Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I started following this L&D nurse on Instagram who is just so great. SO GREAT. I want to be her friend so hard. 020
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I really fucking love when I make something, like this chicken pot pie I’m having for lunch, and the leftovers are better because all the flavors have deepened and melded together. It’s my favorite. 020
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Totally ready for Humpy McGee here to get his balls whacked off. 021
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sure, let me pause my workday to chase this damn dog outside and retrieve yet another pair of underwear from his weird little self. 090
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's Bi-Visibility Day, and I have SO MANY romances with bisexual characters! For your reading pleasure: Wish I May: bi heros www.hannahmurray.net/wim Wish I Might: bi heroine www.hannahmurray.net/wishimight Stuffed, FILTH #1: bi heros www.hannahmurray.net/stuffed but wait! There's more! 1/3 121
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kiddo was feeling anxious so I was in her room talking to her and I see the dog run out of MY room the way he does when he has contraband so I follow and he’s eaten ANOTHER pair of my glasses. He climbed up on the headboard to snatch them off the shelf. Little dick. 020
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This morning my dude & I were petting the puppy’s belly, and using the opportunity to examine his healing rash. Then my dude said, “what’s that lump there?” pointing to the base of his sheath and I was like “that’s his knot” and he looked at me weird and I was like “Shifter romance knowledge”. 😜 020
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was reading up on the Lynn Freeman/Tracy Wolf debacle and the one that made me laugh out loud was claiming copyright infringement based on the fact that “both romantic leads smell good”. Girl. GIRL. Donnez-moi une fucking break. 160
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I dunno who needs to hear this but yesterday I found a TUB of Maldon salt at Costco (1.25 lbs, 570g) for under $9. 000
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Sometimes when I’m eating breakfast and the world is already making me sad, I go to instagram and search “baseball” and just enjoy the beautiful chaos along with l my eggs. 010
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A meaningful Yom Kippur to all who celebrate. 010
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/202620ish years ago I did a suspension scene. The only one I’ve ever done—Not My Kink™️—but I was playing with a rope guy and why not? Well, I injured a nerve. Didn’t notice then, but ever since prolonged standing/walking makes the outside of my right thigh go numb. Doesn’t hurt, but jeez, it’s annoying. 110
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m getting ready to go back to the gym for the first time in a year. Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated. 020
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just saw a post from a Utah wedding planner whining how it’s a “thing” there to go from engaged to married in 3-6 months and that’s so rushed and so hard and so much pressure…without once acknowledging WHY that’s a “thing” in Utah. She lives there, she plans weddings there…she’s gotta know, right? 030
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I need you to ignore how filthy my stovetop is (I promise, I’m cleaning it later), and LOOK AT MY BABIES! 150
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I don’t even need to know what this is about to know it’s dead-on-balls accurate. 030
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I made a brown butter cream cheese frosting for the cinnamon rolls, and it’s fucking AMAZING. Only trouble is I improvised it, and didn’t keep track of how much of everything I put in. Well, I know the butter & cream cheese, but everything else is a guess. 020
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I saw a recipe on Instagram for cinnamon rolls and got ambitious. The fact that it called for 7 to 9 cups of flour should’ve made me do the math. Now the dough is in the fridge in a 16 quart stock pot because nothing else would hold it. I’ll be freezing some cinnamon rolls in the morning, I guess. 051
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There was a moment of confusion when we went to get our Covid/flu jabs today, the computer didn’t think we were eligible because we got our jabs on Sept 23 last year and today’s the 19th. Thankfully a human was able to override the comp, and we are vaccinated. 020
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I see we’re still talking about why romance needs an HEA, and Jesus tits, I’m tired of it. 040
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Nurse doing my EKG today: Are you wearing a bra with a metal underwire? Me: No. I haven’t worn a proper bra since COVID. Nurse: God, I love that for you. 040
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Salmon & sweet potato single protein dog food but it has chicken broth, chicken fat, chicken heart, chicken liver, chicken meal… Does Blue Buffalo know what “single” means?!?!? 010
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I misremembered my dog’s date of birth by four days and it turns out he’s getting neutered on his first birthday. I feel bad, but not bad enough to postpone the appointment. Those balls gots to go! 030
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My dog is allergic to something, & since chicken is the most common protein allergen for dogs, I’m looking for a food that doesn’t have it. Do you know how many lamb or salmon or beef dog foods have chicken in them? All of them. All of them that won’t cost both arms and a leg every month, anyway. 120
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I was really excited for Practical Magic 2 when I first heard about it, but I'm kinda pissed at the whole revived curse thing. Like, they couldn't have come up with something else? Like instead of everyone they love dying, now they're cursed to fall in love with everyone or something? 020
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My mom wants matching Tshirts for the family cruise.static.klipy.comWoman's Pout in Pink Fur CoatALT: Woman's Pout in Pink Fur Coat 110
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Am I having heart palpitations because of anxiety, perimenopause, or something more serious? The guessing game I didn’t want to play today. 050
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Facebook memories from 2020. 6 year olds are brutal. 020
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This popped up in a Facebook add and I was *sure* it was a joke. Nope. $875 010
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hit Costco this morning and the number of people crossing the parking lot with their faces jammed into their phones is truly concerning. “I Had The Right Of Way” means nothing when you’re dead. 010
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This woman is on Instagram teaching people to make pasta from scratch and I know it’s gonna good because that apron means business. 110
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Me: Get off the table, you fucknut! Hugo: I reject your proposal in its entirety. 150
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m finished it work project yesterday and treated myself with the new JD Robb. This one’s rough, and one of the only In Death books where I’ve been on Team Murderer from the prologue to the epilogue. 010
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Finally figured out where to start this book!!! 121
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Can I make an Imelda Marcos joke in a book, or would nobody under the age of 40 understand that? 110
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My bestie and I were discussing romance (as we do) & somehow the ? of how old La Nora is arose, so I googled and one of the AI prompts was “What is considered Nora Roberts’ best novel?” and that’s the kind of question that if asked in the wrong room (or right room?) will lead to a Kerfuffle™️. 020
Reposted by Hannah MurrayRoland Pierik @roleo.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026The number of cases of cervical cancer reported in Scotland among women given the HPV vaccine at 12-13 years of age is now zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. Zero. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comNo cervical cancer cases in fully HPV-vaccinated women in ScotlandA study published by Public Health Scotland finds that the HPV vaccine is "highly effective". 6360692261
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026So, apparently the way to get my kid to discuss her school day in the car on the way home without PULLING FUCKING TEETH is to have my sister on the phone when she gets in the car. Mom gets “my day was fine” but she spills it aaaaaaallllllll for Auntie Lizabeth. 020
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026First: bwahahahahahahahahahaha Second: it’s quite telling that dude says “don’t give them any of your love” as if sex is the only way for a man to express such emotions Third: bwahahahahahahahahahaha! 020
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The day after one of my building tenants (commercial property mgmt) came into the office and told me that Houston (where I lived at the time) had been on the “hit list” but Jesus protected the city because of “the prayers of the righteous” and asked me to pray with her. Thank god the phone rang. 010
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Rhinestone Cowboy just popped up on this playlist, and I'm not mad about it. 110
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I just cannot seem to get the start of this book right. 000
Hannah Murray @hannahmwrites.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Flu+covid jabs scheduled for the family. Which means I’ll have to start nagging my MIL to get hers. Stubborn old goat. 020
Reposted by Hannah Murray👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/09/2026this whole bullshit about 'Mamdani should skip the 9/11 memorial' is that he would also be lambasted widely if he did in fact skip it. literally they've set up a no-win scenario and its just straight islamophobia and racism 9744100