Reposted by Hammerbarn CEOKimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 01/08/2025So true. 304136852533
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Tell me your favorite shampoo and conditioner. Preferably something that lathers well. 300
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025We moved to medium flow nipples for L's bottles and she's eating way more. Like 3-4 oz per feeding. She still takes a break at 2 but comes back for more quickly. I imagine she's about to GROW. 000
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Can we still not make accounts private here? I see quote settings but not "who can see it" settings. 000
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025There’s a bluey exhibition in Houston and I wanna take W but I don’t want L out before she can get her measles vaccine, that won’t be until may but they have tickets through August! 130
Reposted by Hammerbarn CEOSarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 10/02/2025Me: maybe I can set aside that petty grievance Also me: 81102170
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Why do all maga women follow this pipeline? They pretty much all look the same 010
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Passport appointment tomorrow for my husband and I. But now I feel like we should get the kids theirs 120
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Let's see what our estimated tax refund is with 2 kids 020
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I’ve seen several Trump supporters say “oh well we didn’t vote for him we voted for Trump” in response to EMs Nazi salute… we didnt vote for Hunter Biden either and y’all sure as shit couldnt STFU about his laptop for the last 4+ years. 0111
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025I truly want to break with X but I can’t speak freely until I can make my account private. 190
Reposted by Hammerbarn CEOJoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 21/01/2025No one “accidentally” Nazi salutes. Not once. Sure as shit not twice. 454204272987
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 21/01/2025It is so discouraging to see so many jump to defend Elon and gaslight others over his Nazi salute. We know what it was. We saw it. Quit trying to say it was something benign because it wasn’t. 060
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025This is so perverse. Why is he about to sign about of papers in front of a crowd of people. 000
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025If I hear “the January 6th hostages” one more time I might break my tv. They’re not fing hostages. They’re felons. 031
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Take a drink every time Ivanka goes to stand up but sits back down really quick. 000
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Watching EM throw a Sieg Heil is not something I thought he’d be brazen enough to do in front of cameras from around the world. Watch the administration gaslight the world over it until the next shameful act comes along to take the spotlight. 110
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 20/01/2025If we didn’t have kids I’d be rip roaring drunk today but I savored my one large glass of wine during the shit show. 110
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Donating all the leggings that don’t fit today. I know as I lose weight I’ll want to reward myself with new ones. 000
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Can we seriously not make accounts private over here yet? 110
Reposted by Hammerbarn CEOJoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024They are all getting exactly that which they deserve. 569134322941
Reposted by Hammerbarn CEOJoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024If the price of eggs is a red line but a felon fucking over kids with cancer is not, maybe, just maybe, the problem here… is you. 16077901217
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Just stumbled on a TikTok of tons of moms saying body armor gave their babies super bad gas… I drink multiple of those bad boys a day 😵💫 ok I guess I’m gonna test not having some of cutting back for a few days and see 000
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 20/12/2024W has started to ask “are you mad at me” when we’re getting frustrated because he is testing every boundary humanly possible 210
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 19/12/2024W said his tummy hurt before bed so catch me being anxious he’s gonna throw up all night. 010
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 18/12/2024My mom, a school nurse, thinks she was exposed to whooping cough and knows she was exposed to the flu and Covid so we’re gonna do Christmas after new years 😵💫 120
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024🤠 has a health evaluation today to finally get him a sizable life insurance policy. The dr was supposed to come last week but had a stomach bug, she asked if Thursday worked and we asked she wait until she’s 24+ hrs symptom free to reschedule. Thankfully she has kids so she was totally ok with that. 000
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I wonder if trumps tariffs are going to impact the cost of diapers. I feel like they most likely will 100
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Mayor Humdinger gives MAJOR trump vibes. You will never convince me they didn’t make him just like trump on purpose 050
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Whelp I subscribed us to paramount+ for all the paw patrols 🙃 020
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I HATE the motif brand freezer milk storage bags but I got 300 of them for free and I told myself I’d use them so here we go 010
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Paying $56 for 2 pieces of paper that says my daughter was born and that I birthed her is an absolute scam. 240
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024A new fishing shirt I bought W bled all over some of Ls new clothes she hadn’t even worn yet. That’s after washing it on cold and having color catchers in the washer. I’m so pissed off 000
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Today I’m gonna wrap the gifts we’ve gotten for nieces and nephews and do some laundry. That’s my only goal 010
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I am thankful every day that I married a man who’s not disgusted or turned off in the slightest by all the gross parts of recovering from a c section and exclusively pumping for our daughter. 120
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Maybe I should look into selling to body builders lol 180
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024We all just took a 2 hour nap. That was amazing 080
Hammerbarn CEO @hammerbarnceo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Share your favorite dog bed. Bonus points if it’s got a machine washable cover. Poppyseed needs a new bed 010
