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Ian B ⚒️

@happyhammer81.bsky.social
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Director at Elle Bee Design and Beth + Bee • WHU Fan • Music Nut • Guitar Tinkerer • Worcester, UK

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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I wonder if I could temporarily move to Clayton, just so I can cast a vote for Binface?
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The perils of running your own business is that cosmically, for some reason, all the rude and ungrateful arseholes descend AT THE SAME TIME. TFI Friday. Hoping for a better week next week 😐
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hot as BALLS 🔥
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Arsenal fans and humility definitely aren’t on talking terms. Staggered by the entitlement and emblematic of the shithouse club they’ve become under Arteta. The most unlikeable team since Mourinho’s Chelsea.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
As a West Ham fan who had his birthday this weekend, I can comfortably say I’ve had better birthdays… must have walked under a ladder or something.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Constantly disgusted at the way this world operates. Someone is *always* getting rich off of misery. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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BP profits more than double as Iran war sends oil prices higher
The energy giant said it had seen an
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
That half has done nothing for the nerves; tense, scrappy, not much quality. Palace will be better in the 2nd half for sure. Hope we step it up in the final third.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Don’t mind me. I’ll just be over here nervous-shitting about the West Ham game tonight 😐
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I’m no medical expert but I think my bagel needs to go to the doctors.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Watching the West Ham game is less fun than plucking your own pubes out with a chainsaw. Absolute Mavro-shaped miracle that it’s only 1-0 at half time.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The world is such a miserable, hopeless place - so it was nice to get out earlier this week to Dunster Castle. A gloriously peaceful haven 😍 Need to get out more and escape the noise.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Ditching the takeaways in favour of fakeaways this year. All done from scratch and was worth the effort. And now I can’t move. A bold start to 2026.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Fireworks are shit.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Great weekend to be a West Ham and England cricket fan 😐
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I thought this throbber was going to end the war within the first 24 hours of office? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Why Trump-Putin talks unlikely to bring rapid end to Ukraine war
Even with Trump's direct involvement, Moscow's preconditions for a ceasefire in Ukraine make it a swift ending to the bloodshed difficult to reach.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Long shot but any @fastmail.com users out there experiencing any issues today? Emails are kind of vanished from the inbox but still there in the background, but can't be accessed :|
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
How every front room in England feels right now
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Sheffield United. Shame. Carlos says hello 👋
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Managed to snap this cute little fella - taking guard against our old and very uninterested cat earlier this morning. Told him he has nothing to worry about, Jax’s squirrel-chasing days are behind him…
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Made up for Crystal Palace - a proper club and gives hope to us all; football is nothing without surprises.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Another 90 minutes of my life I’m not getting back. West Ham, the wet fart that keeps on guffing…
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I have to admire Bluesky’s optimism that I have enough thoughts in my head for 299 characters.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Pitfall 2 - Atari 2600 😍
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
U wot m8? It was 18C a few days ago 😂
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Happy back-in-sandals-and-shorts day to all that celebrate ☀️
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Winning at AZ isn’t for everyone, lads ⚒️
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A day of exhibiting at #thenationalweddingshow - and I am now dead. Don’t ever get old, folks. 1 more day to go 🥱
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Got the job done in the first half, second gear in the second half. Clean sheets! Remember them? Nice to have them back. #COYI
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Impressed with that first half, professional, hardworking and patient. Hope to see Ferguson in the 2nd half. But my god, Leicester are abysmal. Can’t fathom how we got turned over 3-1 by them earlier in the season! #WHU #COYI
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I never usually plug anywhere but the wife and I have set up a new eco-conscious personalised greeting cards business. Inventory is small but growing, check it out if you feel so inclined! bethandbee.com
bethandbee.com
Beth + Bee - Personalised Greeting Cards for the Eco-Conscious
We are a small independent studio in the Worcestershire countryside, designing and printing greeting cards for all occasions in an eco-conscious way.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I’m at the stage of my life where I start a Zoom call, the camera kicks into gear and all I can think is “Jesus Christ, I look like *that* now do I?”.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Working 24/7 as an owner of a small business in the most trying economic conditions, the one thing I’ve decided I need, more than anything, is to build a second website. I think I need a stern talking to.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The Stool Samples
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Can you imagine how scared Sullivan would get if this “bid” was accepted?! 😂
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It’s a pathetic and small thing really, but somewhat liberating to have finally deactivated and removed the “other” place. Man, what a dumpster fire it is over there 🔥
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Might be old fashioned but fireworks when the wind is 50mph+ doesn’t sound like the greatest idea.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Been very critical of Lopetegui but the stuff with his dad makes me respect the dignity he’s carried himself with, especially off the back of Mic’s car crash. Guess it’s easy to forget what the real problem is at WHU, which is and always will be Sullivan. Hope he turns it all around ⚒️
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Still one of my favourite memories of the old place; 15 year old me going mental in the Chicken Run. Bonus points for being stared down by Denis Irwin after calling him a c*nt. Good times.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Thoughts with Mic and his family; puts all this recent nonsense firmly into perspective. ⚒️
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Waking up this morning waiting to see this image…
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
We changed the structure and the manager to get better, not worse. Yet arguably one of the worst teams in the league just gave us a slapping and are now only 2 points behind us. Fair to say it’s not going well.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
And of course it’s now 2-0.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
That’s a joke. We get a pen against us for Fabianski but no goal for that?
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
All well and good “responding well” to falling behind but it’d be nice not to fall behind to a poor team in the first place. Ings off, Summerville on, Kudus up front, and give them a slapping in the 2nd half.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Blimey, is Lopetegui trying to get sacked?? Quite the line up.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Away at Villa 😐 Got to just hope their form is still terrible by the time we go there. It’s a pony draw though.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Normal service resumed then - pathetic and timid. What a shambles.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I legitimately haven’t closed down my Twitter account yet purely because of West Ham Clips. The moment it’s here, I’m offski as quick as Tartan Simeone.
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Ian B ⚒️ @happyhammer81.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Life comes at you fast. You’ll know this when you become excited about Tesco relenting to pressure and reinstating 6-pint semi skimmed milk. #gamechanger
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