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Hannah Murray

@hannahmwrites.bsky.social
1.2K followers 346 following 4.2K posts

Author, pervert, former sex worker, data nerd. I write sexy books, can ignore bad news until it’s irrelevant, and I know how to tie you up. Bi/pan, cis, she/her

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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 6h
Well, this is a helluva first inning. #ALDS
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 15h
The 3rd and final book in the Three Wishes Trilogy hits next month, and ARCs are on NetGalley now! If you like to review romance, check it out: www.netgalley.com/catalog/book...
a promo image for Have This Wish featuring the title, the tag line "A birthday wish for orgasms…from her best friend's brother? It'll be fiiiiiipiine." and images of the book cover. There's a gold seal that reads On NetGalley Now
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yankee Fan Crashout is my favorite season.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just want the Dodgers to lose, is that too much to ask?
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I myself have cheated at solitaire. Can confirm.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've been at the library for an hour, and it took me that long to do all the admin shit I needed to do, so now I can finally start making the words. If I'd stayed home, I'd have already threatened to kill the dog 45 times and gotten none of it done, so I guess I'm ahead of the game.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I just put a Doctor Ruth joke in this book, because that's how old I am, and now I have to take it out, because this 34 year old character would have no fucking clue who that is, and I'm mad about it because it's a good joke, dammit.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I found the keys I've been missing for three days, in the car they do not go to. I should really start zipping my purse.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My mom doesn’t like it when I call Hugo an asshole—she thinks it’s mean. This is the same woman who, when I told her she couldn’t punch him in the head as a correction for jumping up, asked with perfect seriousness if she could hit him with a stick instead. Anyway, look at this beautiful asshole.
My pittie mix, apricot colored with pricked up ears, sitting on the bed looking charming like he didn’t just steal a pair of slippers.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was it the sweatpants again? Also, congrats!
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy fuck, Brewers. Y’all came to PLAY. #NLDS
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No idea what it was called, but an older cousin who was babysitting us was watching a movie about some creature that lived in the sand at the beach and ate people. Get buried in the sand, get eaten by the monster.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How the hell do you think that WASN'T a catch? Brainless call. #ALDS
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just saw an instagram post about two women doing a “Goodbye Earl” themed best friend photo shoot and my Friday is fuckin’ MADE.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean, isn’t that what everyone does? Am I your dad?
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love baseball.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jesus tits. Dude could’ve just gone to therapy, said “I’m afraid of death” and spared us all this nonsense.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I started following this L&D nurse on Instagram who is just so great. SO GREAT. I want to be her friend so hard.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why is this the first time I’m hearing there was WATER involved? Every story making it seem like he was just walking to the park, and there was water. No ma’am.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really fucking love when I make something, like this chicken pot pie I’m having for lunch, and the leftovers are better because all the flavors have deepened and melded together. It’s my favorite.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Totally ready for Humpy McGee here to get his balls whacked off.
My dog trying to hump my leg.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sure, let me pause my workday to chase this damn dog outside and retrieve yet another pair of underwear from his weird little self.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goldie & The Bears: bi hero www.hannahmurray.net/goldie Sun, Sea & Satisfaction Guaranteed: bi heroine www.hannahmurray.net/sssg Damn, I hope that's all of them! Enjoy! 3/3
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Starved, FILTH #2 bi heros www.hannahmurray.net/starved The FILTH Ever Afters: bi heros www.hannahmurray.net/fea Sharing Shane: bi hero www.hannahmurray.net/21-shane In His Hands: bi hero www.hannahmurray.net/inhishands Show Me Something Good: bi heroine www.hannahmurray.net/smsg Not done! 2/3
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Bi-Visibility Day, and I have SO MANY romances with bisexual characters! For your reading pleasure: Wish I May: bi heros www.hannahmurray.net/wim Wish I Might: bi heroine www.hannahmurray.net/wishimight Stuffed, FILTH #1: bi heros www.hannahmurray.net/stuffed but wait! There's more! 1/3
