HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 1hThat mf threatens lawsuits for showing his transcripts, has clearly been money laundering for decades and was a known predator and racist. Somehow I need stronger background checks to work in the fucking mall I hate it here 020
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The way they proudly stand with pedophiles says they’ve decided to stop even trying to appear to be decent people. 123
Reposted by HJ First of his NameCasey Whitaker @alphacentauri53.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The Cornell Sun Editorial Board Cornell has failed to protect its students —has failed to address the growing issue of sexual assault on campus with its pathetic task force —has failed the student allegedly raped by those seven men at Chi Phi in October ‘24 —Cornell has failed her/failed us #SheShedcornellsun.comEDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We WillThe Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies. 096
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He hasn’t faked a shooting in a minute… Get ready 091
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comNacho Libre: Jack Black Flexes in the RingALT: Nacho Libre: Jack Black Flexes in the Ring 171
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Besides the racism or possibly an attraction to fecal matter why the fuck would you ever vote for these people? 163
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If I see another TV personality appointed or elected I'm going to redacted the redacted out of at least four redacted redacted 041
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Instead of being generally kind to everyone. I've decided to only be good to good people and to give all my cruelty and snark to evildoers. You can't redeem these mfs and every hand you give them is another opportunity for them to fuck you over. Be careful out there 072
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Center me!!! Then let me show you off like an exhibit before I get bored" They don't know what humble even looks like my friend 051
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Aaron Judge now Dart.... See what you get for liking that mf? 020
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is it bad that besides Freddy I get em all? 232
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In the commission you ask for permission to hit em 121
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The first 6 Kidz Bop albums go hard. Started listening without the kids in the car 151
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would love the money, but I'd really take my reparations in addresses and freedom from prosecution 000
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Can we strip their bodies of the vaccines they hate so much like challenge day in Wakanda? These mfs should not have a forum for this bullshit. Sadly there's not a shot that gives their audience common damn sense 040
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The thing I'm discovering is that caring about children...like really caring about them is not in their DNA. I was thinking they wouldn't let their kids visit these pieces of shit...after the last few years it seems like they would drop them off. 121
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026You got a pedophile and someone who's laugh you didn't like... Somehow the laughter was more egregious. America ain't shit 1132
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Instead of defending his fucking family's honor, this mf out here swimming in shit and bringing back rubella 021
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Will my friends still fw me when Jezebel is my ringtone? We're about to find out 000
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Naming shit after commonly known rapists while they're alive says everything about the country and it's majority 094
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The presidency is now Make a Wish for a diseased, stupid ass, criminal, pervert 042
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Lol there's one person on here who will be really mad if you talk about how shitty her state is. 100
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm usually a burn it all down person, but now I'm sad because I miss rules 010
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In the boardroom creating the united states: The education system is shit AND the people are lazy and committed to staying ignorant? Let's see how this works as a country... 020
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026America just ramped up the hatred of Muslims. There was no unity...I was in NY feeling weird that others were being hated when I sadly had become accustomed to it 040
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026America called Giuliani a hero for hiding in a fucking bunker. Mediocrity and cowardice is aspirational here 162
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When I saw Bo Jackson run up a wall I was mesmerized 140
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Regular people get killed. Assassination isn’t for podcasters 062
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember the racist white dude got killed by the republican white dude and the response was to threaten HBCUs? 174
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026lol they really tried to get us to mourn a fucking racist 250
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’m not sad he’s gone, but we didn’t say “gum control“ Geez 121
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Imagine them enabling all this bullshit them trying to be fiscally responsible with the next election… They all gotta go 011
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026And twice as stupid, but we’re still here 151
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You’re not suffering enough if you wake up and focus your life around other people’s business 152
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Money Talksstatic.klipy.comChris Rock's Confident WinkAlt: Vic Damon jr. Confident Wink 030
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My youngest is upset because I’m more muscular than other dads. What are we doing? 250
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026static.klipy.comAnnie: Little Orphan AnnieAlt: Annie: Little Orphan Annie 2102
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026static.klipy.comSmallville: Clark Kent's Friendly WaveAlt: Smallville: Clark Kent's Friendly Wave 151
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The dude in the holding cell who waited for me to take me home 020
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My kids, you, and that one cashier at the Dollar Tree 020
HJ First of his Name @hansumjay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Housing is a right Artisan soap is a privilege 060