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Glenn Hansen

@hansenhousecomm.bsky.social
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I write about lawn mowers and chain saws and sometimes motorcycles. Also: Grampa Photographer Skier Minnesotan

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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 1h
I was in Minneapolis yesterday, it's true, and I saw a total of 0 people killed. It was mayhem.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 1h
LL I'm bad All the rappers know And when you enter a war You keep the trinity in tow LL Cool J live at the war college
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 15h
Ruin a book by adding a word: The Heart is a Lonely Hunter Biden
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 15h
Ruin a book by adding a word: Slaughterhouse Five Guys
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 17h
I spied this dove in my hackberry tree on a spring day and found the morning (mourning?) camo effect interesting. #photography #BirdOfTheDay #Brown
In the center of the pic, a light brown mourning dove with black tipped feathers sits on the branch of a hackberry tree and the morning sunlight mimics the bird's black and brown color. A few spring-green leaves pop off the tree.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 17h
If all those Disco songs came true and the night did last forever, then what we would do?
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 19h
October is nice for bicycling in Minn. #photography #fallcolor #bicycles
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just listened to a podcast (The Long Game, Jon Finer and Jake Sullivan) and they spoke with @opinion.bloomberg.com energy columnist Javier Blas who would probably say this would be difficult for Russia to do.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There goes the "no beardos no weirdos" clause.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bill Kristol on Hegseth's fascist spectacle of violence: “It’s about degrading the people. It’s about desensitizing the public. The military is far better than this. Senior officials should protest, and if necessary resign, rather than being complicit in the voyeuristic degradation of our democracy”
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Hegseth Wants You to Watch a Snuff Film
Neo-fascism as spectacles of violence.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And they say we cancelled Christmas.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
... because they're happier overall. ?
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't save ALL of them, but many of the real cork ones from better wines. Ya know?
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Our lying POS POTUS has proven he can and will kill Minnesotans, so why not stir up even more sh^%? When you sent ICE Thugs here, you created violence, murder and mayhem. The rest of us generally like each other, we work together, and we love our state. You should stay away.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I expect a Paramount+ paid option for special director's cut content.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
38 years ago today, my wife and I were married at this little church in Minneapolis. Happy Anniversary to us. #photography #Minneapolis #LakeOfTheIsles
A church spire and tower seen under an orange sky at sunset. The surrounding trees and all are reflected in a calm lake.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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John Dutton: We're Enemies Now
ALT: John Dutton: We're Enemies Now
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yes! And have the AI voice read "Enshittification" to your toddler, while Brian Eno's Music for Airports plays
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This joke Excels.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My Bsky feed today: Trump corruption Trump corruption AI is evil AI is evil Hey here's a pic of a bird! Trump corruption Trump corruption AI is evil
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The MFer became a gazillionaire by creating artificial stores.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I worked for Suzuki motorcycle division in America when they killed the U.S. Auto division. Sad, some very good vehicles that won't be driven here.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reporter seeking assistance: I report on and write about power equipment manufacturing. Like lawnmowers and chainsaws. I would love to speak with someone about enterprise-level costs for AI seats and tokens. Google or Claude users care to enlighten me?
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So Trump can tell people what they can and can't buy (Swiss watches, pencils, dolls, etc.) but we need to worry about Democratic Socialists?
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like RFK Jr.'s brainworm, it'll work itself out.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump should at least get training from Bob Newhart - watch a YouTube or something - to improve his phone-call-reenactment shtick.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wish I could fly. #BirdOfTheDay #BlueWater #photography #loons
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cheese for pudding! With gin.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no cracks.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Before the coffee is made. Do it.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The art deco Flying Lady hood ornament on this 80-some year old DeSoto looks even more ridiculous now that I see the image a second time. It had to be quite the sight when the car was new.
A dark red old car (DeSoto model) had a large translucent hood ornament in the art deco style of a nude woman, called the Flying Lady. It sits on a chrome mount on the red hood.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We have those in Minnesota but we call them Ice Fishing Houses.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let's leave the Oval Office alone too, just make sure it gets a good cleaning, right?
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want our next President to Make Clothing Great Again. What the hell happened to men's shirts, sweaters and pants?
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Translation: Accept bad things so I can make a buttload of money.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Easy on the eyes but not the teeth. Sweet corn season is over. #photography #autumnal #cornfield
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We can connect a straight line from Trump saying "Grab em by the p_ssy" to the leaders at Cornell who enabled men to walk free from a horrifying rape. People voted for this.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went for a hike in the woods this morning and I ran into Stephen Miller
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Poisonous? Or just hallucinogenic? Same thing? These red toadstools are too lovely to be harmful. Still, I will leave them alone. #photography #MNStateParks #mushrooms
A single red toadstool mushroom rises from a grass-and-leaf-covered trail. The mushroom has a long light stalk and a cap of orange-red with white warts. Around it are leaves and grasses. A collection of red toadstool mushrooms rises from a grass-and-leaf-covered trail. The mushrooms have long light stalks and caps of orange-red with white warts. Around them are leaves and grasses.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope for the same.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to know what he's looking at the whole time. Not the moderators or the cameras. That's odd to me. Again, not governing but it says something.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wouldn't vote for Hilton. But Hilton's argument that Becerra is the "same as it ever was" candidate is hard to argue. I'm glad I'm not there anymore. And whoever told Hilton he could skip the neck tie and show a little extra chest tonight? Bad look.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't live in California anymore, but I'm watching this gov debate cuz these people are fascinating. And Xavier Becerra appears to be in trouble. Right, debates are not governing, but he is really bad at this.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow, is this powerful. Share it with the world. "If you want to protect women from assault, you don’t need to worry about transgender folks. You need to worry about frat boys and the families and politicians ... "
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Too heavy to be dispersed by wind, acorns require seed dispersal agents like squirrels to help spread the growth of oak trees. Thanks, @wikipedia.org for presenting me with "seed dispersal agent." #photography #acorns #fall
A gathering of acorns on the ground. The reddish-brown nuts are scattered, some of the gray-tan caps have disconnected from the nut.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Beavis & Butthead go to Washington
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And president Xi says, Nope you orange idiot. I'm calling it Xuper Intelligence. That's right. XI
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Car makers used to do cool designs.
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Glenn Hansen @hansenhousecomm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The world is less stable. Everything costs more. And we all hate each other. GOP: pick one motto to use.
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