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kiddo was feeling anxious so I was in her room talking to her and I see the dog run out of MY room the way he does when he has contraband so I follow and he’s eaten ANOTHER pair of my glasses. He climbed up on the headboard to snatch them off the shelf. Little dick.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This morning my dude & I were petting the puppy’s belly, and using the opportunity to examine his healing rash. Then my dude said, “what’s that lump there?” pointing to the base of his sheath and I was like “that’s his knot” and he looked at me weird and I was like “Shifter romance knowledge”. 😜
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was reading up on the Lynn Freeman/Tracy Wolf debacle and the one that made me laugh out loud was claiming copyright infringement based on the fact that “both romantic leads smell good”. Girl. GIRL. Donnez-moi une fucking break.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I dunno who needs to hear this but yesterday I found a TUB of Maldon salt at Costco (1.25 lbs, 570g) for under $9.
Said tub of Maldon salt.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes when I’m eating breakfast and the world is already making me sad, I go to instagram and search “baseball” and just enjoy the beautiful chaos along with l my eggs.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A meaningful Yom Kippur to all who celebrate.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
20ish years ago I did a suspension scene. The only one I’ve ever done—Not My Kink™️—but I was playing with a rope guy and why not? Well, I injured a nerve. Didn’t notice then, but ever since prolonged standing/walking makes the outside of my right thigh go numb. Doesn’t hurt, but jeez, it’s annoying.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The gym is playing 100% Pure Love. Dig it.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m getting ready to go back to the gym for the first time in a year. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oof.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just saw a post from a Utah wedding planner whining how it’s a “thing” there to go from engaged to married in 3-6 months and that’s so rushed and so hard and so much pressure…without once acknowledging WHY that’s a “thing” in Utah. She lives there, she plans weddings there…she’s gotta know, right?
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
With brown butter cream cheese frosting and one missing, because that’s how fast people move around here.
Cinnamon rolls covered in brown butter cream cheese frosting
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I need you to ignore how filthy my stovetop is (I promise, I’m cleaning it later), and LOOK AT MY BABIES!
A round pan of six cinnamon rolls all squished together and golden brown, still bubbling hot from the oven
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t even need to know what this is about to know it’s dead-on-balls accurate.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made a brown butter cream cheese frosting for the cinnamon rolls, and it’s fucking AMAZING. Only trouble is I improvised it, and didn’t keep track of how much of everything I put in. Well, I know the butter & cream cheese, but everything else is a guess.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I saw a recipe on Instagram for cinnamon rolls and got ambitious. The fact that it called for 7 to 9 cups of flour should’ve made me do the math. Now the dough is in the fridge in a 16 quart stock pot because nothing else would hold it. I’ll be freezing some cinnamon rolls in the morning, I guess.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There was a moment of confusion when we went to get our Covid/flu jabs today, the computer didn’t think we were eligible because we got our jabs on Sept 23 last year and today’s the 19th. Thankfully a human was able to override the comp, and we are vaccinated.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see we’re still talking about why romance needs an HEA, and Jesus tits, I’m tired of it.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nurse doing my EKG today: Are you wearing a bra with a metal underwire? Me: No. I haven’t worn a proper bra since COVID. Nurse: God, I love that for you.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Salmon & sweet potato single protein dog food but it has chicken broth, chicken fat, chicken heart, chicken liver, chicken meal… Does Blue Buffalo know what “single” means?!?!?
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I misremembered my dog’s date of birth by four days and it turns out he’s getting neutered on his first birthday. I feel bad, but not bad enough to postpone the appointment. Those balls gots to go!
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thanks!
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dog is allergic to something, & since chicken is the most common protein allergen for dogs, I’m looking for a food that doesn’t have it. Do you know how many lamb or salmon or beef dog foods have chicken in them? All of them. All of them that won’t cost both arms and a leg every month, anyway.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was really excited for Practical Magic 2 when I first heard about it, but I'm kinda pissed at the whole revived curse thing. Like, they couldn't have come up with something else? Like instead of everyone they love dying, now they're cursed to fall in love with everyone or something?
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My mom wants matching Tshirts for the family cruise.
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Woman's Pout in Pink Fur Coat
ALT: Woman's Pout in Pink Fur Coat
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