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Kris

@hareguizer.bsky.social
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Beer With Teeth artist and ideas-flinger, unrepentantly left handed fountain pen geek. My journal keeps me sane. They/them

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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m surviving with a fan using the space blanket hack. Sure my neighbours think I’m insane because my windows are covered in silver Mylar now and my home is safe for vampires, but it’s made it 10 degrees cooler inside. (Mylar taped to outside of windows to avoid risk of glass cracking.)
Photo of a digital weather station showing temperatures of 31 degrees Celsius outside in the shade and 21 degrees inside
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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Someone Elmer Fudded it.
Cartoon image of a shotgun with the barrel peeled back like a banana, likely because a cartoon bunny blocked the bore with a carrot.
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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Oh yes, they exist. :D i.etsystatic.com/16651659/r/i...
A pair of earrings made out of gold and silver-coloured Jinhao fountain pen nibs, artfully posed on a clear glass pen rest with a page of vintage cursive writing as a backdrop.
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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The ideal hand position, according to the Spencerian authors.
Line drawing of the correct way to hold an ink pen (dip pen or fountain pen) according to the Spencerian Method of handwriting. The hand and wrist are relaxed, the pen held in a loose tripod between thumb, forefinger, and second finger, with the pen resting against the second finger and the thumb's tip on the pen just behind the lowest joint of the forefinger, while the third and fourth fingers touch their fingernails to the page. The wrist is not touching the table. The pen is held at a 45 degree angle to the page, the tip of the nib square on to the paper, not leaning to either side.
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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I couldn’t resist going for a vintage travel poster approach with the cover art. #RuneQuest #Glorantha #TTRPG #JonstownCompendium
Book cover for Old Owl Tower, showing a partly ruined round stone tower on a green hillside, against a backdrop of mountains. A strange, alien jungle rises behind the tower, and eroded rock formations bracket the view from the foreground.
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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Green and white striped, you say? Did it look anything like this?
Parker Vector fountain pen in white with apple-green stripes on the barrel and cap. An old school pen from 1989
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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I remember those stickers! Everybody seems to have had one of these Parker 25 school pens. Mine still writes fine.
An uncapped vintage Parker 25 fountain pen from the 1980’s, photo from Peyton Street Pens‘ website.
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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
New fountain pen from Platypus Pens in Australia! Is it geeky to be joyously happy about a 3D printed fountain pen? Because this makes me squee. Stickers from Bartrum's stationers in Hay On Wye. There was new ink obtained too...
A 3D printed fountain pen lying on a sheet of stickers of hand drawn animals - octopus, sloth, whale, wombat, flamingo, beetle, butterfly, booby. The pen is torpedo-shaped, dark shiny grey with a spiralling helical pattern that makes the light zigzag along its length. The cap band is made from un-patterned silver filament.
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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Anyone doing Colorvent, be warned that Kilonova (day 6) can stain. My pen leaked and now my desk looks like I’ve been butchering smurfs. #colorvent #fountainpens #FountainPensAndInk
An empty fountain pen refillable cartridge showing blue stains left behind by Colorverse Kilonova ink. It is lying on a piece of kitchen towel stained with drops of the ink, which is a concentrated ultramarine blue.
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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
People attacking Big Paleontology for their ivory towers and fossil fixation is what prompted me to design this very tongue-in-cheek t-shirt.
Light blue t shirt bearing a drawing of a dinosaur skull and the words ‘Lithic Fundamentalist’
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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Snuck in a spot of journalling in the coffee shop as dusk came down. A rainy Autumn evening in a warm place with candlelight. Feeling very cosy and grateful for moments like this. #journalling #fountainpen #writing
A burgundy Sailor Realo fountain pen lying on an orange A5 journal by Avocado & Spice, on a coffee shop table that is painted with stylised floral motifs. The table is lit by candlelight.
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Kris @hareguizer.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
My cats these days are long and rather scaly but here is Corio demanding I bring his regular humans back. #proofOfCat
Photo of a grey and white shorthaired cat with green eyes sticking his nose in the camera
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