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Hamish McDip

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Retired diplomatic pupper (who is team 🇺🇦)

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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 13h
TBT to the best of times, before someone told my human that cooked bones were dangerous. A prime rib!! And I was super fluffy thanks to my full time nanny and monthly spa trips as we were posted someplace where I could be high maintenance.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy ToT frens. This is a classic from me today - my human has abandoned me!! However, that means I can fully focus on her mommy (aka “the only person who matters in my world”) so Whoo hoo!!!!
A small white pupper lies in one of his many beds surrounded by a selection of his stuffed frens and looks at the camera with his tongue out because it is Tuesday.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy ToT friends. The heat came on in my house last night. So I’ll just be curled up here until spring … Happy Fall though. 🎃
A small white pupper lies on a grey chunky fleece couch bed and looks t the camera with his tongue out. Because it’s Tuesday.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Starting the day off right.
A small white pupper lies on one of his many beds (a grey one in front of a credenza) definitely not looking at the camera.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My human is certainly no hunter, but she does think it a tad unsporting to have this set-up right off the beach in our town … (note - those are not real ducks and that is not a natural outcrop from the land on the right).
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I started with a new groomer yesterday - and she does a photo shoot! It’s technically still summer, of course, but my beach bod is strictly for my Only Dogs account …
A small white and freshly groomed pupper gives profile wearing an orange, black and cream fall bandana, sitting on a similarly checked blanket surrounded by pumpkins, mums in varying shades of orange, and hay.  It’s a post-grooming photo shoot!
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Throwback to my favourite Kong complete with a peanut butter treato. The soundtrack was accidental but appropriate!
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Throw back to my days by the mountains on my human’s last posting. I think she abused diplomatic immunity by letting me run free! But I tried to make up for it by sticking to the path.
A small white pupper stopping briefly during his walk. He is standing on a walking path with grass on the left and landscaping rocks to his right in a park dotted with trees. In the background there are house rooftops and then mountains.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
SHOUT-OUT to Political Cartoonist extraordinaire & Member of the Order of Canada Michael de Adder, who routinely does a far better job of holding this administration accountable than the corporate media. Thank you for your attention to his brilliant satirical wit! 🙏 (also: 🤣)
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Probably the last Google search my human will do. 🤭. @searchliaison.bsky.social @developers.google.com Does Google really think Canadians will forgive and forget? Ever? #GoogleCowards #CanadaStrong
A screen shot of a Google search for “the best search engine that has not capitulated to Trump like Google has done”. The chapeau to the list of top alternatives say they do not “rely on Google’s corporate ecosystem”. Heading over to Duck Duck Go to check if “cesspool” is a synonym for “ecosystem”.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Current mood.
A small white pupper lies in his bed surrounded by stuffed frens and sticks out his tongue at the camera.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lake Ontario.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Throw back to the day my human and her friends inflated a “party pool” in one of our former backyards. Why anyone needs a giant bathtub was just beyond me 🧐😬🙄.
A small white pupper stands with his front paws resting on the edge of a light teal coloured inflatable “party pool”. He looks at the camera with face that is clearly astounded that anyone would want a giant bathtub.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The face of a pupper whose watch is 24 minutes fast …
A small white pupper lies on the floor in front of his empty dinner bowl and looks very sadly at the camera. Unheard is his moan letting anyone who can hear him know he is very, very hungry.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Have been out of bed for almost half an hour and chased all the birds out of the yard (no squizzers! Weird but welcome). So am now exhausted and on to the day’s main task - won’t looking.
A small white pupper lies on one of his many day beds with a small stuffed donkey lying just to the left of the bed and one of his many pink piggies beside him in the bed. You can just see a leg of his Santa Parrot sticking out from under his back in the left corner.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The face of a dog who scammed a second dinner 10 minutes ago (his human fed him on her way out to prune in the front yard - he downed that bowl immediately then brought all the drama so his human’s mommy fed him again thinking his human had forgotten). Now he’s trying for a pork sandwich.
A small white pupper sit and stares intently at his human’s mommy who is eating a pork sandwich (and only her leg is pictured).  His stare says that he wants that pork sandwich more than he has ever wanted anything in his life.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Sort of lying on a sort of rug …
A small white pupper is lying stretched out in a porch floor with the top of his back along the edge of a door mat that has paw prints going across it. His bed is about a foot behind his bum.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The look of a pupper who has not yet realized he’s not getting his own slice of pizza …
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I won’t look any day that I’m denied leftover burger and fries for lunch.
