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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻
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💙Matthew U.💙 @match74.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Aldrich @4giogio4.furryarmp.it · 03/10/2026
Mom's gone. I think she held out for today cause a lot of our family were gonna come over to have a big meal. She wasn't able to talk or be awake but she was more calm as we were all talking, until she passed quietly. Thank you all for your past support and future. My family has been very grateful
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I spent way too much time in Photoshop making this, but he's worth it. The Elf lives in my head rent-free. Do it for him.
A Simpsons screenshot replaced with photos of Nightcrawler from X-Men.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s boycotting Walmart because they’re selling Obama jackets. Ohana is the Hawaiian word for family. He’s one of the people who didn’t know there’s a “B” in dumb.
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Brat doll @princesskitaaa.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
In my spin class today, the man next to me said "we've only been in here 10 minutes?!" 😂😂😂
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insanity 😡
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 03/10/2026
I split the G (train) with the Prime Minister of Ireland, Michéal Martin. Sláinte!
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OK then 👍💥
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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Big Sag ♐️Traveling Menace @neau.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
$10m, a hug, ****** ***** from the windows to the wall, a vacation on somebody’s island, and a bowl of short rib stew greens
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جميلة @whoevenisjah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lying and saying you like dark skinned women bc you think it’s what we want to hear .. spare me the bullshit. we want inclusivity, yes but no need to act.
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جميلة @whoevenisjah.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need ppl to be more genuine about liking dark skinned women. Don’t just pander to us. It’s played.
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Allenk_81 @allenk81.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mostly anecdotal, and I'm sure there's some science behind it, but women are superior athletes. After every single class, the men are laid tf out and the women are talking about going grocery shopping and then brunch. Brunch! It's just another level women can get to. #BlackSkyFitness
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
That dog Black as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dread @dreadful4x.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Easier to sell the business when they move. Capitalism basically. It’s hard to sell an office space with a big red roof and fries on it, but not as hard to sell a brand ass grey building. In short capitalism destroys creativity.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
bowling is such a genius social event. the exact balance between like 10% activity to provide purpose to the 90% hanging out and drinking. bowling was the original friendslop
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 03/10/2026
I remind everyone, again, that they tried year-round daylight saving time and stopped it because it got bunch of kids got killed in just a few weeks
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
What does an escalator say when it stops working? … Nothing. It just stairs.
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Malia Baker's Adorable Giggle
ALT: Malia Baker's Adorable Giggle
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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
People shoulda just left Carrie the fcuk alone
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me watching sex and the city:
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The_Philadelphian @the-philadelphian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nobody: ... Dog: "If you look further down the hall, you'll see where you got me fucked up. "
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Le Ca-ghoul @lecagle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My "I drove over a student's foot but also I care deeply about threats to student safety" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
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Le Ca-ghoul @lecagle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
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Kotlikoff Drives Into Student and Recent Grad Following ‘Harassment’
President Michael Kotlikoff backed his car into a student and drove over the foot of a recent graduate after what he called a "harassment and intimidation incident" in a Friday email blast to the...
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Le Ca-ghoul @lecagle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[touches earpiece] I'm getting word that yes, yes in fact it is
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Le Ca-ghoul @lecagle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Quick question, is this the same Cornell president that ran over a pro-palestine student protestor's foot with his car this year, or
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Sailor Michael @sailormichael.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only reason they want to go to Argentina is to build a white utopia. I am going to say this again, rich and wealthy folks are not loyal to this country. They are loyal to their money and comfort. Argentina housed Nazis too
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Wat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Somebody out here (but not on here specifically) bout to make a mistake lol
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Wat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
But what it really comes down to is love demands a level of responsibility that like doesn’t require. Many men make the mistake of living in a cycle of like to avoid the work required to experience the joy of love.
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Wat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Having a woman that loves you and giving that up because you want to find more women that like you is the dumbest thing ever. You already won dawg.
