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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 18h

Chris Grier has just announced that he's traded Achane for a sixth round draft choice

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Apparently, he's a 68 year old Jewish man

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If it's me, I'm on the phone to Brian Hartline and getting every bit of info I can on Harrison

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

His immaturity would make me reluctant to take him

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Note to self: fashionable guardian cap for Amy for her next birthday

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Justified is one of my Top 10 {maybe even Top 6} of all time. The Times has it at #83 in the last 26 years

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

On Saturdays I have a 40 minute commute to work. This release is perfectly timed. Thanks

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

According to beat reporters, his problem in Miami was that no one liked him personally and he couldn't attract good coaches

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If a strange man walks up to you someday and says, "sultry," don't give him a dirty look. Instead you can say, "hi Stan 🙂"

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My first thought was "sultry." Then I listened to the lyrics and thought "this isn't supposed to be sultry." I finally decided the singer is sultry despite her feelings and she's gonna be OK. Probably got all of that wrong, didn't I? 🙂

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Pretty sure we'll be adding my Miami Dolphins to the list this year

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"Alex, I'll take The Rapists for 230 million dollars."

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The old saying: Women need a reason to have sex. Men need oxygen

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Plan B: every time someone harrasses someone else with that thing, it's Zuck that gets nutpunched

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I think Olga Kurylenko might like a word

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"Did you guys forget about meeeee???!!!"

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I can no longer find it on twitter but as far as I'm concerned, that joke about Jim Nabors being buried much deeper than you'd think will be the lede on your obit

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Leading to us asking each other, "hey, did you see that song?"

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Apparently raccoons are easier to spot than turtles

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

"Now please stop doing this to my company."

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Mine loved lots of gifts so on her 40th I gave her 40 gifts. Mostly small, only one expensive and she loved having to spend all day unwrapping. Plan B: "I'm taking you to lunch. Not telling you where until we get to the airport." Then I took her to a city she'd never been to

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Of course she refused but ask her again after Trump pays the $80something million he still owes her

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

As a long time fan/season ticket holder/volunteer, I'm looking at the 2026 season as little more than training camp for 2027. Don't really care about wins but want to see improvement week to week and, unlike past years, a squad that doesn't quit when they're down

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

And like Bill Parcells said…if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Someone brought a box of these to work this morning. I skipped them all and ate the chocolate glazed.

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

From 10 years ago, the courage of Mike Pence

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"The Los Angeles Lakers announce they have traded Bronny James to the something something somethings for LeBron James."

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Most optimistic thing I've heard since the 1983 draft

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

VP Clownshoes was born 10 years after Watergate and never lived thru it. Nixon resigned because his advisors told him he couldn't survive an impeachment conviction From the NY Times, 1974 www.nytimes.com/1974/08/12/a...

nytimes.com

Nixon Slide From Power: Backers Gave Final Push (Published 1974)

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I guess four month in prison wasn't enough

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

It's that whole "erase the universe at any moment" that has me concerned

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

If you don't hate the Democratic party then why are you running Platner?

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Damn. I better hurry up with this library book

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Good question. No idea. Should be made public knowledge pretty quickly if/when it's scheduled

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

And he probably doesn't put the toilet seat down too

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I'm not a betting man but if I was I'd bet an entire dollar that Trump not only doesn't know what the Treaty of Versailles is, but he's probably never even heard of it.

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Twenty years ago. One season, one Emmy nomination. My introduction to Jon Bernthal, Kat Dennings and most especially Jesse Tyler Ferguson

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Riley Gaines has said enough stupid stuff that you didn't have to bury the rest of this story {"of course I shower but I don't love it."} to imply she's unclean Be better than that.

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