A small white pupper refusing to look at the camera even though it’s not Wednesday because he’s sulking that he did not get any of the leftover burger and fries his human just ate for lunch.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Waiting on my human to finish her tea so she can take me out to maraud -er to to enjoy a tranquil stroll through the neighbourhood.
A small white pupper looks at the camera forlornly waiting for his human to finally finish her mug of tea. So many squirrels in the neighbourhood that need to be reminded who's boss.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Throw back to our first day arriving on my first listing - flat was empty of anything personal except a teddy bear which I very much wanted to be mine …
A small white pupper lies in the floor of an all but empty room, staring longingly at a teddy bear wearing a tiny sweater, sat out of reach atop a small dresser.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My human’s mommy has a ham sandwich and it’s 5 minutes until my dinner time so her sandwich must therefore be my dinner. My logic is unassailable.
A small white pupper grins at the camera secure in the knowledge the ham sandwich his human’s mommy is trying to eat will soon be his.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There’s a boil water advisory in my town (the water tower lost pressure) - so I’m just going to nap to preserve energy as well as water. Cannot be too careful about these things 😉🤭.
A small white pupper enjoying his late morning nap (not to be confused with his early morning, pre-breakfast, post-breakfast, or mid-morning naps).
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Frens - I am currently the saddest pupper in the whole wide world. My human is holding her phone in one hand and a piece of pizza in her left (gloating about pizza for breakfast …). She tells me I have already had my brekkie 😩.
A very sad small white pupper looking at a piece of pizza he will not get to enjoy for brekkie.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I got to go to a winery today! My human says I’m still too young to drink but the nice man from the winery gave me treatos and the people at the table next door loved on me. Six more years and I’ll get my own tasting flight 🥂.
A small white pupper smiling at the camera on the patio of a winery where he was forced to drink plain water.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
We professional street snoopervisors never take a day off.
A small white pupper lies on his porch blankie, keeping a watchful eye on his street.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
These must be meant for another pupper. My birthday was last week. While my human was out of town. I will remember that betrayal. But still eat my giant cookie and throw Lambie around 🥳.
A small white pupper barks at the camera in front of his food bowl with a giant bone-shaped cookie in it with Happy Birthday written on it. Beside him is a birthday Lamb Chop stuffie.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The Boston Pops are great. The 1812 Overture is gorgeous. But why every year the Boston Pops think it’s great to play the 1812 Overture to celebrate the Unites States continues to befuddle me. The US was on the losing side of that one and DC was sacked. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A throw back to my gloriously messy look last summer when I didn’t have to get groomed or even bathed after surgery. I revelled in it and milked every second.
A small sort of white pupper lying on his couch with his giraffe sticking his tongue out to float he was a glorious mess with overgrown and less than clean fur as he was recovering from surgery so no bath or grooming.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day!! I may get out of bed to party later but had to get an early start on the celebrating!
A small white pupper, still in his pjs in bed, wears his maple leaf double pinwheel head band to start his Canada Day celebrations!
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Throw back to my last long haul flight! My human says never again and even left my crate at the airport when we landed way back when. It’s good to be retired… Me pre-boarding. Me in my human’s dad’s car when we landed. Me with my friend Ellie after my return-to-civilization groom.
A small white pupper at the airport waiting to board his very long flight home. A small white puppet saying “step on it” after landing.A smaller white pupper on his elephant rug after being groomed for the first time in two years by someone who actually knew what they were doing.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
And I’m definitely not looking when I don’t get a bowl of the Chinese food they’re eating for my second dinner …
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy birthday Peyton 🥳🥳🥳. I bet Tay is already winging her way to you to serenade you in person 😘.
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Swifferpics Taylor Swift
ALT: Swifferpics Taylor Swift
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My human ALMOST got me as I’m a very good boy and accidentally acknowledged her calling my name. But remembered it’s WLW in time to look away before she clicked on her phony-thing.
