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Hannah Murray

@hannahmwrites.bsky.social
1.2K followers 346 following 4.2K posts

Author, pervert, former sex worker, data nerd. I write sexy books, can ignore bad news until it’s irrelevant, and I know how to tie you up. Bi/pan, cis, she/her

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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love baseball.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I started following this L&D nurse on Instagram who is just so great. SO GREAT. I want to be her friend so hard.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really fucking love when I make something, like this chicken pot pie I’m having for lunch, and the leftovers are better because all the flavors have deepened and melded together. It’s my favorite.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Totally ready for Humpy McGee here to get his balls whacked off.
My dog trying to hump my leg.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sure, let me pause my workday to chase this damn dog outside and retrieve yet another pair of underwear from his weird little self.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Bi-Visibility Day, and I have SO MANY romances with bisexual characters! For your reading pleasure: Wish I May: bi heros www.hannahmurray.net/wim Wish I Might: bi heroine www.hannahmurray.net/wishimight Stuffed, FILTH #1: bi heros www.hannahmurray.net/stuffed but wait! There's more! 1/3
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kiddo was feeling anxious so I was in her room talking to her and I see the dog run out of MY room the way he does when he has contraband so I follow and he’s eaten ANOTHER pair of my glasses. He climbed up on the headboard to snatch them off the shelf. Little dick.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This morning my dude & I were petting the puppy’s belly, and using the opportunity to examine his healing rash. Then my dude said, “what’s that lump there?” pointing to the base of his sheath and I was like “that’s his knot” and he looked at me weird and I was like “Shifter romance knowledge”. 😜
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was reading up on the Lynn Freeman/Tracy Wolf debacle and the one that made me laugh out loud was claiming copyright infringement based on the fact that “both romantic leads smell good”. Girl. GIRL. Donnez-moi une fucking break.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I dunno who needs to hear this but yesterday I found a TUB of Maldon salt at Costco (1.25 lbs, 570g) for under $9.
Said tub of Maldon salt.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes when I’m eating breakfast and the world is already making me sad, I go to instagram and search “baseball” and just enjoy the beautiful chaos along with l my eggs.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A meaningful Yom Kippur to all who celebrate.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
20ish years ago I did a suspension scene. The only one I’ve ever done—Not My Kink™️—but I was playing with a rope guy and why not? Well, I injured a nerve. Didn’t notice then, but ever since prolonged standing/walking makes the outside of my right thigh go numb. Doesn’t hurt, but jeez, it’s annoying.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The gym is playing 100% Pure Love. Dig it.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m getting ready to go back to the gym for the first time in a year. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oof.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just saw a post from a Utah wedding planner whining how it’s a “thing” there to go from engaged to married in 3-6 months and that’s so rushed and so hard and so much pressure…without once acknowledging WHY that’s a “thing” in Utah. She lives there, she plans weddings there…she’s gotta know, right?
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I need you to ignore how filthy my stovetop is (I promise, I’m cleaning it later), and LOOK AT MY BABIES!
A round pan of six cinnamon rolls all squished together and golden brown, still bubbling hot from the oven
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t even need to know what this is about to know it’s dead-on-balls accurate.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made a brown butter cream cheese frosting for the cinnamon rolls, and it’s fucking AMAZING. Only trouble is I improvised it, and didn’t keep track of how much of everything I put in. Well, I know the butter & cream cheese, but everything else is a guess.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I saw a recipe on Instagram for cinnamon rolls and got ambitious. The fact that it called for 7 to 9 cups of flour should’ve made me do the math. Now the dough is in the fridge in a 16 quart stock pot because nothing else would hold it. I’ll be freezing some cinnamon rolls in the morning, I guess.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There was a moment of confusion when we went to get our Covid/flu jabs today, the computer didn’t think we were eligible because we got our jabs on Sept 23 last year and today’s the 19th. Thankfully a human was able to override the comp, and we are vaccinated.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see we’re still talking about why romance needs an HEA, and Jesus tits, I’m tired of it.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nurse doing my EKG today: Are you wearing a bra with a metal underwire? Me: No. I haven’t worn a proper bra since COVID. Nurse: God, I love that for you.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Salmon & sweet potato single protein dog food but it has chicken broth, chicken fat, chicken heart, chicken liver, chicken meal… Does Blue Buffalo know what “single” means?!?!?
