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Hamhock

@hamhock.bsky.social
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I’m just here to read things and occasionally hit the like button. In rarer instances, I’ll post some pointless drivel.

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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's so many of these. I remember the first time I saw the trailer for "Intolerable Cruelty", and until I saw the title at the end I was sure it would be called "Gimme Some Lovin'" because the Spencer Davis track was playing the entire time.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have this one on my phone with a similar sentiment:
sculpture bust of a modern man looking aghast.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
They’re making food out of Bryce Harper. SOYLENT GREEN IS BRYCE HARPER! Baseball is something else, indeed.
Sponsored email ad featuring Bryce Harper of the Phillies for some dubious electrolyte drink powder, with the unsettling description of “electrolytes made with Bryce Harper”.Closeup of the same ad description.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Folks, if you think The Odyssey was good, just wait until you experience its sequel.
A vintage Magnavox Odyssey 2 video game system.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My favorite description of it will always be from this newspaper listing.
The Wizard of Oz - Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Reddit is for squares. Everyone knows that the hippest screenwriters are swingin' on the flippity-flop at Yahoo! Answers, daddy-o.
The “How is babby formed?” meme.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Visual voicemail making my boomer dad sound like a disaffected sardonic Gen-Xer.
“Whatever,man” text.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Love that! It was the first effect I learned to do with an Oxberry animation stand back in film undergrad a thousand years ago.
16mm Oxberry animation stand/table.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Phillies hurlers and backstoppers report to camp to-day! #baseball #phillies
Stringer Bell "we back up" meme with an 1890s theme. The image is in sepiatone. He has a handlebar mustache and is wearing an 1890s baseball cap. The caption reads: "I desire thee to disseminate the tidings that we are once more ascendant."
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
He’s filled in more of the negative space now.
The same person’s tattoo of the Phanatic now surrounded by even more Philadelphia tattoos.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Aw yeah, it’s another college sports Saturday from September through January, where my timeline turns into a sea of this.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
#baseball highlights are better with music added to them.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I’m not saying to hoist the PATH up to the Heights with a rebuilt funicular lift, but I’m not not saying it either.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I’m only familiar with the tight little 15-minute short film about tourist-town economics, where the chief overreacts before being reassured by the town leaders and coroner.
I think possibly, yes, a boating accident.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
There was once such a place.
Mr. Roarke welcomes his guests to Fantasy Island.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Doesn’t anyone remember the other Pope Leo XIV?
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
My erstwhile son (RIP) also captured well in light like that.
A large Russian Blue cat stands stoically in a living room.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Now picturing you reciting the scene in Heat where Pacino contrasted his grim job with a chicken dinner.
Al Pacino in the 1995 movie "Heat", saying this dialogue:
"I’ve got three dead bodies on a sidewalk off Venice Boulevard, Justine...I’m sorry if the goddamn chicken is overcooked."
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Well, it was below street level - someone could easily walk right by several times and never glance down
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The true giant of theme restaurants was Mars 2112. The one in Manhattan was like a shining city on a hill, only sunken beneath a plaza instead.
Mars 2112 theme restaurant interior.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Don’t forget about the horse: clickhole.com/on-every-ann...
Apollo 11 astronauts (L-R) Armstrong, Horse, Collins, and Aldrin.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
It all started when he landed on Community Chest.
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