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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social

@hamiltonburger.bsky.social
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Musician, elder punk, guitar guy, dog father, doppelgangster of love. An inner child, mummified in fatty meat. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rscn4esxyu…

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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hi, kids. Whussup?
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Oot and aboot?
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So... Obey or die. Rrrrriiiight.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think the making billions part needs to go to the top, and add in that fucking arch.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
63. Born in 1963. Just the right time to know what everything was like before it all went to hell.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Nope.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What are they going to ruin today?
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Have the local MAGAs demanded to see proof of gender yet?
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'm a little bollard, short and stout...
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I'd call that a good start. Now, let's shut down the ones that got built.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Can we then take all those letter and put them into that viral machine we see online that just tears old metal things to shreds? And then shove the metal shreds up the ass of the man whose name they used to spell?
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
He always looks like you just caught him jerking off.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Praying for tornados.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ah. Sorry to interrupt your fantasy. Carry on! 😆
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
He seemed pretty happy when China was influencing people to vote for Republicans.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Pretty sure there are places south of the Mason-Dixon Line where you don't have to imagine it.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Sure. Just playful, little "tit for tat military strikes." In which real people with real families, friends, aspirations and a desire to live end up dead so our glorious leaders can have a big circle jerk and ejaculate onto each other's eager faces.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We just happen to have one right here who is immensely qualified for that.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Let him. We'll just fill it with cement.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
These beautiful pardons demonstrate our ongoing commitment to corruption at the very highest levels of government
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Cool. Let's get 'em.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
For the Love of god, don't bring up the war!
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Project Mustang is finally complete.
The Squier Classic Vibe Mustang that I've been modifying.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
We know... OHHHHH, we know.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
That's just gross
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Or even better - move the games out of the US to other parts of the world.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
An important and very telling distinction.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We all agree this new one was staged too, right?
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You have no honour. And that's honour with U!
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You shame yourself and your house. You know what you must do.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Can we ban hospitals from treating MAGA people?
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
. This is the first thing I posted today.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Think I'm about to get suspended on X for not questioning right wing shit. I'm being accused of appearing to be automated.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Obviously, he filled it with cronies.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
What a stupid asshole Hegseth is.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I think that if the Pope would excommunicate Vance, it would do wonders for his "Hey, Looka Meeee! I'm Catholic Now!" book.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Yes, the Pope is the worst attorney general the world ever had. He should also be kicked out of The Avengers. He's not even America First! 🤣
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Definitely. Before the unfortunate accident.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Makes total sense.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
In other words, I WILL attack Trump voters because they heard the horrific things that he promised, knew of his racism and homophobia, KNEW he is a rapist, pedophile and serial liar, and still voted for him. And in his first term, YOU were smart enough to know these things, too.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
And what I always ask of folks like yourself is this: Have you renounced any of the things that you formerly liked when you voted for him? Did he go one atrocity too far? Or did you finally look inside your heart and see the abject awfulness of so-called "Conservative" Republican beliefs?
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE VIEW FROM THE GOLF COURSE?!?
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It is the right of every citizen of New England.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
As would Canada, I imagine.
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dindin6.bsky.social @dindin6.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🤪☺️🤭😉
The further Pooh led him into the forest, the more concerned Piglet became that Pooh wasn't wearing any fucking pants.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Does it have an 8-Track?
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
When they say that Trump is playing 5-dimensional chess, I want to show you the Fifth Dimension, just so you know what kind of enormous intellect we're dealing with here:
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/04/2026
The 25th Amendment is that gym membership democracy keeps paying for but never actually uses.
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A.J. @andynear70.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
This is a no-brainer.
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🆂🆃🅸🅶🅶🆈 🅿🅾🅿 @hamiltonburger.bsky.social @hamiltonburger.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
@theliamnissan.bsky.social Hey, man. You alright?
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