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I misremembered my dog’s date of birth by four days and it turns out he’s getting neutered on his first birthday. I feel bad, but not bad enough to postpone the appointment. Those balls gots to go!
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My dog is allergic to something, & since chicken is the most common protein allergen for dogs, I’m looking for a food that doesn’t have it. Do you know how many lamb or salmon or beef dog foods have chicken in them? All of them. All of them that won’t cost both arms and a leg every month, anyway.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was really excited for Practical Magic 2 when I first heard about it, but I'm kinda pissed at the whole revived curse thing. Like, they couldn't have come up with something else? Like instead of everyone they love dying, now they're cursed to fall in love with everyone or something?
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My mom wants matching Tshirts for the family cruise.
static.klipy.com
Woman's Pout in Pink Fur Coat
ALT: Woman's Pout in Pink Fur Coat
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Am I having heart palpitations because of anxiety, perimenopause, or something more serious? The guessing game I didn’t want to play today.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Facebook memories from 2020. 6 year olds are brutal.
Dad likes to play music while he's loading the dishwasher, often Irish punk or old Runaways stuff.
Today, Kid was "helping".
"Dad!" she says. "Let's dance!"
"Okay!" he says, and begins to dance with her.
The dancing goes on for a minute, then she stops, looks at him, and says "Why aren't you better at this?"
Poor Dad is really getting hit today.Kid had a brief break from her school lesson and ran to find Dad who was in the bedroom sorting laundry.
Kid: Dad, you're my best dad ever.
Dad: Thanks, kiddo.
Kid: If Mommy and I ever move, I'd still want to see you sometimes.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, shit.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This popped up in a Facebook add and I was *sure* it was a joke. Nope. $875
Screenshot of a saks fifth avenue ad for Prada shorts that look like a diaper cover in khaki
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hit Costco this morning and the number of people crossing the parking lot with their faces jammed into their phones is truly concerning. “I Had The Right Of Way” means nothing when you’re dead.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This woman is on Instagram teaching people to make pasta from scratch and I know it’s gonna good because that apron means business.
A dark haired white woman with glasses in a blue vest apron mixing eggs into flour.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me: Get off the table, you fucknut! Hugo: I reject your proposal in its entirety.
My pittie mix with his front paws on the table and his back paws on the outdoor chaise he’s decided is a climbing frame.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This whole series is so good.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m finished it work project yesterday and treated myself with the new JD Robb. This one’s rough, and one of the only In Death books where I’ve been on Team Murderer from the prologue to the epilogue.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally figured out where to start this book!!!
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can I make an Imelda Marcos joke in a book, or would nobody under the age of 40 understand that?
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My bestie and I were discussing romance (as we do) & somehow the ? of how old La Nora is arose, so I googled and one of the AI prompts was “What is considered Nora Roberts’ best novel?” and that’s the kind of question that if asked in the wrong room (or right room?) will lead to a Kerfuffle™️.
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Roland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026
The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
No cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in Scotland
A study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective".
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So, apparently the way to get my kid to discuss her school day in the car on the way home without PULLING FUCKING TEETH is to have my sister on the phone when she gets in the car. Mom gets “my day was fine” but she spills it aaaaaaallllllll for Auntie Lizabeth.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
First: bwahahahahahahahahahaha Second: it’s quite telling that dude says “don’t give them any of your love” as if sex is the only way for a man to express such emotions Third: bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The day after one of my building tenants (commercial property mgmt) came into the office and told me that Houston (where I lived at the time) had been on the “hit list” but Jesus protected the city because of “the prayers of the righteous” and asked me to pray with her. Thank god the phone rang.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Rhinestone Cowboy just popped up on this playlist, and I'm not mad about it.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I just cannot seem to get the start of this book right.
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Flu+covid jabs scheduled for the family. Which means I’ll have to start nagging my MIL to get hers. Stubborn old goat.
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/09/2026
this whole bullshit about 'Mamdani should skip the 9/11 memorial' is that he would also be lambasted widely if he did in fact skip it. literally they've set up a no-win scenario and its just straight islamophobia and racism
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Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Soup season begins.
A big pot with bacon rendering
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