Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Yeah man that Zelda remake looks awesome, I hope she saves Hyrule haha. How hairy is your ass? 2181 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Oomf crashed his car & needs me to pick him up from the hospital but he called Tinashe a flop. Interesting. 1110 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Already stole like 3 catalytic converters this morning 🤩 who else is up #grinding today? 080 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sweet dreams? Contrary to previously gathered data, they’re actually made of THIS. And at the end of the day—who am I to disagree? 040 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Junkoncé isn’t real; she can’t hurt you” Junkoncé: 180 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Everything I’ve been forced to learn about Boston, I’ve learned via Fallout 4 081 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s Charm (2024) by Clairo Monday! Has everyone completed their government-mandated listening of Charm (2024) by Clairo? 050 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Let's go shopping, I'll buy a handbag I'll buy some shoes, I'll buy a smile I'll buy some jewelry, a personality A whole backstory, Cod declined 0121 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nothing else to do but toss your hair in a messy bun and get through it ! 111 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Heyyy sorry I haven’t posted in a while. My soul was possessed by an ancient artifact that made me do unspeakable things—each deed worse than the last—over the past week. I’m all better now(: 2191 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Good morning and/or afternoon let’s get this money 0130 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I hope he’s having a lovely and peaceful day today 1131 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Can we come over & stare at you from the darkest corner of your house? 2610 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Woof me once, shame on you Woof me twice, shame on me 0150 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Doth thine cup runneth over? Verily, then thou hast best go catch it! 140 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026This biker was riding on the sidewalk and almost crashed into me so I unfortunately had to use my ice magic and kill him 0100 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Omg gross, can you tell me where specially so I know to avoid them haha 020 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 27/08/2026⚠️ STOP ⚠️ You’ve reached a load-count checkpoint. Please reply with your current load count before continuing forward or you could face up to $2000 in legal fees ⚠️ STOP ⚠️ 040 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I need to be the tastiest Boymorsel at the bear bar block party this weekend or else the world will end 170 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His boo? I am that. My role? I play that.We're happy? They hate that. 192 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Dude why the hell were you late for throat training? Coach is pissed 050 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You guys constantly seem to forget, so let me remind y’all one last time CUM👏IS👏FOOD👏 191 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Did yall know our whole universe was in a hot dense state then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started, wait 060 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You’re not a “daddy,” you’re an armored fish from the Devonian period dwelling in the middle to upper portions of the water column. 040 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026All of the Elite Seattle Bears will be at the gay campsite party this weekend 1101 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Having meetings on Friday is psychologically manipulative 020 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Someone posted the entire movie on twitter yesterday 💀 120 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Gay guys loooove being like “just landed in Chicago 😈” 0170 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I can instantly shut down anyone’s central nervous system with my mind 170 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Good morning, let’s all have an incredible week ❤️ 0270 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I hope you guys like me for my posts and not just my toes 150 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Why would She sell seashells by the literal sea shore? Is she dumb ? 1110 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Before this pool table we give to thee, thou must answer our riddles three 4380 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Straight Bear tripped into my arms at the bar last night and then bought me a drink…. My Etsy witch will be receiving a nice bonus 0180 0
Kirk O’Baine @hamburglar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026You’ve all been pawns in my game for quite some time now 330 0
