 dollars for cosmetics sounds like a lot but not if its vbucks
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R. Sera @talonbornestudio.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
You are divinely protected
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
nothing bad will happen
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
i am having a hypochondric episode again and i am 100% convinced that my effexor overdose in missouri damaged my heart and that i have cardiomyopathy. i am simultaneously aware that logically this is an anxiety attack but i somehow sincerely believe i have heart damage.
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
googled the symptoms of serotonin syndrome since im a hypochondriac and realizing i know what happened to me after my overdose now lol
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
that one fortnite ballistic glitch
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ashley (VERY SCARY VERSION) @ashmoney.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
*Friendly Reminder* If your reply flops and gets no reply or like, they do actually hate your guts and want you dead :)
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emily the milk maid 🏳️‍⚧️ @emmysworld.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
the names they called rudolph were probably nasty as hell
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
adderall in kindergarten would've changed my life trajectory so severely that i would have likely become president of the united states
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
i need to move out post haste. too bad im poor and pay 900 a month for rent living with my grandparents
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
bluesky needs to add polls so i can ask if im a good girl
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
last year i had an idea for a short story where the government was "run" by an AI touted as objective and unbiased but it would actually just make any arbitrary decision that the existing fascist regime told them to. it wasn't exactly prescient but i thought we at least had a little more time.
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
my biggest aspiration in my life right now is to be mentally healthy. to me, that's all i have left to work on. i am confident, kind, grounded, funny, and wise. the only trait that i do not inhabit in the way that i want to is mental stability. we are getting there though :]
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
real talk. i would have sex with meow skulls OR meowscles. hopefully both at the same time
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
an image of bad luck brian

top text reads: gets called up to do a powerpoint

bottom text reads: fucking dies
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
no bra just letting my boobs bounce as i go up and down the stairs
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
tearing up because i can't think of anyone i'd rather be with more than my partner. everything just lines up so well. we're on the same page. we're similar in the ways that matter and different in ways that complement each other. nothing bad will happen.
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harley (woman) @harleyforsure.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
almost texted my partner "let's practice kissing in your car" 🤦‍♀️
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