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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think it’s really odd that this is the first time my cat, who is 95 in human equivalent years, has had a simple bp test.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Very annoyed.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
1st night on them and loads of other symptoms eased. She was settled all afternoon and evening and not yowling and wandering every couple of hours. She must have been in real discomfort for so long and it took googling symptoms and advocating to not just ‘come back in a week’.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The run up was traumatic, as she went fully blind twice…bumping into objects and looking bewildered. Had to nudge the vet to take her blood pressure which was really high, then insist on not waiting to see if she went blind again before trying BP tablets.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Last night is the first night in more than a year that I wasn’t woken up (several times) between 1am and 4am by my oldest cat. She woke me up at 6.20am - amazing feeling.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Provolone, manchego, Comte, cheddar. And a Daylesford sticky fig chutney.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Heh!!
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For I bet! x
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shut it you.
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Futurama Leela Shakes Fist
ALT: Futurama Leela Shakes Fist
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Make eat…
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Pedro Pascal Smiling
ALT: Pedro Pascal Smiling
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’d done some assassin training at archery beforehand before you all worry I’m getting soft.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I made an omega seed and rosemary spelt loaf to make eat with cheeses while watching celebrity throw down. Perfick.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Two out of three are hearth hogs… Nia is very much confused but enjoying her first winter warmer. Mum would have loved this little naughty tourtie.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Natch!
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dinner…burger…burger sauce…Saint Émilion.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Han Solo's iconic 'I know' response
ALT: Han Solo's iconic 'I know' response
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I hate it when people humble brag about going to the gym. But this was no Jamie Leigh Curtis moment…I was shaking like a shitting dog.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The last set of weighted goblet squats are always murder but I added a heel lift to the mix and now I know what it feels like for each individual muscle fiber in my thighs to be stripped forcibly from my skeleton with a pair of burning BBQ tongs.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have them a muttered expletive as I have to buy my sacks of pony carrots from them!
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy Birthday Jase! 🌙
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tonight’s insomnia is brought to you by zooming kitten, dementia cat and intestinal contortions.
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Jerry
ALT: Jerry
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks Jase’
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, mine was parked at home… or I hope it was!
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was it a doppelgänger?
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolutely. And it’s too easy to forget how awful it is for people in the middle who were just caught in the cross fire.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes, I’m ok. It’s been a traumatic time. And it is far from over. But im doing my best to keep an even keel.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nope! 😊
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*there (this is actually the horrifying part).
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In lighter news, I found out today that male hedgehogs circle their potential mate huffing and snorting for hours waiting to be accepted. It’s called the ‘hedgehog carousel’.
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Cute Hedgehog Walking in Green Grass
ALT: Cute Hedgehog Walking in Green Grass
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I get it. But also…a family will never be the same again after this. Shredded relationships still need mending.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*that I know of, obviously. Some very unfortunate and sad happenings, yes. Death yes. Murder, no. It’s a small place. Gossip likes to spread to fill the void where the facts are missing. It made me feel quite heavy in the face of their levity and joy at me being close to the goings on.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I popped to the village green grocer for pony carrots and was lauded as some sort of infamous Grimm’s character. The owner proclaimed to the shop “This is the lady I told you about whose horse is kept in the murder barn!”… my horse is not kept in the barn and neither has their been a murder* there.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😊😊😊
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🧟‍♀️ 👹🧌🧛‍♂️🧙🏼‍♀️🐈‍⬛🦇🪦
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are they little treats or something else?!
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I woke up to find Nia had cuddled into my arm with her little back feet resting on me… my heart was all fizzy.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Simple things amuse me. I don’t care…it pleases me.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have three pottery pumpkins 🎃 which surprises no one. Here’s one of wearing another as a jaunty hat. I also prop up my iPad while I’m cooking to old Miss Marple episodes. My third 🎃 is one of the wonderful glosters pottery ones but I’m too lazy to go and photograph it.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She’s out of surgery and in recovery. All went smoothly. Home by 3pm. Phew…
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you 🙏🏻
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This perfect little thing has her op tomorrow and I’m racked with guilt. I know it’s best for her long term. And short term it should mean she calms down the rough play with her granny, Snow. But still…🥺🥺🥺🥺
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everything is better with a kazoo.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sounds like a great plan.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Apparently a healthy amount of arse vapour per day is 2 litres. But how does one measure that without a spectrometer in your bathroom?
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m absolutely not that gauche!
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m a bit sad I found it before it reached £1k.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No. They have labels. It’s not moonshine.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh definitely. Like free money.
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Woohoo
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Wine Fridge
ALT: Wine Fridge
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H @harimiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A small vineyard wine distributor. You can subscribe for a monthly fee and it builds a balance.
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