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HJ First of his Name

@hansumjay.bsky.social
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Park Ranger in the WishaMuthaFucka Woods. An El Debarge soul in an M.O.P. World

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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If the P in RIP isn’t for piss today… you’re failing
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Zing!
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The fact that these people don’t know when someone is a piece of shit bothers me
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Brad He was a horrible person
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nah it was right
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Spot on
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Without the cl
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look him up He’s one of the right ones
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What part of supporting rapists is the acceptable part?
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As far as racism? average That was all Buddy Ryan as well
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Ditka finally roasting in racist coach hades…yay
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Couldn’t resist lol
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What’s updog?
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They really fuck themselves up to be down. Couldn’t be me
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When they did that tribute my Yankees fandom died. Fuck em
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Izaya @izaya1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My niece goes to a primarily white elementary school. (she’s zoned for the school) Could you all help her win the Harvest Queen for her school? 🥹 Even $1 would help In the description say, “Izaya Sent Me” Thank you to anyone that’s able to help. Thank you to anyone who shares this.
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Impeachment, but with a brick
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go go gadget fuck off i guess⚡️(he/him) @sketchum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our mother lost her battle to Breast Cancer on October 1st. [GoFundMe](gofund.me/c1d0ea820) My sister created a GFM while we are trying to process and move forward - anything helps. 💛 Shareable link: gofund.me/c1d0ea820
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Donate to Help Inez’s Children Through This Difficult Time, organized by Shay Monroe
My mother Inez Franklin lost her fight of Breast Cancer a few days ago … Shay Monroe needs your support for Help Inez’s Children Through This Difficult Time
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The backlash against what they think woke means is lowkey hilarious when you realize they think someone needs to be indoctrinated to know they ain't shit
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When he says “we” have the best economy he’s talking about how his immediate family finally don’t have to pretend to have money. This country let a broke, fake billionaire pervert win the highest office twice. I don’t like these people
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was like 3 pages. It would’ve been way more logical to have the thief be obsessed with breaking in lmao
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will they even remember though? Somehow these mfs never get it
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So Chris Rock left his friend in jail for a crime he didn’t commit for 19 years..? I’m offended Will didn’t stomp him out
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I go to work every day, I do what I’m supposed to do. If we plunge into a recession I’m going to rob the wealthy I’m supposed to
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wouldn’t have fired the Blazers announcer for the shit he posted on social media when he was a kid. I’d fire him for keeping it up though
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw a movie where a guy tortured a car thief and I’m like the mf made the shit impossible to get out of because he didn’t want to make it impossible to get into Then I wrote the studio
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I definitely said “the lock”
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We just disregarding the deranged Cocoa Puffs mascot? He’s killing then all for a bowl. Maybe not Mr.T
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will not forget the people that stood at rallies with rapists
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That mf threatens lawsuits for showing his transcripts, has clearly been money laundering for decades and was a known predator and racist. Somehow I need stronger background checks to work in the fucking mall I hate it here
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The way they proudly stand with pedophiles says they’ve decided to stop even trying to appear to be decent people.
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is what I was looking for ✊🏾
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Casey Whitaker @alphacentauri53.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Cornell Sun Editorial Board Cornell has failed to protect its students —has failed to address the growing issue of sexual assault on campus with its pathetic task force —has failed the student allegedly raped by those seven men at Chi Phi in October ‘24 —Cornell has failed her/failed us #SheShed
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
depraved is the preference, but they’ll take blackmail material as collateral
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At this point, it’s a prerequisite
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they need to make sure you don’t have morals in order to join the club
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He hasn’t faked a shooting in a minute… Get ready
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Nacho Libre: Jack Black Flexes in the Ring
ALT: Nacho Libre: Jack Black Flexes in the Ring
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Full Moon
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For who? Chafing was crazy!!!
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Besides the racism or possibly an attraction to fecal matter why the fuck would you ever vote for these people?
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I see another TV personality appointed or elected I'm going to redacted the redacted out of at least four redacted redacted
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Instead of being generally kind to everyone. I've decided to only be good to good people and to give all my cruelty and snark to evildoers. You can't redeem these mfs and every hand you give them is another opportunity for them to fuck you over. Be careful out there
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sounds like a Delta 8 cocoa packet to me
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your daughter is part of a marginalized community...her vote made her life harder and she fucking knew it. I only wish they switched places
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Strip club?
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Center me!!! Then let me show you off like an exhibit before I get bored" They don't know what humble even looks like my friend
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And nothing to be nice about. She wanted other people harmed
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They all know what the result is. They just roll the dice that it doesn't hit their doorstep
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aaron Judge now Dart.... See what you get for liking that mf?
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