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Not Really Jerry Mathers

@handsatlanta.bsky.social
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I speak good English because I've been doing it for a long distance

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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Darwin 1 Dumbass 0
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Justified is one of my Top 10 {maybe even Top 6} of all time. The Times has it at #83 in the last 26 years
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Well, duh www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Republicans fear Trump will keep super PAC money and not spend on the midterms
With early voting about to begin in competitive midterm races, President Donald Trump has kept most of his super PAC money on the sidelines, causing Republican leaders to conclude it's too late to ful...
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
VP Clownshoes was born 10 years after Watergate and never lived thru it. Nixon resigned because his advisors told him he couldn't survive an impeachment conviction From the NY Times, 1974 www.nytimes.com/1974/08/12/a...
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Nixon Slide From Power: Backers Gave Final Push (Published 1974)
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
And he probably doesn't put the toilet seat down too
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
@amytrask.bsky.social figured if I like this, you will too
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If she thinks about it, I hope she can stop at Katz's Deli and bring back a couple of pastramis on rye. With half sour pickles, of course
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Thank you for your attention to this meathead
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
We know he's a sports fan so I wonder if Bob from Chicago took his name from Leo Durocher
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Not that I'd be willing to do this but if TSA was smart about it, instead of bringing in ICE, they'd bring in professional massage therapists {I am one}. Travelers wouldn't have to worry about being groped. Their only concern would be how much to tip.
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I don't mind being a fool in front of my friends because they know me well enough to know better. But in front of the whole country?
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I'm not sure how you can talk about Tom Morello without mentioning his breakthrough work on Star Trek Voyager
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It used to be that "anyone can be President" was an encouragement. Now it's a warning.
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
In recent years I'd have to go with The Good Place. Even now, 5+ years later, I still get a little throaty when I see clips from the last episode.
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
He may not have to leave. He'll endorse any Republican candidate that agrees to make him the shadow president
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
@americayoung.bsky.social For mocap fans everywhere
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
"We missed them. They were in the bathroom."
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Then it should be making frequent appearances in the current lexicon, especially with anything he's likely to read or watch
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I hope DK files a civil suit against him for lost wages
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I hope not. It took me enough years to learn how to pronounce Igbinoghene and now we're gonna get this guy?
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
August 31, 1974 {I looked it up} at the Wollman Skating Rink in Central Park, NYC. Headliner: Richie Havens Opening act: Hall and Oates
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The American Heritage Dictionary defines "grok" as "to understand profoundly through intuition or empathy" which is about the wokest thing I've ever heard.
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
On one hand, I've disliked Trump for 40+ years. On the other, if I had a nickel for every time I've done that…
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
@minakimes.bsky.social Thanks for this. I expect to get some good use out of it
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
JK Rowling will probably name a villain after him in her next book
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Be funny if every pizza shop in NYC threw his ass out after this
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
No one better to lead a tankathon
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Maybe if we shut the government down and restart it, it'll work right
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"Corporal Smith, you are charged with killing the superior officer who raped you. How do you plead?" "It was an earnest mistake."
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
@amytrask.bsky.social Instead of ending all my posts to you with a pic of Breeland Speaks waving after recovering a fumble, I'm thinking about stealing this from Mina Kimes and using it instead. Whatcha think?
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Apple's statement: “We appreciate your understanding and look forward to releasing the series at a future date.” They left out the last sentence: "Thank you for your attention to this matter."
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
MAGA: we never heard of her so it doesn't count
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
@ethanjskolnick.bsky.social Told this story yrs ago but worth repeating. Was sitting in a bar/restaurant in Davie with a retired Dolphin, a good friend. He said… "Hey that's Ethan Skolnick over there. I'm gonna go say hello." "Don't." "Why not?" "Because it's Harvey Fialkov."
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Top 5? I have one. A friend of mine has a podcast about the Miami Dolphins. I've listened to it once or twice
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Reminiscent of a George Carlin punchline: "Do what you want to the girl but leave me alone!"
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Where's Vlado?
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
One big regret I have is that, at age 79, he won't live long enough to see how history judges him
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
As a DJ at Queens College radio back then, I heard all the hype so dug up the previous 2 albums from our racks and listened. My head pretty much exploded. I sneaked both of them home to my GF and said, "don't come out til you've listened to both." Her head exploded too. Yes, I returned them
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
The large arresting force {US Marshals, FBI & Metro Police} was due to a tip that in addition to another sandwich, the perpetrator was thought to also have a bag of chips. During the arrest no one was injured although the reputations of the three law enforcement agencies were badly bruised.
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
The Least Surprising Headline in the History of Least Surprising Headlines
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Guns and Dandelions
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
"Mr. Timcy, there's a Mr. Jesse The Body Ventura on line 1."
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Only concert I've ever been to where you absolutely could not find a scalper anywhere
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
He TACOd again
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
On my list but I've stopped watching first run shows until they've finished their run and been canceled. Too annoying to get invested in storylines and characters only to have the rug pulled prematurely. Right now I'm in the last season of a show that ended in 2017
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
@petersagal.bsky.social Actually, it is true www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ToL...
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Gaslight (1944) Official Trailer - Charles Boyer, Ingrid Bergman Movie HD
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
When it comes to a battle of wits, Trump is a little light on ammunition www.yahoo.com/news/from-in...
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From 'incompetent and treasonous' to 'dried out "prune,"' Bruce Springsteen and Donald Trump trade barbs in latest feud
The president condemned Bruce Springsteen's commentary, igniting a potential future investigation into the rock icon and other Democrat-supporting musicians.
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Not Really Jerry Mathers @handsatlanta.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Just noticed: when I get an advertising email from Google Gemini my Gmail account directs it to the spam folder. Points for self awareness
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