Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In a cork coaster, which side goes up? I've always sat the drink on the cork so it can absorb the moisture. Today someone said otherwise... but they can't be right, can they? 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm impressed @krispykreme1.bsky.social still hands out a free donut on every visit. At our place, we'll at least give you a napkin, but secretly charge you a nickel. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 17/07/2026We're doing a lemonade stand this Saturday to benefit the Rise foundation. All proceeds go to support children in foster care. We're not asking you to show up, but if you wanna help out and donate, use the QR code. Thanks! 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 30/05/2026They're right though, Wednesday has pirhanahs in that one episode. 010
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 24/05/2026If Van gogh was still alive to see this, he'd cut off his other ear.... 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026If you're going for that plastic surgery look, I'd suggest the Handsome Squidward....media.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of squidward from spongebob squarepants with a sad look on his faceALT: a cartoon drawing of squidward from spongebob squarepants with a sad look on his face 010
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Heh, you're right. I just realized I've been reading more "my dog died" posts as of late. 010
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 10/04/2026so it was a lady and her soon to be ex partner? 030
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Further than any human.... that we know of....(Heh) 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 07/04/2026don't get too close, just in case! beautiful photo! 100
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Can the fans vote to have Jeff NEVER rap again on #survivor ? Also - why did Jeff rap? Why did they do that to us? 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 02/03/2026I'll check it out if you read HOLLOW SKULLS by Samuel Marzioli - it's a collection of his best horror short stories that have been published up until that point....and he's got more coming! 020
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I heard a new Pokemon game is coming - gotta dust off those pokeballs to capture and prison more cute little critters! 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 18/02/2026We suspect that blood, sweat, tears and armpit hair is one ingredient too far. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 18/02/2026If you're putting your blood, sweat and tears into your baking... it might be touch unsanitary. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 28/01/2026There's a large cupcake the size of a small cupcake blocking the door. Feel free to step over it on your way in today! 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Why were people in the 80s trying to steal eggso? They're fairly affordable to acquire legally. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 07/01/2026It has come to our attention that we're actually not allowed to take over another business, no matter what unfounded accusations we hurl in their direction. Even if we got there early, broke in, barred the door and declared ourselves the winners in a public social media post. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 07/01/2026They were probably selling day old bread, probably. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 07/01/2026We have taken the bakery next door and will be selling their bread at market value. That money will be in an account we control. This is in order to enrich that bakeries employees. And we might as well confiscate any delivery trucks as well. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Although 'snorse' sounds like an animal with sleep apnea... 030
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Happy birthday to everyone who has a birthday today. If you don't, then come back and read this on your day. But only the first sentence. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Oh. It's probably not a good time to take a nap if you're a guard or just put a souffle in the oven... 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Seems too soon, but already taking down the Christmas decorations. Will miss these hand painted ornaments. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 04/01/2026How did avatar make over a billion dollars? I could barely make it through the first one, and couldn't bring myself to waste time watching any more. But yet someone is going. And multiple times. For those hacky movies.... 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Here are some spoilers for the last season of stranger things. Eleven finally turns 12. That guy with the teeth turns out to be in his mid 20s and is arrested. The monsters in the upside down get famous for their pineapple cake. That's all I got for now.... 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Happy Christmas to those that celebrate! And happy Thursday to those that don't. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Oh, forgot to say we're closed for the holidays. If you were going to get one of our cupcakes, you can still order one but you'll get to enjoy it in the new year. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Very cool! I work on the show, and am looking forward to seeing the new movie! 010
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I had forgotten about this - the WonderGround Gallery in Downtown Disney invited us to appear for an artist spotlight to show off our brand Happy Pantry back in 2016. It would be one of our last shows, but it was so much fun and quite an honor. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 18/12/2025For a limited time we're offering our $10 cupcake plushes for $67. You'll be the hit of the school yard when you tell everyone how you overpaid for the sake of that 'joke' 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Southwest just announced they're doing a $67 faire to play off that meme. Seems like a great idea since all those little kids who book their own travel will change their plans in appreciation of that 'joke' 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 14/12/2025I wish it was that, I think mostly it's because I refuse to say anything interesting. 100
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 12/12/2025We had a white elephant gift exchange at work. These are the Christmas ornaments I painted for it. I decorated the box for them as well. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 12/12/2025In a white elephant gift exchange, shouldn't the person who procures the white elephant win? Instead it's all gift cards and booze. And the winners are the ones who were smart enough to skip it. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Nobel should start giving out soccer trophies... 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Everyone who orders a cupcake plush will also receive a peace prize. Please note, peace prize is implied, and not tangible. 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Why has no one made an action comedy called, "Santa Claws vs Rude Dolph" where Kris Kringle faced off against an iconic 80s action star but they have to work out their differences to save Christmas.... 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 23/11/2025How long did they bake that pie if all the black birds were still alive. I guess you would 'open' the pie rather than stab it with a fork or cut it vigorously if you wanted them birds to sing and not freak out. Did anyone ask for some pie when the birds cleared out? Is that even sanitary? 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Why is Magic the Gathering retiring from congress? I didn't vote for that.... 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Wait, why did you just post the same picture twice? 000
Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 21/11/2025We should do Bertie Botts every flavor beans..... but as cupcakes! Who wouldn't want a whole cupcake that tastes like boogers or dirty bandages or spoiled milk... on second thought, maybe we should just clean out the fridge already. That smell gives us some weird ideas... 000