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Hamhock

@hamhock.bsky.social
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I’m just here to read things and occasionally hit the like button. In rarer instances, I’ll post some pointless drivel.

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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have one use of LLMs in my life: once a year I use the one built into the Annual Performance Review system of my job to write my utterly meaningless self-evaluation. My career is siloed/ceilinged (tho still has a semi-sturdy floor) - for that one thing, I’ll let the robots pretend to care.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
They’re making food out of Bryce Harper. SOYLENT GREEN IS BRYCE HARPER! Baseball is something else, indeed.
Sponsored email ad featuring Bryce Harper of the Phillies for some dubious electrolyte drink powder, with the unsettling description of “electrolytes made with Bryce Harper”.Closeup of the same ad description.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Folks, if you think The Odyssey was good, just wait until you experience its sequel.
A vintage Magnavox Odyssey 2 video game system.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“Speaking with Mitch McConnell” is about as conversational as when Weird Al talks with Mr. Frump.
youtu.be
Mr. Frump In the Iron Lung
YouTube video by Weird Al Yankovic - Topic
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Reddit is for squares. Everyone knows that the hippest screenwriters are swingin' on the flippity-flop at Yahoo! Answers, daddy-o.
The “How is babby formed?” meme.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Visual voicemail making my boomer dad sound like a disaffected sardonic Gen-Xer.
“Whatever,man” text.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Tune in next week for another exciting episode of "No Shit".
nytimes.com
Higher Gas Prices Are Hitting Lower-Income Americans the Hardest
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Phillies hurlers and backstoppers report to camp to-day! #baseball #phillies
Stringer Bell "we back up" meme with an 1890s theme. The image is in sepiatone. He has a handlebar mustache and is wearing an 1890s baseball cap. The caption reads: "I desire thee to disseminate the tidings that we are once more ascendant."
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We can talk about illegal actions until we’re blue in the face; we can march/protest/demand/condemn; point out hypocrisy; decry racism. Until there’s an actual answer to their retort of “Yeah, so? And what are you going to do about it?”, this will continue.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Aw yeah, it’s another college sports Saturday from September through January, where my timeline turns into a sea of this.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
#baseball highlights are better with music added to them.
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Doesn’t anyone remember the other Pope Leo XIV?
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Whenever I read an anxious rant on here from someone, I always picture them saying the same thing out loud to their partner, followed by hearing several seconds of silence and a combo sigh/“Sorry, babe…”
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Hamhock @hamhock.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Watching this scene tonight on an endless loop. youtu.be/Zmu71H_6UAA?...
youtu.be
Mulholland Dr. - Creepy Hobo
YouTube video by Lodey
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