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Dennis Schimke

@hammeringman.bsky.social
237 followers 143 following 639 posts

Don't obey tyranny in advance, or ever, and don't follow me unless you know me in real life. I'm nobody of consequence to you.

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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reprisals on Americans overseas, perhaps? The Defense secretary thinks this will scare some people. It will only inflame the situation, brought on by him and trump.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's got a great bass line, so what's wrong with that? I'd like to know....
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Little bunny Foo Foo, I don't wanna see you, picking up the field mice and bopping them on the head!
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cheapest diesel in Washington State is $7.19 a gallon. Cheapest gasoline is $5.19 a gallon. So much winning.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Why? Because since the orange imbecile is in charge, every day is Big Ass Day.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I just said the exact same thing to my wife.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Remember the soldier that Patton slapped? He probably would have done worse to trump. Disgusting draft dodger.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Same as Professor Kevin. North Dakota wheat farmer.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My wife has a third degree black belt in tae quan do, so I sense your trepidation.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Ok, that says everything.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Russia stayed neutral. They didn't help GB. That's it.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
She's taking styling cues from Edna Mode.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Yeah. Hemingway. Perfect.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
No foreign nationals should own any stake in any media in this country.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
They are he.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Oh, that's why I haven't heard anything from Leavitt. She's off giving birth to the antichrist.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
With a $100 down payment that you won't get back.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Well, at least they're sending someone who's expendable. 🫡😵
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Seriously? 😂😂🤣🤣😂
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I live in Adam Smith's district and have watched with trepidation her lack of courage in the face of everything this regime has done to neuter Congress. She's no better than the Republicans who have done nothing to stop this lunacy.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Unfortunately, she was the " hold your nose and vote for" candidate in SW Washington. They could have had Joe Kent.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Congratulations Professor! 👍
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Orange cat with a wild look in his eyes sitting in a multi level hammock in a window.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"To shreds you say"
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I'd love to hear a take on this from Tarantino. 😆
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Pump and dump.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It's TACO Tuesday! What a malignant embarrassment this clown is.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I wonder what would have happened if they pulled that stunt outside, for instance, Bruce Springsteen's house?
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I don't have a problem with the hat. I have a problem with the pile of shit it's been placed on.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
There is a $20+ dollar an hour minimum wage in Sea Tac. I believe it just went up recently, so I expect the price reflects that.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Yesterday, it reached $6.37 per gallon in Sea Tac, Washington
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Costco rocks.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Trump didn't train them to negotiate, he taught them to grift. Besides, they're stupider than him.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This was my mother's go- to cookbook, and it has no unfortunate recipes. Although, there are ingredients that take some effort to get, like lard.
An ancient cookbook called Cooking for young homemakers.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It really irks me that maga says the most crazy, ridiculous bullshit and nobody calls them out on it.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A freshening breeze.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
My wife taught Tiny Tigers for an ATA school in Colorado.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fucking murderous chickenhawk. Not enough bad things can happen to Lindsey Graham.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I would hazard a guess that I have shoes older than this child.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fucking country is run by 12 year olds.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
They're both equally worthless.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"whose work it surfaces". That's just a sanitized way of saying "scraped from the internet without permission".
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I've run it twice, and it was a load of fun. You may even be chased by The Blerch.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
There's a race held in Carnation, WA (5k, 10k, half and full marathon) called "Beat the Blerch". It is held this year on September 12. It is organized by Mathew Inman aka The Oatmeal (Exploding Kittens). It's got couches for naps, a doughnut station and other bizarre things. www.beattheblerch.com
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Capitulate.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
He is also the nephew of Stephen Tobololosky, the character actor.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Try @andytobo.bsky.social. Andrew Tobololosky is an associate professor in biblical studies. He might be able to help.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
It speaks volumes that these people think that this is such a good thing they would hold a ceremony to congratulate themselves.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Closeted gay man vibes with this one.
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Dennis Schimke @hammeringman.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Now I remember why I quit watching television.
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