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Kris P.

@happyphantom.bsky.social
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friendly local nerd, [E], Sounders fan, general craft dork. I never get enough sleep.

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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 4h
What the ever loving fuck is going on with these people.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I haven't cried much for him. Like there's still a part of me that thinks that maybe, just maybe, he'll pull through. He won't, though. Not like the person he was. Why don't I feel like crying? Why am I still able to laugh, to enjoy things, when nothing is going to be the same?
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It feels like we're killing him. Like maybe if we just gave it a little more work, if we did rehab instead of this... but he can't eat! Or drink water! Which means aspiration and eventual pneumonia. It still feels like we're killing him.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As it is, he can't swallow, can't walk on his own, and while he responds (sometimes) to questions, the answers aren't always right. So he has no feeding tube (one in the nose got removed, no permanent feeding tube per his directive), has oxygen, but is no longer receiving anything beyond comfort.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At this point my dad is in comfort care, and we are hoping to get him back home so that he and my Mom can have some time together. This might be the worst thing ever, I think. He has serious damage to his frontal lobe - at the very least, he would suffer severe personality changes.
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bex @blueraccoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my unpopular but accurate football opinion: We should not be glorifying and promoting a sport that routinely leaves its players with brain damage
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hear you met a friend of mine in LA!
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is utterly horrifying and should not be allowed to happen. No one deserves this.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What about... lovers TO fighters. (Ok that doesn't work 😆)
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I swear, there's nothing better than holding a bb like that while they purr in your ear.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why does that sound so familiar.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're all operating at a base level of 8/10, so I'd anything happens it just pushes us to overreaction.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Is that even legal?!
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did. Took a gummy and got into bed. So, you're welcome or something 🤣
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2026 can honestly fuck right off. Here, have a turkey.
Big turkey standing on stove grass,  half in the sunshine.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is a serious question - do you keep your list somewhere physical, or do you keep it in your head?
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I dunno.... *eyes own to-do list* sounds fishy.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
More treats for the kids!
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dream the other night - that I stole Dave Gahan's very fancy convertible classic car and drove it around. Got caught by the police, who handed me a paper bag that had signed pictures of the band in it. Turns out Dave was OK with the whole thing.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cheapest I saw on this side of the mountains was $4.99 cash.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't know, man.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And well... Dad's got a brain bleed so they're flying him to the ER in Spokane. Fuck.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The world is falling apart, I feel like I might genuinely be losing my mind, Dad's headed to the ER because he fell in the parking lot of his assisted living facility... it just doesn't feel like things are getting better. Anywhere.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Except for Emilio Estevez, who apparently hasn't aged.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's over $7 here (eastern WA).
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh, I didn't know they went out of business! Alas.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can smell them through the internet.... yuuuuum
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I did just post about it, though...
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It does not, but I would love it. I am not certain how many of the Disco would be in that stage, however...
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I am 100% here for Dev Patel, action hero for the people.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's wonderful 🥰
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Argh,I mean "I believe in old gods and new knives"
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Does your xstitch say "old gods, new knives"?
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes! This! Makes it very uncomfortable to watch.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
SUCH a good movie.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have an appointment tomorrow for specifically this. Fingers crossed.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How did you get into my house
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I did 🤣
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The plot would be, making me delightfully happy.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Would LOVE to know the story of why there is a Christian praise band playing where Soundwave usually is, post-match. #Sounders
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How dare you.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've been anti-football for a while (sacrilege for a native Alabamian) because of CTE, which probably affected one of my younger brothers who died a decade ago. i think part of the reason it's been so consistently dismissed is that CTE victims are mostly Black men. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/u...
nytimes.com
At Least 1 in 4 NFL Players Gets CTE, Major New Study Finds (Gift Article)
The actual prevalence, researchers said, may be much higher.
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 25/08/2026
🚨BREAKING: Our union of over 12,000 baristas are officially calling for a Starbucks boycott. Read this statement penned by Starbucks workers on why a boycott from ALL customers, allies, and organizations is necessary to fight back against corporate greed:
BOYCOTT STARBUCKS is written inside a zig-zaggy speech bubble against crumbled paper. Beside it are the Starbucks Workers United logo and an image of a coffee cup being poured out.We, the 12,000 and growing members of Starbucks Workers United, call on everyone who stands with working people to boycott Starbucks until they finalize a contract with union baristas and stop union-busting.
What we’re fighting for is simple: a minimum $17/hr wage, enough hours to live on, better staffing in our stores, and basic workplace protections. Every year, our living costs rise but our wages don’t keep up – a growing pressure many American workers are feeling as corporate greed accelerates unchecked in our country. 
Starbucks is banking on customers' blind loyalty to the integrity and values this company once stood for in order to keep squeezing them for profits. At a time when working-class people across the country are struggling in a challenging economy, it is no longer possible to be both a Starbucks customer and in support of workers; choosing to spend money at Starbucks is choosing a law breaking corporation over the baristas who make your coffee everyday exactly as you ask for it.
Starbucks has violated U.S. labor law more than any other company in modern history–the NLRB and its judges have found that Starbucks committed hundreds of labor violations and there are currently more than 550 unresolved unfair labor practice charges still pending against the company. Instead of finalizing a fair and reasonable union contract, Starbucks has repeatedly demonstrated a lack of care for the workers who fuel the company’s profits by wasting millions of dollars on AI and technology that doesn’t work, launching countless gimmicky drinks designed to distract from real problems, and inventing pointless policies that do nothing but make our jobs harder. 
This ongoing, irrational behavior by Starbucks and its refusal to settle a fair union contract with workers leaves us with no other choice than to call for a boycott. We know when working people stand up together, we win. 
No Contract? No Coffee.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jesus needs his luxurious mane back, too
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We're cursed, right?
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Today isn't the day I walk out into the desert, but boy howdy it's a close thing.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mine is Hollow Knight. Pretty sure I'm dead the first time I try to jump over something.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Let me know if you ever need someone to talk to about it.
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Kris P. @happyphantom.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Had lunch with the family yesterday. My mom is diminishing. She is being whittled down to nothing by Alzheimers.
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