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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This one is my eternal favorite of the genre:
Jesus comforts a crying Santa Claus in front of statue of an angel holding up a small banner that says "Remembering 9/11".
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Plus ça change…
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Loose “To Have and Have Not” remake!
“You know how to whistle, don’t you Steve?”
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was MN"
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I remember learning about the caning of Charles Sumner in school, but not that it was in response to an antislavery speech that *very* pointedly used rape as a metaphor-but-not-actually-a-metaphor-we-know-what-you-monsters-are-up-to.
Snippet from Charles Sumner’s speech: “Not in any common lust for power did this uncommon tragedy have its origin. It is the rape of a virgin Territory, compelling it to the hateful embrace of slavery; and it may be clearly traced to a depraved desire for a new Slave State, hideous offspring of such a crime, in the hope of adding to the power of slavery in the National Government.”
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
“Woman on the right was using her walker to advance into the tear gas”
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A lot of Union soldiers made a similar U-turn on abolition once they encountered slavery firsthand.
"A Pennsylvanian who had little patience with radical abolitionism before the war now assured his brother that anyone who saw the things he had seen in Virginia 'will be more of an Abolishnest than any person could make him believe to be posible.'"
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Hugh Laurie and Rowan Atkinson take the piss out of British history as they parody it in "Blackadder the Third"
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Quote from "What This Cruel War Was Over": 

A Pennsylvanian who had little patience with radical abolitionism before the war now assured his brother that anyone who saw the things he had seen in Virginia “will be more of an Abolishnest than any person could make him believe to be posible.”
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
"General Grant, this is a crisis that cannot be looked upon too seriously. I know Lee's methods well by past experience; he will throw his whole army between us and the Rapidan, and cut us off completely from our communications." Grant seemed to be waiting for such an opportunity and snapped, "Oh, I am heartily tired of hearing about what Lee is going to do. Some of you always seem to think he is suddenly going to turn a double somersault, and land in our rear and on both of our flanks at the same time. Go back to your command, and try to think what we are going to do ourselves, instead of what Lee is going to do."
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Dennis Reynolds from "It's always sunny" saying "Duct tape, zip ties, and gloves. I have to have my tools!"
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
No one ever mentions the family lynching anecdote either:
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
And the x axes are in different ranges! Here's a roughly scaled version:
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The Pyramid of Khufu
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
An angry demand to know which members of Congress NPR is talking about
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Jesus comforts a weeping Santa Claus at a Weeping Angel 9/11 memorial.
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
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Hamstrosity @hamstrosity.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Not sure if this is anything out of the ordinary?
Godzilla on the horizon in San Diego
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