Reposted by Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈onion person @junlper.beer · 07/04/2026the way people have absolutely zero principles genuinely disturbs me. they believe nothing and will say anything that brings them their next paycheck. this is no way to live. it’s disgusting. i do not understand how this isn’t a bot and an actual real human being 22991811141
Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈 @hanburgers.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Nobody wants to buy my 22 year old piece of shit pickup for insane amounts of money 000
Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈 @hanburgers.bsky.social · 12/02/2026How the brake pedal looks when I notice the $350k Maybach tailgating me on the highway 062
Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈 @hanburgers.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Is turning 21 supposed to come with a nearly constant feeling of stress and fatigue? 041
Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈 @hanburgers.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Ive almost been in two serious car crashes this week 030
Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈 @hanburgers.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I’ve been seeing a lot of Porsche commercials ever since I hit one last year 010
Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈 @hanburgers.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I should force the dealer to give me a 20k discount on a new car 010
Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈 @hanburgers.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Every day I wake up and remember that I own a 21 year old piece of shit gmc that apparently needs a new battery every 6 months 120
Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈 @hanburgers.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Only took like 3 good pictures on this trip and they’re all in one place 😔 000
Reposted by Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈Semara @semarayara.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Happy trans day of visibility gang, and stay strong. 064
Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈 @hanburgers.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I should replay cyberpunk again for the 8th or 9th time I think 000
Reposted by Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈The Onion @theonion.com · 17/03/2025Please Like Metheonion.comPlease Like MeIt can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar... 1038224033473
Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈 @hanburgers.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Is being 20 supposed to come with a nearly constant feeling of stress and fatigue? 000
Reposted by Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈onion person @junlper.beer · 04/03/2025they have no idea what they’re doing in this government lol 823289325
Reposted by Han 🇨🇺🏳️🌈🐻Damascus 🏳️⚧️(based) @damasscus.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Hamboning will save your life someday 161
