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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Guy in the year 1: Dude.... we're closer to the year 2030 than we are to the year 2030

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you're having difficulties sleeping: Try imagining iron nails piercing through your eyelids!

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Redditors pray every day for a random woman to slap them so they can unleash raja jackson ground and pound and send her into a coma but it's okay because equal rights equal fights

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

“Give me your hand!” “But-“ “You’re gonna have to trust me!”

A cat in a tree reaches their paw down towards the camera.

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

This made me so sad.... birds can cough and have runny noses and start swelling too... chickens shouldn't have to feel pain....

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Everytime I shit, I wipe with a wet wipe, blast With bidet, scrub thoroughly with soapy cloth, Bidet again, disinfect with Hand sanitizer, fabreeze it, moisturize then Dry with toilet paper. if You dont follow this process verbatim i think Of you as nothing more than a cave man with a shitty Ass

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

We are Currently on a big rock that Is hurtling through space at 1 mile Per hour .

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

if i Was a hoofed Creature i would Put on flesh shoes that hurt when i step on glass and rocks

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Can any of the 20 richest people on the planet please just use like 80 of their hundreds of billions of dollars to build the grand inga dam already ffs

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Life is like the cover to Let it Bleed by the Stones ... . When i was younger i thought it was a big delicious cake . But now as an adult i am realizing that it is a Big collection of bullshit

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Its The Police, We have you on Charges of being 6 foot, making six Figures, and supporting feminism . Come out with your hands raised

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

i Would beat the clockwork orange Guy and all of his Cronies on a 4 on 1 street fight

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Did You Hear ? Horseman of Famine to Run department of agriculture.

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

UnitedHealthcare CEO Assassin Found by Police selling Sandwich bags of Piss in lower Manhattan

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Just Found these in my late grandmother's Attic. Thinking about Throwing them in the garbage . :/

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Long Food Poisoning is Real and it has Left me with Debilitating physical maladies for the past 5 years and Counting

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

X has the 97 year old diner that serves coke the old fashioned way and now bluesky has the same 3 cross stitch patterns over and over again

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I'm So good at following my Probation Terms

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Screaming violently at My dad when He tries to engagement bait by starting A conversation at christmas dinner

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

S tier spinach mushrooms onion garlic A tier broccoli potatoes peppers B tier lettuce green beans c tier asparagus carrots d tier celery cucumber f tier cabbage let me repeat S tier spinach mushrooms onion garlic A tier broccoli potatoes peppers B tier lettuce green beans c tier asparagus carrots

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I wanna Meet the man or woman Who decided what my Social Security number was gonna be and say Thank You

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

I Wish there was. A way I could have aspartame and high fructose Corn syrup at the same Damn time

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Spinning the block on my Opps by shooting them with a staple gun over 100 times

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

If I got a Real life death note, the first name Id write in it would be ny archnemesis, Dark HalfOfASphere

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Get out of the Bathroom: I Gotta Go Pube

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

I Do Not Care that you saw your first Cybertruck today And I Do not Care that your 5 Year Old asked You why it's so Ugly

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

*complimentary* You look super difficult to draw

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Such A stupid fucking quote. World War 4 is gonna happen after World war 3 so Naturally the guys in that war are gonna have better weapons than sticks and stones you Dumb idiot

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

In Order to Convince me to Give this Life another Chance you need to Give me the one piece of evidence you havent used yet like its the Epilogue of an Ace Attorney trial

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Illegalize Flag Burnings normalize flag pissings and shittings

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Please Stop Posting About X Dot Com

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

generally i want my profile to feel like im Probing All over you with My antennae

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Wouldnt it be so funny if Elon Musk was TRANSGENDER?????

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

in my Real life I may be a sad sack of shit but when im posting On Line I can be a brave little mouse hero with a tiny sword and a tiny shield

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I spit and I spit but my mouth keeps filling BAck up

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Pulling One of my arms off and Leaving it my bed side table so I can Side sleep more comfortably

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Thoughts of HalfOfASphere @halved.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I am the Only person in the world with a Gentle enough touch to pet a Cat without doing it Harm

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