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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons)

@hannahshelley.site
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Librarian, creative technologist, award-winning scholarly memeologist 📍 Dharug country (Sydney, Australia) Blog/Shrine to the 2000s internet hannahshelley.neocities.org

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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 13/10/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a headband
LeVar Burton in Star Trek The Next Generation, who wears a band across his head
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 08/10/2026
Oporto situationship update: they are at it again
An email from Oporto Flame Rewards. Subject: You up?? [Perv eyes emoji]
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 05/10/2026
He actioned it and instead of texting me it sent an email from his phone number with a .txt file attached
I’m running late.
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 01/10/2026
Wtf, same here. I hadn't even heard of this Julie. This is your work Bagpuss, you are carrying a curse
A screenshot coveying I was followed by a user named Julie
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 25/09/2026
Some people in my industry need to be given one of these
A promotional keyring that says "you should be a cop"
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 25/09/2026
Found the culprits
A still from the animated short film "Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day Out" featuring the characters having a picnic on the moon, because as everyone knows the moon is made of cheese
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 24/09/2026
"77 POINTS UNDERWWWWAAARTAH!!" I love this character
The CNN poll guy making exagerated expressions
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 23/09/2026
Why is Bart Simpson texting me from a payphone?
A text from a payphone service: WHICH WAY DOES THE WATER FLOW IN YOUR TOILET? [Redacted phone number] - No reply only call back allowed.
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 23/09/2026
DAME. I saw this post of yours and next time I went to facebook he was there waiting for me. I blame YOU 🫵
A Facebook post from Zak Roedde (a verified account) featuring a caption reading "I AM LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WHO WANTS TO BE LED BY ME." above a tightly-cropped headshot of a man in a plaid shirt with a dead eyed smile. Engagement stats show 7.5K likes, 8.3K comments, 802 shares, and an unknown number of laughing react emojis.
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 21/09/2026
Helly from Severance
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 21/09/2026
Pleased to report they've been keeping it extremely professional since I called them out
An email from oporto with subject line, "Have you tried our new newly improved Bondi Burger?"
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 17/09/2026
Also, Bluesky hid this reply, proving my point that their moderation service is in dire need of this kind of research
An icon indicating there are hidden replies, with the option to show them
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 17/09/2026
Australia if we got even a cut of all that Bluey money
Popular meme image of a futuristic utopia
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 16/09/2026
The episode is no longer online but I used special methods to get it just so I could share it with the world and prove I didn't make this up
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 15/09/2026
Reckless driving I guess
Mariokart 8 deluxe
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 08/09/2026
Not great
1/5 dentists recommend Colgate
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 08/09/2026
Starting to think I need to block Oporto
A screenshot showing that Oporto flame rewards are emailing me messages such as "what's the next big O?" and "Who's your daddy?" both with the looky eyes emoji
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 30/08/2026
You stupid monkey!
Mr Burns throwing a crumpled up paper at a monkey with a typewriter
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 24/08/2026
This meme group is the only good thing on facebook
A meme by Anthony Ross shared on Twin Peaks Logposting facebook group

Doubtfire Peaks: The Return alternate ending deleted scene OC

Cooper and Laura Palmer's doppelganger are in a suburban street at night time.
They're looking at a house. Mrs Doubtfire waves at them through the window. Then she gives them the finger. Laura reacts to this rude gesture with a bloodcurdling scream.
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 22/08/2026
I was so inspired I made a Kirby frame meme.
Left: a fragmented rectangle containing 3 competing ideas:
"Gen AI is good for writing"
"No, it's actually bad for writing"
"Hey, can we have some nuance here, maybe we can use it responsibly with guardrails and…"

Right: Kirby inhales the entire rectangle with the argument "you risk career-ending accusations of plagiarism!"

