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HJ First of his Name

@hansumjay.bsky.social
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Park Ranger in the WishaMuthaFucka Woods. An El Debarge soul in an M.O.P. World

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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 1h
That mf threatens lawsuits for showing his transcripts, has clearly been money laundering for decades and was a known predator and racist. Somehow I need stronger background checks to work in the fucking mall I hate it here
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The way they proudly stand with pedophiles says they’ve decided to stop even trying to appear to be decent people.
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Casey Whitaker @alphacentauri53.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Cornell Sun Editorial Board Cornell has failed to protect its students —has failed to address the growing issue of sexual assault on campus with its pathetic task force —has failed the student allegedly raped by those seven men at Chi Phi in October ‘24 —Cornell has failed her/failed us #SheShed
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He hasn’t faked a shooting in a minute… Get ready
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Nacho Libre: Jack Black Flexes in the Ring
ALT: Nacho Libre: Jack Black Flexes in the Ring
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Full Moon
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Besides the racism or possibly an attraction to fecal matter why the fuck would you ever vote for these people?
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If I see another TV personality appointed or elected I'm going to redacted the redacted out of at least four redacted redacted
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Instead of being generally kind to everyone. I've decided to only be good to good people and to give all my cruelty and snark to evildoers. You can't redeem these mfs and every hand you give them is another opportunity for them to fuck you over. Be careful out there
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Center me!!! Then let me show you off like an exhibit before I get bored" They don't know what humble even looks like my friend
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aaron Judge now Dart.... See what you get for liking that mf?
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it bad that besides Freddy I get em all?
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In the commission you ask for permission to hit em
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Exquisite musical acumen Ben!
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The first 6 Kidz Bop albums go hard. Started listening without the kids in the car
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would love the money, but I'd really take my reparations in addresses and freedom from prosecution
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can we strip their bodies of the vaccines they hate so much like challenge day in Wakanda? These mfs should not have a forum for this bullshit. Sadly there's not a shot that gives their audience common damn sense
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The thing I'm discovering is that caring about children...like really caring about them is not in their DNA. I was thinking they wouldn't let their kids visit these pieces of shit...after the last few years it seems like they would drop them off.
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You got a pedophile and someone who's laugh you didn't like... Somehow the laughter was more egregious. America ain't shit
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Instead of defending his fucking family's honor, this mf out here swimming in shit and bringing back rubella
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Will my friends still fw me when Jezebel is my ringtone? We're about to find out
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Naming shit after commonly known rapists while they're alive says everything about the country and it's majority
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The presidency is now Make a Wish for a diseased, stupid ass, criminal, pervert
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lol there's one person on here who will be really mad if you talk about how shitty her state is.
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm usually a burn it all down person, but now I'm sad because I miss rules
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In the boardroom creating the united states: The education system is shit AND the people are lazy and committed to staying ignorant? Let's see how this works as a country...
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
America just ramped up the hatred of Muslims. There was no unity...I was in NY feeling weird that others were being hated when I sadly had become accustomed to it
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
America called Giuliani a hero for hiding in a fucking bunker. Mediocrity and cowardice is aspirational here
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When I saw Bo Jackson run up a wall I was mesmerized
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Regular people get killed. Assassination isn’t for podcasters
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember the racist white dude got killed by the republican white dude and the response was to threaten HBCUs?
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lol they really tried to get us to mourn a fucking racist
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’m not sad he’s gone, but we didn’t say “gum control“ Geez
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Imagine them enabling all this bullshit them trying to be fiscally responsible with the next election… They all gotta go
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And twice as stupid, but we’re still here
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’re not suffering enough if you wake up and focus your life around other people’s business
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Money Talks
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Chris Rock's Confident Wink
Alt: Vic Damon jr. Confident Wink
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mo’ Money
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My youngest is upset because I’m more muscular than other dads. What are we doing?
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Annie: Little Orphan Annie
Alt: Annie: Little Orphan Annie
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jordan vs Bird
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Smallville: Clark Kent's Friendly Wave
Alt: Smallville: Clark Kent's Friendly Wave
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wish I could
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Yup! Still me
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The dude in the holding cell who waited for me to take me home
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My kids, you, and that one cashier at the Dollar Tree
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Housing is a right Artisan soap is a privilege
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Smallville
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Being serious
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