A small white pupper lies in his bed looking at his stuffed dinosaur and definitely not his human dinosaur.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
There’s burrata and lemon zest ravioli with butter and Parmesan melting on top of it right above my head!!
A small white pupper looks at the camera with his usual worried look on his face while sitting under a patio table. His human’s lunch is on the table and he’s worried (rightly) that he’s not getting any of it.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You know you’re a very lucky boy when the worry that has lead to this face is whether or not you’re going to get a piece of the carrot cake your human’s mommy has just made.
A small fluffy white pupper lies in his bed with his chin hanging over a corner with a very worried look on his face. Is he going to get a piece of the delicious smelling carrot cake his human’s mommy has just made 🤔.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m definitely not looking at my human today. Not just WLW but also retribution day as I’m just home from being GROOMED 😳😱😩. The grooming lady did say I was very well behaves today (except for when she tried to steal my ear fluff- was not having that).
A small freshly washed and cut white pupper refuses to look at the camera.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Exhausting day. Two walks, a break in attempt at the neighbours’ (one day they’ll invite me in …), supervised the house cleaning and collection of lawn debris from yesterday’s storm and now it’s the long wait until dinner. Mondays amiright?!
A small white pupper looks at the camera while lying on his bed on top of his Santa Parrot. He’s had a very long and exhausting day (editor’s note - not really!).
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My name is Hamish not Toto (so we’re in the basement).
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Throwback to when I was a precocious 1 year old trying to get into the girl next door’s garden. It was true puppy love.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
News house but the same old problem - my watch is apparently still running fast. I’m on bowl watch yet again and sceptical that it’s not yet dinner time. 🤔
A small white pupper (although one in need of a bath!) lies in front of his empty dinner bowl, waiting for his next meal - not very patiently …
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
No - I was not trying to “swim to England”. I was clearly demonstrating how my couch is suddenly no longer fit for purpose. Orthopedic egg crate memory foam is not nearly comfortable enough according to my very reasonable standards.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Every time my human sees this “statue” in our garden she laughs. I just wonder where my modelling fee went 🤔.
A small white pupper sticks out his tongue, lying on the grass in front of a flower bed that also contains a statue of a small white pupper’s posterior which makes it look like the statue pupper is digging in the flower bed.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hi pals! I know it’s been a minute but my human was just not in the mood. Lots to update. We moved to the southernmost town in the entire country and my human’s mommy came too! Spent the winter with my pupper cousins but now I’m back. So many squizzers here but luckily I have have lots of time 😎.
A small white pupper lies on the floor of his new house, smiling at the camera with his tongue out.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
My human is a bit emotional. This is the last piece of aluminum foil from the box she bought to go on her first posting in 1994. It’s gone with her to 8 different countries and home 4 times. I really think she might cry. #Costco #Alcan
A large box of Alcan aluminum foil with just one small piece left. Bought in 1994, it has gone with its purchaser on 8 foreign postings and home.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
#TBT to a time when I was silly enough to have been mad at snow. You don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone …
A small white fluffy pupper who has stuck his face in the snow and is mad it has stuck to his eyes, nose and beard. But now longs for those glorious days of winter.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
And I’m back! World’s worst fur cut …. Good news is that even my ear infections have cleared up. Bad news is that meant I could finally have a bath (revenge was mine though - everyone at the bath place knew I was not happy about it 🤭).
A small white fluffy pupper (who is significantly less fluffy on his shaved back and front paws where he had cysts removed), lying in his sheepskin rug with a collection of stuffed friends he has gathered up to hang out with.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The face of a pupper missing his evening snack (which hid his evening meds, now discontinued - along with the extra snack). 😩.
A small fluffy white pupper wearing his Thunder Shirt, lying in his sofa with some friends. Complaining loudly and at length that he is not getting an evening snack.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Just gotta say. Playing the 1812 Overture on July 4th is just weird. I know it’s done every year. But 1. The US lost that one. 2 DC was sacked. And, even it was composed more to mark Russia’s victory over France - Russia is not an ally. And France funded the American Revolution and remains an ally.
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Hamish McDip @hamishmcdip.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
My human may have taken to hiding my meds in food because the gabapentin makes me extra hungry … 🤭.
A small,white, fluffy pupper in his surgical recovery pjs, standing on his sofa, gobbling down his evening snack (which his hiding his meds).
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