Bottom: A footnote to the quote: Colin Carlson “The only reason you’ll ever need not to write with AI” https://www.carlsonlab.bio/thoughts/the-only-reason-youll-ever-need-not-to-write-with-ai
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 21/08/2026
wait. posted?
Meme of Will Pouter asking "you guys post your drafts?"
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 19/08/2026
You have my attention
A jar of "Pistachio Papi: the sexy Italian pistachio spread - smooth!" With a cartoon illustration of an Italian stud with a cleft chin, moustache and man-bun
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 19/08/2026
Oh it's only 25% off here. Not worth it
Marshmallow raspberry flavoured peanut butter, for $4.50, which is 25% off. (the other post had it on sale for $3)
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 19/08/2026
Same! Well, specifically the album, "Aquarium". I got it for my 8th birthday
The album Aquarium by Aqua
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 18/08/2026
me clicking the "hide post for me" option
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 18/08/2026
A promotional image from the Australian Bureau of Statistics encouraging Census completion. The image features illustrations of  census forms, a disco ball, a silhouette of the members of ABBA, and the following lyrics:

Tuesday night 11 August gone
Lost track that something big was on?
Mm, the one that counts the population
Getting all the stats
Make sure you're part of that

Anybody could let it slide
Forgetting it was Census niiiight
It's not too late to do it, everything is fine
You're still within the deadline
And when you get the chance

You'll be the Census queen
Young and keen, helping shape the scene
Census queen
Data gives us the dopamine, oh, yeah

You can write, or can type
Having your form done feels right
Ooh, see that form, its a breeze
Completed, our Census queen
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 17/08/2026
Logo looks like a children's book publishing imprint that's about trying to get boys to read
Amazon VGT3 logo featuring a ferocious looking cartoon dinosaur holding (devouring?) a book
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 17/08/2026
Rainbow Stalin (a meme of Stalin with drawn on sunglasses and a rainbow gradient background)
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 13/08/2026
Amos' explanation does not clear things up at all en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raspber...
In some of my relationships with a few of my women friends, I play a certain role. Heh, this is really getting in...I know, I hope my father's not watching this. He just doesn't know what to do. The straight-jacket's coming. But you know I always told my dad – you know, gays, lesbians, he just has to get used to it. One of the nieces and nephews is gonna be one, he's just gotta get ready. So what I said was ah to Beenie, who's the love of my life. My husband understands this, that we're married. We're absolutely married. And I adore her with all my heart. And she's dated some idiots. And I hope you're watching. I want you to know what I think of you and in another life, I'll absolutely kick
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 10/08/2026
What I call you when I want to be insulting
Screenshot from Stardew Valley that says "Smoked Son of Crimsonfish"
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 07/08/2026
Elternblindheit. You're welcome
google translate 
"parent blindness" (English) translates to "Elternblindheit" (German)
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 05/08/2026
Everything reminds me of her
A curvy Tork toilet paper dispenser with 2 curcular outlets mounted side by side
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 28/07/2026
If it was people's genuine anxiety that would be different again from what I suspect is a deliberate misinformation campaign. Seeing nearly identical seed posts inviting people to comment, popping up in different groups.
2 nearly identical facebook commnity group posts, one for Kiama and one for Penrith, asking does anyone else feel unwell after Ausalert
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains.
"So... How's Your Girl" by Handsome Boy Modeling School
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 25/07/2026
Asking the important questions
A yougov poll: which do you think it is possible to throw further: a baguette or a naan bread? 
(Surveyed 5166 GB adults - 23 July 2026)
A baguette: 51%
A naan bread: 36%
Don't know 13%
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 22/07/2026
A twitter/X post from Sir Humphrey @bdquinn: there are 9 living former British PMs now. We should turn them into Nazgul. Tony Blair can be the Witch King. Below is a photo of them all standing in a row wearing black.
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 22/07/2026
Australia is ranked 1st in the world for Claude usage
Anthropic Economic Index showing Australia ranked 1/121 for usage. 6.4x times the usage index (the benchmark  is 1). Most frequent categories are 1. Homework 9.3%, 2. Business Operations 5.7%, 3. Self-presentation writing 4.6%, 4. Promotional writing 4.4%, 5. Workplace writing 4.1%
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 21/07/2026
everyone shut up my show is on
youtube thumbnail showing Pyne & Shorten are on 730 again
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 21/07/2026
I was certain that Albo has said the exact same thing but with the Rabbitohs. Sure enough I found a 2018 facebook post from Albo's account: "My mother raised me with three great faiths – the South Sydney Rabbitohs, the Australian Labor Party and the Catholic Church." www.facebook.com/AlboMP/photo...
A facebook post by Anthony Albanese dated 11 jan 2018: "“I grew up in public housing in inner city Sydney, the son of a pensioner. My mother raised me with three great faiths – the South Sydney Rabbitohs, the Australian Labor Party and the Catholic Church. For myself, I will be satisfied if I can be remembered as someone who will stand up for the interests of my electorate, for working class people, for the labour movement, and for our progressive advancement as a nation into the next century.” - First Speech to Parliament, 1996 #ThrowbackThursday" Below the text is a black-and-white photo of a young Albanese wearing a plaid collared shirt.
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 21/07/2026
Ok I got genuinely curious who copied who and went down a rabbit hole. It's too specific and precise to be a coincidence because literally it's the exact same quote. I was SHOCKED at what I found 🧵
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/07/2026
Screenshot from the office from the meme where she says "they're the same picture"
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 01/07/2026
First look at the set
Photos from the infamous "Willy's Chocolate Experience" debacle in Glasgow in 2024. The photos feature lacklustre decorations in a huge empty warehouse.
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 01/07/2026
me in library school vs me after becoming a medical librarian #medlibs 📚
Saul Goodman from Breaking Bad saying "I'm more of a humanities guy"Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad saying "Yeah, science!"
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 30/06/2026
Good quiz! bambamramfan.github.io/ai-compass/
You are...
The Org Chart Survivor
patron saint: Ethan Mollick
Your company made you 'AI Lead' on top of your actual job. You use it, it helps sometimes, and you've stopped trying to explain to leadership what it can and can't do. You run little experiments and post the results. Just try things, you keep saying. Just try things.
Impact: +2.5   •   Valence: -0.6
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 29/06/2026
Until the ABS joins bluesky I'm just going to steal their memes from Facebook and post them here
A promotional image from the Australian Bureau of Statistics encouraging Census completion. The image features illustrations of a Census Household Form, a microphone, and the silhouettes of the Spice Girls, and the following lyrics:

