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Carlos

@haphazardwhore.bsky.social
1.1K followers 891 following 747 posts

No set agenda just here for the fun. Posts/pics usually NSFW. Pic is me. 18+ ONLY. NJ/NYC based

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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't you just hate when the waistband keeps twisting on itself? #gaythonger #thonger #thongthursday #gayexhib #gayass #manass #nippleplay
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This man 🥵🤯🥵
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
At least I'm honest... 😅
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The cheeks really do just eat it up 🙈 #thongthursday #gaythonger #gayexhib #manass
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If I look serious it's cuz tit pumps are serious business!
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Humpetty Hump Day #manass #jockstrapwednesday #humpmeday #gaymanass #gayexhib
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Big Boys Drink Milk @bigboysdrinkmilk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m brave enough to admit it. Wet sloppy hole feels amazing.
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Won't you be my neighbor? #gaythonger #sunsoutbunsout #gayass #gayexhib
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Objects in mirror are as beefy as they appear
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sunday Scaries can go fuck themselves... Oh... Wait...
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hump Day - flexing trying to be sexy like some of the fellas on here
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Order of preference: 5, 6, 4
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
First Hump Day of Pride Month
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Baby girl @urb3stboy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Need someone to goon out and use me like their personal fleshlight
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Probably the most clothes I've ever posted on here but just had to show off this t shirt promoting the new LA Metro D Line! Nothing perverse 😉
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Mood
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy Hump Day sluts! #humpmeday #asswednesday #gayass #jockstrapwednesday
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
As it happens, having the flu will really tank your sex drive. Sorry for being AWOL so here's slutty proof of life #gaythonger #thonger #gayass #gayexhib
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Just a little butt tease for Hump Day. Need another set of hands to spread these cheeks #thongedass #gaythonger #humpmeday #gayass
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Anyone got something better than a finger for my hungry pussy? #manpussy #gayexhib #gayass #gaypussy
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Wonder if anyone at this gym knows I'm working out with a load in my ass...? 😜🤔
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Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The days are not getting longer because of DST they are getting longer because that’s what happens when the northern hemisphere tilts more toward the sun like I need people to understand the amount of daylight would be the same during DST or standard time.
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Meet me in the stall for Hump Day humps #humpmeday #manass #gayass #jockstrapwednesday #gayexhib
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Should've remembered i haven't been regular with the gym for 3 weeks before attempting deadlifts with my regular weight. Ouch 😣
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Celebrated Hump Day by getting humped Gaping, cummy pussy for proof 😈 #humpmeday #jockstrapwednesday #gaysex #gayass #gaypussy
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Pull that string to the side and eat my pussy #thongthursday #gaythonger #thonger #gayass #manass #gaypussy #gaysex
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is what you're getting for Hump Day - take it or leave it! #humpday #jockstrapwednesday #jockstrapgay #gayass #manass
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ta-daaa! #thonger #bulge #gayexhib #gaythonger
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W0LFRUNNER @wolfrunner726.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Though actually now I'm thinking about it, @crshort81.bsky.social would you possibly be able to add @persian-wolf22.bsky.social to the various block lists for being an ICE sympathiser, and forward this to others that run block lists. I urge you all to unfollow his account both here and on twitter.
A twitter screenshot.
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Straight to the point 😜 #fcf #fatcockfriday #bulge #dickprint #denimbulge #vpl
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Here it is again for #thongthursday
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hi 👋🏽 #humpmeday #gayass #manass #thonger
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This is the body I'm going with into 2026. Not horrible but not great Them antidepressants led to an inadvertent bulk so here we are 😅 gotta make the best of it to improve from there
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"What am I looking at?" What're YOU looking at? This shirt do be straining 🙈 #gymgay #chooseprotein
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
On Wednesdays we wear... #humpmeday #gayass #manass #jockstrapwednesday
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Got room for dessert after your Thanksgiving meal? #thonger #thongthursday #manass #gayass
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Got room for dessert after your Thanksgiving meal? #thonger #thongthursday #manass #gayass
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Caught with my pants down 🫢 #thongthursday #thonger #gayexhib #gayass #manass
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Meet me in the stall to celebrate Hump Day #humpmeday #gayass #jockstrapwednesday #gayexhib #manass #manpussy
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hump Day in red #humpday #humpmeday #gayass #manass #jockstrapwednesday
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
No, it's not (Thong) Thursday - sorry if you thought tomorrow was Friday But(t), it IS Tushy Tuesday! #thonger #gayass #tushytuesday #gayexhib
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Am I big enough to do flexy poses yet? 🥺 #nastypiggay #nastypig #gay #gaymuscle #musclemonday
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween! 🎃 Sorry, but these are the only treats this trick has 😈😜 #gayass #jockstraps #fcf #fatbuttfriday #gayexhib #gayhalloween
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Happy Hump (me in a stall) Day! #humpmeday #gayass #manass #gayexhib #jockstrapwednesday
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
(I have to remind myself that some of the bodies I admire, and aspire to, are on something a little ✨extra✨ and that I can't expect dynamic results like that)
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Bull Barrett 💪🏻🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 @bullybarrett.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The moment you post an AI picture, you place a question mark over every legit photo of you
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Thongs are for every day that ends in -y #tushytuesday #thonger #gayass #manass
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Lemme bounce my humps on you this fine Hump Day #humpday #humpmeday #gayass #manass #manpussy #asswednesday #jockstrapwednesday #gaysex #gayfucking #gayexhibitionist #gayexhib
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Carlos @haphazardwhore.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Trying to get more f on this #fcf #fatcockfriday
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