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@ham-a-lam.bsky.social
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Witnessing the downfall of America in real time. #NBA #basketball #sports #F1 #politics I cook a lot and I watch a lot of sports. Addendum: #transrights #nowars #freepalestine I'm a humanist, man. I wanna see Epstein's friends get his treatment.

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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 1h
Never a bad time to remember that DeSantis, for all his power in Florida, is an absolute fucking moron
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That voice model? Somehow RFK Jr., every time.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks for the work and the tip, because Klipy is also the service Discord currently uses, which means I can use said gifs there too.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sadly for the Braves, it's Ohhh-ohh-ohhhh, ohhhh-ohhh-ohhhver.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can confirm, everything about driving to The Trop is an abject nightmare. I have to drive by there every time I visit Clearwater and coming from over the bridge to that whole interchange is when I turn down the music and sit up so I can figure out where the fuck I'm going.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love that for him. Go be The Guy for the hometown, bro. I'm sure it'll all work out great.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But if we sit down and have lunch with them, I'm sure we could find some common ground we can build on.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Canes, baby.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fly Aces Fly?
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Stacie Rosenzweig @ethicking.com · 02/10/2026
I appreciate that Kluwe is running for Assembly and not trying to swoop into a big office on name recognition
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spaceager.bsky.social @spaceager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chris Kluwe >> Jay Feely
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I always feel great video games boil down to how much Cool Shit you can do and how much it makes you say Holy Shit and AC8 has exceedingly high marks in both. Even just watching your mission replays gives you a mini-Top Gun movie. In short, the game fucking rocks.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Put a solid 10 hours into Ace Combat 8 so far and I'm not sure if this is my GOTY but it is *sure as hell* the most fun and polished game I've played this year by far. It's an utter joy to play, the story is great, it looks and sounds amazing, and you can't help but smile flying at Mach Fuck You.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know what to call a double dealing enabler of genocide for profit other than pure fucking evil.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She's here to help because she received help and that says so much about her character and integrity in ways Republicans and conservatives can't even imagine.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bye.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No dude ringing a giant bell enthusiastically at the beginning and end of every day and having notifications and buzzers and lights and sounds constantly harass you and literally saying "the casino is open!" makes the NYSE *totally different* from an actual casino.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lost in OT after a sloppy lineup change, welp
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just two games into the season and the Cardiac Cats are in top form. Going to OT against a power play after erasing a 3-1 deficit in the 3rd period.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is he seriously doing the bit from Patton?
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a 3rd grade reading lesson and the NYT failed it.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We're so fucking back, rest of the league is officially on notice
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Oh Yeah Evil Smile
ALT: Oh Yeah Evil Smile
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
0/7 on the power play
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British Cop Screaming in Despair
ALT: British Cop Screaming in Despair
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Massive penalty kills in the 2nd period, honestly we should be down 2 goals.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't say enough how excited I am to have the #Panthers back on the ice at full strength. Let's fucking go, boys.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you ever wanted to know the Brett Favre experience just watch Matt Stafford every week.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wish my government wasn't filled with rage baiting trolls but unfortunately 77 million dumbasses disagreed.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"fine" he says, posting on Bluesky like a *degenerate*. (Kidding, of course)
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He was the only guy I never begrudged doing flippy dippy shit because he made it look so fucking cool and hard hitting. The guy was one of one.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck no, come on. Pac was awesome and way too young to go.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's the funniest Cowboys loss in a hot minute. Wow.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's got a fucking howitzer for an arm, good lord.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Good Place at #51 is fucking obscene, that show is absolutely perfect.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Biden left us a disaster" Even if that were true, people don't have goldfish memory. They've measurably experienced how bad the economy has gone the last 8-9 months and know none of it has to do with the last guy in charge.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
USPS would've had it delivered already.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Most powerful communist country" China has been a capitalist country for two decades now but the trick is the capitalists have regulations in China. China is quietly exceeding the entire world in renewable energy and high-speed rail. They'll endure the energy shock.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And they got it wrong twice.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That was an obvious first down and it's ridiculous they needed to challenge to get it looked at.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you LSU for losing in the funniest way possible.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Tilly Norwood" is also just so fake sounding that everyone's gonna clock it for AI garbage anyway. They're selling out their newsworthy credentials for what's gonna amount to a passing fad.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Finally someone put it to words. It's the art, the music, the films, the games, the artistic expression *and* the inimitable, sometimes chaotic friends and meet-ups that I'm here for. Life can be so beautiful and fulfilling but we're being increasingly ground down to the point where we can't see it.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good God, Lions. Have some dignity.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Really just the most useless people in the nation at this point.
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The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
ALT: The Simpsons: We've Tried Nothing
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That new Slate truck with the barest of bare bones features is still $25k, which is insane to me.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'll lean out the window and take a potshot at her on my way by, Professor Farnsworth style.
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Muahaha Evil Laugh
Alt: Professor Farnsworth laughing
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What I've gleaned from this thread is that I should stop by Ayn Rand's crib on the way to Hitler's once I have my fancy new time machine.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's a moot point anyway because there's not way Donald J. "ALL OF AMERICA'S MONEY BELONGS TO ME AND NOBODY ELSE BUT ME" Trump is ever paying anyone $5000 dollars.
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's so underwater he's got people doing real math for $5000. At $4 gas, if you gotta get 100 gallons a week (commutes, multiple vehicles, etc.), that's 12 fill ups. 3 months of gas. That ain't shit! We all could've saved more than $5000 if he hadn't touched the fucking stove!
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My friends have a turtle in a tank with one landing pad and a tank full of fuck all and all it does is swim and climb the tank. They're good people but I just wanna drop some sterile rocks and props in there because it's so bored
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Ham @ham-a-lam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm just mad I spelled it dumbe4 lol
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