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want 
So tell us what you want, what you really, really want

I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna really, really, really wanna complete the Census on behalf of my household, ahh

If you wanna be our lovers, 
you gotta do your Census form (Gotta do your Census form) 
On the 11 August, data never ends 
If you wanna be our lovers, go and tell your friends
Completing is too easy, but that's the way it is
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 21/06/2026
Meme featuring an anime character holding up his hand toward a butterfly. The character is labelled "AUSTRALIAN COMMENTARIAT," the butterfly is labelled "any event in international politics, literally anything at all," and the bottom text reads "IS THIS — A warning for Albanese" (with "A warning for Albanese" displayed in a fiery, dramatic font).
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 20/06/2026
My bot is getting hit on by other bots
Absurd compliment generator: You're the underrated cheetah of adventure
One of those onlyfans bots: Love this! You're a speedy, adventurous soul! :)
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 19/06/2026
Can't wait to use this to verify I am 38 years old
A "Bluesky License" card styled like a driver's license with a light blue background. It shows the name Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome), with the Bluesky handle @hannahshelley.site and a decentralized identifier (DID). A photo shows a smiling woman with brown hair and glasses. The card includes a license number (BSKY-5549-2026), valid through 2029-05-15, issued 2026-06-19, with a "Bluesky Veteran" license class. A "Bluesky Flyer Profile" section displays star ratings for Web of Trust (4/5), Generosity (4/5), Streak (3.5/5), Engagement (4/5), Velocity (2/5), and Veteran (3.5/5), with a mileage of 2,626 and peak activity at 23–01 UTC. The bottom reads "Fly the open social web" and "SEE YOU IN THE SKY." Labeled as an unofficial fan card.
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 19/06/2026
Don't make me do this
An instruction to open my authenticator app and enter the number "69"
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 11/06/2026
how is that domain not owned by these guys
Screenshot of a search result page for: 
Mastodon (band)
American heavy metal band
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