tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 04/10/2026there’s only one sportsman named Pat Mac that matters and it’s Pat McCrory 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 30/09/2026genuinely explains a lot about him being able to disassociate from AB, Rodgers, and the likes. 010
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@edsbs.bsky.social obligatory notice that next Friday we get the Trent Dilfer v. Zach Mettenberger HC match up. send @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on assignment. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@edsbs.bsky.social George MacIntyre in the game, simply must take any chance we can to say he was in the same HS class as BLADES BROWN, who is almost certainly about to make the PGA Tour at 19 years old because, of course, his name is Blades. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 05/09/2026there’s only one option for CFB: and that is to recognize that the religion of Muad’Dib is not Muad’Dib. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 12/08/2026just a reminder that Lipscomb moved up a division since he left for UAB and now has to play guys like this. he’s going to lose more than five game: 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 12/08/2026@edsbs.bsky.social hard to put into words how much I am cheering for Trent Dilfer to fail 5737
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 09/08/2026thinking about how close Auburn was to having Cam and Ryan Williams on one roster… 030
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 31/07/2026the first thing that’s made me think “I need a Kalshi account” 010
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Rodg I’ll be real, moved to London 18 months ago and I sing “oogling my baps all through my Burberry, I know you’ve heard of me”, conservatively, twice a day. can’t make this the anthem. too catchy. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 28/07/2026having our first in London and have been told they sometimes let you take the baby home same day as delivery over here. I think about this seven times per day. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 15/07/2026@brianphillips.lol there’s a reason why it’s article one www.theringer.com/2022/08/10/s...theringer.com‘22 Goals’: Diego Maradona, 1986 World Cup in MexicoBrian Phillips’s first installment in his series chronicling the most iconic goals in the history of the World Cup belongs to soccer’s most talented and destructive genius 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 14/07/2026convincing myself that throwing motion means he must be a production factory 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I am once again reading @brianphillips.lol ‘s 22 Goals and wondering why it’s not a book 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 02/07/2026gotta wonder if that pug has any idea its mom is phoebe bridgers 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 30/06/2026this uses the same vibes — I share your pinned tw—t with all new members of our team at work 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 24/06/2026his book is genuinely a very (unintentionally) funny read 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 22/06/2026biked into the office by 10 Downing as far as I can tell exactly when Keir resigned… only one camera. fitting for him to go out with a weak fart. 010
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 15/06/2026*Frank Ocean voice* Si-errrrrrr-a… Leoooonnneee 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 12/06/20261. Lois rules, great source 2. the ending reminded me of the Pats paying fans to stay in the parking lot for an 30-60 mins postgame to help with traffic. Are they still doing that? 010
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 08/06/2026@edsbs.bsky.social I need to know that you’ve seen Geese doing Trinidad in Barcelona during what appears to be a fucking hurricane 020
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 03/06/2026there are so many sick things that happen every WNBA game, and we’re hyperbolizing something that happens every other possession in any randomly sampled over 40 pickup game 110
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 27/05/2026static.klipy.comFootball Targeting Foul & Penalty CallALT: Football Targeting Foul & Penalty Call 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 18/05/2026she assures me she knows the definition of “concentric” as I draw a Venn diagram of “the part of my brain that loves Brian” and “the part of my brain that loves Spencer” for the third time 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 18/05/2026cancelling mine and my wife’s birthday trip to Malta for what, I keep shouting at her, is “THE TUB GLUBMAN SUPER BOWL” 100
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 14/05/2026have to assume this is because of Celtic’s win last night 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 23/04/2026@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social went back for a top up for PTKU. there’s a Shane Gillis joke about how the Bear didn’t desegregate Bama fball until he got destroyed by USC. Emily Green’s shredding is similarly potent for winning allies, and Geese’s 2122 is maybe the best live song ever 030
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 22/04/2026@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social I would like to offer an amendment and say this is also $100 for every time I’ve seen Bruce Pearl quote tweet and argue with Obama in the past 24 hours. Punchline is the same though: good riddance! 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 21/04/2026@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $100 for every HS girl Hugh Freeze made undress in front of him — good riddance, bum! 110
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 21/04/20261,250 words just arguing with the first amendment 110
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 21/04/2026@philinvestigates.com Andy Ogles’ mass reply to constituents who reached out about his Islamophobia hit the inbox last night. 110
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 14/04/2026the best song at every Geese show is 2122. this is the backstory of the tour supporting that album: 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I like my industry plants stylized as “the label thought the frontman’s solo album was such shit they tried to dissuade him from releasing it”. great, long horizon backstory they built there. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 14/04/2026simply can’t be that hard of a sell for someone to go into his office and say “a team will break the points record 3 times in the next ten years” 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 14/04/2026what do we have to do for a 3-2-1 points format? The time has come, and not just because I’m a Preds fan 100
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 13/04/2026wait Brian have you heard about BIRDGATE yet? sports.yahoo.com/articles/jas... 010
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 13/04/2026old coworker is the English pickleball champion, good friends with Woz, an eternally the biggest Rory hater of all time. He’s been despondent the past two aprils. 010
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 06/04/2026once took my MIL to bread and butterfly and saw Zazie Beatz performatively read through an entire meal and completely ignore her companion 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 30/03/2026does “Mars has weak gravity” basically mean we’d all turn into the boneless obese people in Wall-E? 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 28/03/2026HS senior for the kick six and prayer at jhs. only a 17 year old could think that was sustainable. now I owe my biggest fandom debt to Bruce Pearl. idiot. 100
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 25/03/2026@edsbs.bsky.social walked by Noah Wyle in London yesterday and was too caught off guard to ask him if he was satisfied with his MVPITT win rate. 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Belle Meade would silently pass a law banning British people by Wednesday if this happened on the boulevard 000
tub glubman @haribogenocide.bsky.social · 24/03/2026the WilCo rich would 100% try to fight you for pointing out real rich people in Nashville live in Davidson County. Richland CC is a black void of willful ignorance. 100
