Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Highly recommend reading with the Aggie game on to distract you from what’s happening on screen (even if it’s good, in this case). 031
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Went to hear Rachel Reid talk at a church that’s hosting drag bingo tomorrow 😃 140
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today I got to calmly tell someone at work that my anger level was at an 11 with blood around my irises, which almost made the 13 hours of violent puking this weekend worth it. 020
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 26/09/2026On a girls weekend for my friend’s bachelorette and spent the evening and night puking my guts up (not from alcohol, I had one French 75 before it started). I honestly cannot remember the last time I was sick. But I definitely don’t recommend it when you’re not at your own house 😩 570
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This reminds me of babysitting in 1990 when I was 12 years old. We never had country time lemonade or bagel bites at my house, but I could have them while watching 3 kids under 5 for hours. 130
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am watching The Love Hypothesis knowing it’s going to be full of secondhand embarrassment but it’s giving me so much secondhand embarrassment 😭😭😭 241
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today once again proving that Tuesday is the worst day. 010
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This continues to be one of the best things on the internet. 4526
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In a group of three I was the only one in the conversation who doesn’t have cash hidden in their house. So now I’m wondering if everyone but me is doing this? One person had a specific place they put it, and the other had a more spread out system. 500
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I see everyone is mad about iced coffee on the internet and I just want whirlpool to release their nugget ice maker refrigerator so I pay a lot of money to put nugget ice in my iced coffee. 120
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is tasty but I’m not sure it warranted the attitude 😂 030
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The shitty man at Total Wine recommended a rosé champagne that I may open when I get home. I will enjoy that, hopefully. 020
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I have been awake since 4:45 and I’m not happy about it. 120
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The last two times I’ve bought champagne and sparkling wine at the Total Wine in West U, a man who works there has been a Total Ass about my selections. Didn’t know I could personally offend you by buying Domaine Carneros and Veuve Clicquot, sir. 🙄 370
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Today is one of the days I wish I was anonymous on here because I want to complain about something that happened at work but also it's best if I don't do it in public. 🙃 110
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have completed 8 out of 9 of my team’s performance evaluations (luckily the 10th is exempt because she is new) and I almost wish I was the kind of person to outsource these to AI. 😩 130
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Y’all remember when two A&M coaches got suspended for making misogynistic jokes in a room full of women? This is so much worse but I’m realistic enough to know probably nothing will happen to him. 300
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Any of you visit Wimberly and have any suggestions of places to eat/drink or things to do? I'm way behind on my friends bachelorette trip planning 🙃 We plan to mostly just chill at the house but will likely go to dinner/drinks or brunch while we're there. Maybe hit up a market or whatever ... 311
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Best thing about the couch nap was I missed the end of the Texans game. 141
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Why does the Texas field look like it’s covered in wax paper? It took me a long time to figure out the right simile to ask this question. 320
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That was one of the craziest interceptions I’ve ever seen. 000
Reposted by KarenBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026(concerned reporter voice, talking to candidate) What is your message to stupid jerks who will never vote for you 213615579
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Seems like we just needed to start playing in the fourth quarter and not the first. 110
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I would pay $100 a game to watch it without political ads. 040
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In case you were wondering, Cutter is his real name. 😬 000
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If I’d known Ted Cruz was going to get booed, I would have actually turned on Gameday 🤣 160
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 10/09/2026One of our recent grads who had a hard time the last year (due to some things outside of his control) just came by to tell me he had accepted a job offer and gave me a big hug. 🥹 130
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I tried to explain this whole situation to a colleague that doesn’t really understand football but wants to learn. It may have been too much too soon 😂 010
Reposted by KarenKatie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It’s always two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyyyyyyyy” 1153574
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Last year I used my mom’s directv to watch ESPN but apparently her package no longer has it. So now I have to pay for my own ESPN 👎 020
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The movie was good but mostly because Sally Field is amazing 030
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Timmy would lay down his life for you ... if Timmy had a life to lay down.static.klipy.comPassions: Tabitha and TimmyALT: Passions: Tabitha and Timmy 110
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m going to NYC the week before Christmas and told myself k was going to stay home during the holidays. But I’m currently looking at flights to a whole bunch of places for Christmas 😂 110
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Picking a restaurant is my own personal hell. I do not care, there will be something I like wherever we go 😭😭😭 120
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 28/08/2026So many places in Houston are doing mahjong now but it's all the dumb American kind 000
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Glad I went out earlier before the clouds covered her up. And yes, it’s a shitty photo. 110
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My mid-40s coworker didn't know where this gif was from 😭static.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants Squidward Eye TwitchALT: Spongebob Squarepants Squidward Eye Twitch 000
Karen @hamsterkaren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026In case you are also a basic bitch who drinks pumpkin coffee even though it's 99 degrees outside, I want you to know that the iced pumpkin cream shaken espresso is delicious. 020
