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@hammerbarnceo.bsky.social
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Whelp, here we go!

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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
By chance are there any from your wedding?
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
That's good at least. how on earth did they manage to just give away a carseat if that person didnt have proof of the order or something
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
So true.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
WHAAAT?!?!?! Do they not have another in stock?!
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Always terrifying. We introduced peanut butter last night and I was anxious as hell for a long while
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I need to. And we're about to hit our out of pocket maximum with 🤠 getting the ✂️ and L getting tubes in her ears so... no time like the present I guess
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I need to see a podiatrist about a bony bump on my big toe joint. Idk if it's a bunyon or a bone growth or what but it hinders me finding comfortable shoes I just worry it'll be a big surgery
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Tell me your favorite shampoo and conditioner. Preferably something that lathers well.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Large Pepperoni with mushroom and pineapple. If it's just us, we add jalapeño.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'm the backpack loaded up with things and knick-knack's too Anything that you might need I got inside for you
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
W tucks in his bunnies every night and it’s the cutest thing
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
WTFFFFFFFFF
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Oh no I'm so sorry
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
OH SHIT
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Put circles on it for suckers!
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
We moved to medium flow nipples for L's bottles and she's eating way more. Like 3-4 oz per feeding. She still takes a break at 2 but comes back for more quickly. I imagine she's about to GROW.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This could DEFINITELY cause a potty regression. I am so sorry you're dealing with this but kudos for doing everything you can to keep your baby safe!
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Can we still not make accounts private here? I see quote settings but not "who can see it" settings.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Yasss queen
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
YASSSSS sometimes you gotta hold them hostage
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Is the American Dream working until we're dead because we won't have money to retire and are gonna drive ourselves deep into debt because everything costs more?
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I would reply to him "you made mommy sad and mad when you tried to make my emotions our child's responsibility". You're right, adult emotions are not a child's responsibility ever
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Oooh yea that would have me heated. The "deserve" part of it would send me into a rage. It's giving the same energy as "boys don't cry, crying is for girls". Kids have accidents, shit even adults have accidents sometimes. You cannot shame a kid into not having accidents
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
There’s a bluey exhibition in Houston and I wanna take W but I don’t want L out before she can get her measles vaccine, that won’t be until may but they have tickets through August!
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’m listening to The Things We Cannot Say by Kelly Rimmer and it’s really good!
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
That damn snake
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
what?! why?! that's BS
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Oh no hopefully it comes back soon!
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
WTF?! That’s weird. Did it get sent to Irving, Tx?
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
That’s good I’m glad! That bark is so scary
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I just checked today and mine shows as approved, I figured it would be faster cause it was just a renewal with my married name. But my husbands still shows as in process.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Oh no!!! Can your ped get him a rx for steroids? Both times W has had croup the steroids helped a ton with the scary night time cough
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Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 10/02/2025
Me: maybe I can set aside that petty grievance Also me:
Kendrick Lamar grinning at the Super Bowl halftime show as he raps to “Not Like Us”
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Kinda wanna dye my hair brown
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Walker the cocker spaniel sounds good to me lol
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Why do all maga women follow this pipeline? They pretty much all look the same
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I’m so sorry she’s not helping you quickly. She should’ve made sure you got meds ASAP after asking for them
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I would love to hear what she said to him
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
That’s “I have some candy in my white van” type behavior for sure.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Passport appointment tomorrow for my husband and I. But now I feel like we should get the kids theirs
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
That is one of the most disturbing things to come out of this election.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Let's see what our estimated tax refund is with 2 kids
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Oooh this one’s a good one
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I’ve seen several Trump supporters say “oh well we didn’t vote for him we voted for Trump” in response to EMs Nazi salute… we didnt vote for Hunter Biden either and y’all sure as shit couldnt STFU about his laptop for the last 4+ years.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I truly want to break with X but I can’t speak freely until I can make my account private.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
No one “accidentally” Nazi salutes. Not once. Sure as shit not twice.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
It is so discouraging to see so many jump to defend Elon and gaslight others over his Nazi salute. We know what it was. We saw it. Quit trying to say it was something benign because it wasn’t.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
This is so perverse. Why is he about to sign about of papers in front of a crowd of people.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
If I hear “the January 6th hostages” one more time I might break my tv. They’re not fing hostages. They’re felons.
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Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
He’s definitely high on something
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