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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In a cork coaster, which side goes up? I've always sat the drink on the cork so it can absorb the moisture. Today someone said otherwise... but they can't be right, can they?

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I'm impressed @krispykreme1.bsky.social still hands out a free donut on every visit. At our place, we'll at least give you a napkin, but secretly charge you a nickel.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

We're doing a lemonade stand this Saturday to benefit the Rise foundation. All proceeds go to support children in foster care. We're not asking you to show up, but if you wanna help out and donate, use the QR code. Thanks!

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I miss my dog....if I had one...

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Can the fans vote to have Jeff NEVER rap again on #survivor ? Also - why did Jeff rap? Why did they do that to us?

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I took a crack at the next #pokemon starters

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I heard a new Pokemon game is coming - gotta dust off those pokeballs to capture and prison more cute little critters!

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

We suspect that blood, sweat, tears and armpit hair is one ingredient too far.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

If you're putting your blood, sweat and tears into your baking... it might be touch unsanitary.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

There's a large cupcake the size of a small cupcake blocking the door. Feel free to step over it on your way in today!

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Why were people in the 80s trying to steal eggso? They're fairly affordable to acquire legally.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

It has come to our attention that we're actually not allowed to take over another business, no matter what unfounded accusations we hurl in their direction. Even if we got there early, broke in, barred the door and declared ourselves the winners in a public social media post.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

They were probably selling day old bread, probably.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

We have taken the bakery next door and will be selling their bread at market value. That money will be in an account we control. This is in order to enrich that bakeries employees. And we might as well confiscate any delivery trucks as well.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Happy birthday to everyone who has a birthday today. If you don't, then come back and read this on your day. But only the first sentence.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Oh. It's probably not a good time to take a nap if you're a guard or just put a souffle in the oven...

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

It's always a good time to take a nap.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Seems too soon, but already taking down the Christmas decorations. Will miss these hand painted ornaments.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

How did avatar make over a billion dollars? I could barely make it through the first one, and couldn't bring myself to waste time watching any more. But yet someone is going. And multiple times. For those hacky movies....

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Here are some spoilers for the last season of stranger things. Eleven finally turns 12. That guy with the teeth turns out to be in his mid 20s and is arrested. The monsters in the upside down get famous for their pineapple cake. That's all I got for now....

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Happy Christmas to those that celebrate! And happy Thursday to those that don't.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Oh, forgot to say we're closed for the holidays. If you were going to get one of our cupcakes, you can still order one but you'll get to enjoy it in the new year.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I had forgotten about this - the WonderGround Gallery in Downtown Disney invited us to appear for an artist spotlight to show off our brand Happy Pantry back in 2016. It would be one of our last shows, but it was so much fun and quite an honor.

This is Isaac and Tracey from our artist spotlight at the WonderGround gallery in Downtown Disney. It's funny that we look tired in this picture, because boy were things going to get crazy in just two days.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

For a limited time we're offering our $10 cupcake plushes for $67. You'll be the hit of the school yard when you tell everyone how you overpaid for the sake of that 'joke'

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Southwest just announced they're doing a $67 faire to play off that meme. Seems like a great idea since all those little kids who book their own travel will change their plans in appreciation of that 'joke'

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

We had a white elephant gift exchange at work. These are the Christmas ornaments I painted for it. I decorated the box for them as well.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

In a white elephant gift exchange, shouldn't the person who procures the white elephant win? Instead it's all gift cards and booze. And the winners are the ones who were smart enough to skip it.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Nobel should start giving out soccer trophies...

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Everyone who orders a cupcake plush will also receive a peace prize. Please note, peace prize is implied, and not tangible.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Why has no one made an action comedy called, "Santa Claws vs Rude Dolph" where Kris Kringle faced off against an iconic 80s action star but they have to work out their differences to save Christmas....

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

How long did they bake that pie if all the black birds were still alive. I guess you would 'open' the pie rather than stab it with a fork or cut it vigorously if you wanted them birds to sing and not freak out. Did anyone ask for some pie when the birds cleared out? Is that even sanitary?

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Why is Magic the Gathering retiring from congress? I didn't vote for that....

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

We should do Bertie Botts every flavor beans..... but as cupcakes! Who wouldn't want a whole cupcake that tastes like boogers or dirty bandages or spoiled milk... on second thought, maybe we should just clean out the fridge already. That smell gives us some weird ideas...

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

If Link doesn't say, "well excuse me, princess!" At least once in the new movie.... should it have even been made at all?

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

We suggest that if you purchased one of those cupcakes that kid stuck his thumb in to just eat around it. We've been informed by his mother that he frequently washes his hands.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

The kid who sticks his thumb in our cupcake frosting has not agreed to stop sticking appendages in our desserts, but we're reopening anyway because he promised to think about stopping. Fingers crossed! But, hopefully, not into our food stuffs.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Just a note for our customers, the drive-through is closed again today. Because we don't have a drive-through. Please stop driving through the alley.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

It's the weekend, first order of business is to drink coffee and lots of it to get a head start on the day. Or, better yet, stay in bed.... even if you just woke up, it's probably nap time.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Churros, hot chocolate, and Mrs Cupcake. From a previous trip to Barcelona (the one in Spain...) ##happypantry

Inedible cupcake. But look at dem churros! It was a taste sensation!

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

Don't forget to vote! Exercise your ability to toot! I mean, vote. California needs your ballot to bee counted! Good luck!

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

It's been a busy Halloween season with us going to 4 or 5 trunk or treats. I made this crab costume for our #Moana themed #Halloween #tamatoa

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

This is probably the best thing I'll ever draw ever. Heh. #peanuts #charliebrown Oh, am i supposed to also say, "Use one piece to convince people to follow you."

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Coffee also makes the dream work. Except it also keeps you up... so a little less dream, and a lot more work.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Wouldn't you rather have pie? #inktober ##happypantry #cupcake

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Those dam dirty apes finally got her, eh?

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I think my coffee got raptured today.... or else I just forgot to push the brew button this morning...

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

We just planted the first batch of pumpkin cupcakes. Hopefully this time they grow fully frosted.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

The coffee machine turned on me this morning. I went to pour a cup and the pot was empty. Sure, I didn't push the button, but shouldn't it know by now? Morning means coffee!!! This is an example of why the machines will never take over the world.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

It's actually almost 11pm right now. So all that coffee machine hullabaloo never actually happened. I'm just practicing for tomorrow morning. Always gotta be prepared. Can't let the machines win.

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Happy Pantry @happypantry.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Turns out I didn't push the brew button. I've been making coffee with this coffee machine for over 6 years now. Wouldn't you think, by now, it would know that when I'm standing in front of it, I'd like it to have some coffee for me? Also, gotta remember to hit the button first next time.

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