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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 34m

my dumb ass does this for free but if they want to pay me a stipend

hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 45m

a great many republicans (and lets be honest way too many white people) are racist as shit but he is a Very Special Extra Obvious kind of racist that makes me absolutely agog that so many people are prepared to swallow that for power they know he hates them and yet

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 58m

but when it's a Black person who got it? hoooboy that's like an extra dollop of hatorade

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 59m

is it time to slam 4 shots and show them how to nail Fortunate Son

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

imagining a world where the worst people on the planet weren't given billions of dollars by being the first to get an unoriginal app written with stolen code bought by yahoo in 2001

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

depends on how well they can negotiate with a dude with a truck full of rice

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

scrum master : ok but i was looking for an update on this week's sprint

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

no i'm not going to stop being a turdmunching cunt and frankly i'm offended they asked me to

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

but the nazis are so civil and the bluesky leftists called me a turdmunching cunt 😔

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

the yand data center is now the yandex data center i'll be here all week

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

its a lot of nasty headlines of kids being beaten with clubs which always goes a long way to settling unrest

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

his big idea was *checks notes* an anonymous polling app that only let you pick compliments

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 2h

Navi Pillay should publicly offer to visit the white house to give her peace prize to trump in recognition of his efforts in iran and venezuela and when he agrees immediately she can reply 'lmao sike'

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h

they are Bullshit but Officially Sanctioned Bullshit

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h

ngl of all the ways for a man to die in yorkshire i would not have guessed 'tiger'

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 3h

i volunteer to upload elon musk's credit card into grok

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

idk why but this title really hits me like it's cadence for a proper national anthem, it needs some marching brass band

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

Scott Bellend and all his wall street bros fucking hate Warren with the fire of a thousand suns because she knows how to write legislation that actually hurts them

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

finally a federal holiday worth celebrating

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

search your house for a monkey paw

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. Reply or QRP with yours and like a few in the chain to boost other human artists!

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

step aside son, i'm a professional

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

three days after he's dead the amount of republicans coming out of the woodwork saying that will be enough to fill ten metlife stadiums

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 4h

*Beyonce voice* All the shingles ladies

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

Even folk in red red red appalachia are looking around at 90 degree weather 3000 feet up in October like

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Suspicious Side Eye Monkey

Alt: Suspicious Side Eye Monkey

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

Narrator : so that was a titanic lie

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

They promised abundance but didn’t say it was gonna be an abundance of inpunious assholes

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

Government : triee to compel speech Media : nah Government : this is illegal

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

They never film themselves doing this

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

Now do the American citizens killed or currently jailed by Israel, marco

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 5h

Finished reading vinland saga and my god Blows the tits off most fantasy imo

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 7h

There’s sniffing your own farts then there’s whatever he’s been doing since 2016

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10h

this, this is what people are demanding we are goddamn fucking tired of republicans being every flavor of racist misogynist transphobic islamophobic antisemitic toxicity only to be met with 'this is an outrage' weaksauce responses

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 10h

cosplay foghorn leghorn's ass got lit up like 4th of july

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h

all I'm saying is that's a lot of teeth for one mouth

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 11h

it means letting them invade taiwan i guess

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14h

honestly he's hopelessly corrupt and narcissistic it would be trivial to get shit out of him if you can stomach the rhetorical fellatio required

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14h

trump is gonna invade Greenland because he thinks Norway owns it to get back at them for the peace prize huh

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 14h

Yall wanna get a bunch of new ringtones

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