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5’2” @shesfinetoo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This why I do not be sad when men fumble. They deserve to lose. They earned it. 🎉🎉🎉
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Dr. Rachel Schine @rachelschine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So apparently there’s a company that runs events where profs (mostly STEM) do “fun” topical lectures in bars and it’s a way of enticing burnt out gen-Z folks who want to escape brainrot and I love this and feel like we humanists could significantly undercut them…
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Fortunate Son @mossadwarrior.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The phrase "I know it when I see it" was used in 1964 by United States Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart to describe his threshold test for obscenity It also applies to THIS court for racism , voting rights , human rights and presidential immunities I SEE IT! This court is the enemy of the people
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Kel Jacobsen-Swanson @kalleblue58.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No it wasn't the Democrats fault but there were some of them that even voted for these guys. We cannot keep pretending that our party is squeaky clean because it is not and they get pressured by their donors as well
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Sharyl @sharyfoster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The sitting Democrats didn't fight it very hard either.
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miner44.bsky.social @miner44.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True, and remember, Zombie Mitch changed the rules to shove the last three through with a simple majority. He knew stacking the court was the key to installing a fascist majority. Back when he could still talk, he bragged about this dirty deed being his greatest accomplishment.
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Rupert Murdoch International Tribunal 🇦🇺🇬🇧🇺🇸🇮🇹🇫🇷🇩🇪 @hey.rupert.murdochbait.click · 03/10/2026
Fraud is the American Way.
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Rupert Murdoch International Tribunal 🇦🇺🇬🇧🇺🇸🇮🇹🇫🇷🇩🇪 @hey.rupert.murdochbait.click · 03/10/2026
One of the crimes that judges used to send the guilty to prison for.
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Jim Mason @jimmasonauo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s called fraud. Being deceptive in order to gain something of value.
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Andy “Homegrown” Smith 📎 @butterwise.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The majority of Supreme Court justices lied in order to earn confirmation.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
everyone especially the Senators confirming them knew this.
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Look, nice knowing you, you sanist motherfucker in your pitiful sane mind you find superior to my mad one so much more greatly endowed with capacities to perceive reality, but you don’t tell someone who just got out of being beat up by cops & tortured in psych wards it’s violent but ok. Blocked.
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Ellis MacVey is Dumb and Gay ⚢🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @ellismacvey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fundamental problem is that the system doesn't exist to help people. People who've never been victimized by it think it does, but it does not. The entire system exists as a justifying structure for the imprisonment and brutalization of people who are already poor, marginalized, and struggling.
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Christopher Chiu-Tabet @cctabet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Squire is technically a young adult graphic novel, but IIRC it's borderline maturity wise, and it's still a very rare and unique thing, an epic fantasy graphic novel inspired by Arab and Muslim cultures. sara-alfa.com/books/squire/
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Squire - Sara Alfageeh
Embark on a captivating journey with "Squire" by Nadia Shammas and Sara Alfageeh. Follow a young girl's quest to become a knight in this award-winning YA graphic novel set in a fantastical Middle East...
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MirandaPitcher @mirandapitcher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gorgeous! Bookmarking now to buy for my nephew for Christmas.
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Salt M. Bank 🍉 @saltmbank.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My friend Ibrahim wrote and drew a graphic novel called Count, a scifi retelling of The Count of Monte Cristo featuring an Arab protagonist. It’s beautifully written and drawn www.ibrahimmoustafa.com/count
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COUNT — IBRAHIM MOUSTAFA
Buy COUNT on Amazon Buy COUNT on Bookshop.org Buy COUNT at Barnes & Noble A story of revenge, redemption, and revolution; COUNT is a thrilling, action-infused sci-fi reimagining...
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Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yall i am blown away. Thank you so much for these recommendations. My kid & I will work through them diligently. I was very diligent about the kinds of picture books my kid had when they were younger, plenty of arab authors, but then their reading advanced & I was caught off guard. Thanks again!
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kim yi dionne (she/her) @dadakim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
not sure if these came up in the replies, so sharing just in case: www.amazon.com/dp/052557511... and www.amazon.com/Wont-Always-... (both graphic memoirs and enjoyed by kids + adults!)
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I Was Their American Dream: A Graphic Memoir
is at once a coming-of-age story and a reminder of the thousands of immigrants who come to America in search for a better life for themselves and their children. The daughter of parents with unfulfill...
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