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Hallo Spencer

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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
But how many will still vote for the Rs no matter what? Because they’re in too deep, won’t admit they’re wrong, are horrible people, etc? We know Collins is cooked, but how do we convince others and make them recognize this? I’m frustrated but will try to be hopeful.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Mall cops still care about people taking photos and videos there? I would get kicked out a lot for bringing a video camera into the mall with my friends in the late 90s, but it's hard to justify this when nearly every human being has a camera on them at all times in 2026.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I feel bad for the Creature Shop. They did a great job designing this thing, but it's soulless and its performer is doing a bad job.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s the NFC Least again!
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think Burger King is going too far with their current “we’re ashamed of our past failures” ad campaign, but their food-dyed burgers are rightfully awful.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm thinking Lampkin and/or Dickerson play LG in place of Cam while Kendell plays C.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Easy yes for Howie. Not sure if things can fully turn around, but I expect they can get competent play from Lampkin and Dickerson....at least no worse than what they got from Cam.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Break the news to mom!
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ooh, Eagles don't like him no more, I guess. Now we need a successor to Kelce's successor.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m sick, so it’s time to watch some Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake matches until I feel healthy again.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did she know first? Go, Jimmy’s mom!
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So many injuries and against a good team. I’m not outraged. Will the Eagles win 12-14 games? No, but you would have to be a weirdo to expect that this season with this offensive cast. They can recover from this when the schedule softens up and be fine.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Athaha Kaliaknamis is my favoritj guaryerbuck.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looking at this through the lens of Phillies history, I can’t see them rallying back to stave off this collapse. Even when they won the World Series in 2008, the rain fell hardest during the times the Phillies struggled the most in game five. Thematically and narratively, I can’t see them winning.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nola, Kruk, and…Dave.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Beleaguered
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alert Bob Dylan, because we’re under the red sky.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(70s TV bumper announcer voice) ‘The Death of Bill Giles’..is brought to you by Coca-Cola, Saltz-Mongeluzzi-Bendesky Injury Lawyers, The Score Bet, SEI, and Independence Blue Cross.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It felt like half the airport at PHL was heading to Nashville the other day.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And you know what else? It keeps me feeling full! I don’t overeat like I used to. It’s been a big part of my weight loss and I have a hard time eating even semi-sugary cereal anymore, which would leave me craving more sugar throughout the day.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Grape Nuts is my favorite cereal of all time. I love crunchy food, and Grape Nuts is the crunchiest substance on the entire planet. It’s healthy, great with vanilla almond milk….i honestly look forward to it every morning!
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ship Dalton to Seattle for a 17th round pick or something, Howie!
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sanchez is not missing many bats.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And then a lot of contact, bad defense, and more contact instead of strikeouts. Can’t put away Riley or Kim? Sanchez is frustrating and has been outside of a few gems like against the Angels.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Salty Surfer Siren, I lash myself to the mast so I cannot have a taste of your cornmade concoction.
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Brandon Lee Gowton @brandonleegowton.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
NFC EAST MIXTAPE BACK www.bleedinggreennation.com/news/181493/...
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BEHOLD: The NFC East Mixtape podcast!
Your best source for quality Philadelphia Eagles news, rumors, analysis, stats and scores from the fan perspective.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yes!
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
These will be enjoyed by many a sub-80 IQ male throughout these United States.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“Cristopher Sanchez and the way too many base runners” has been a theme for a while now.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thank you, Bryce! Put the city connects in a box by the curb for bulky trash pickup.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Riverboat Ron Riverboat Ron Rivera
ALT: Riverboat Ron Riverboat Ron Rivera
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just noticed the “Need Help?” sign to contact staff about unruly fans is now an add for a personal injury lawyer. This team takes disappointing approaches on and off the field.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Aw, he just wants to be friends. Let him inside of your house. 
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Teen Angel cereal with a sweepstakes where you win a walk on roll on the show if you choke to death while eating the cereal. Hey, it’s morbid but very true to the original subject material! 
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Matt @joelsaquarium.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A Pokemon Platinum Pokedex entry for Kermit the Frog. Inspired by the Muppet Puppet Plays special where Jim Henson calls Kermit a "Frog type Muppet." As heard on @kermitment.com #Pixelart #Muppets #Pokemon
A Pokemon Platinum-inspired Pokedex entry for Kermit the Frog. With a hand drawn pixel art version of Kermit singing for the illustration. And custom details in the Pokedex entry.

The Pokedex entry reads as follows:

Pokédex number 055 "Kermit"

Dreamer Pokemon

Frog type

Height: 2'00"
Weight: 9.4 lbs.

Description: "Grew up sitting on a water lily, but resents you bringing it up. Thinks being green is beautiful."

A link to the part of the Muppet Puppet Plays special that's being referenced in the Pokedex description (15:05): https://youtu.be/2n9FV2UPMfE?si=vKwicq6xogpCXhay&t=905
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Don't waste all your good kicks on July 30th, Jake!
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Zack Wheeler and Chris Wheeler for Will Smith and Will Smith in a three team deal.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ready to eat hot and sloppy meat!
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What’s the blue box flavor?
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Probably the manosphere that surrounds him, all jacked up on 250% testosterone.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He was so good that year. It’s funny to think how things would be different if he had that year in 2006 or 2007 and Victorino doesn’t get his chance.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
And yet it still keep chugging on. It’s so frustrating.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
After Earth (2013) starring Will and Jaden Smith. My wife's water broke during the screening and that got us out of the theatre early. Nice timing by our daughter, as she clearly had enough of that movie!
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
"Yogo*elbowed in the stomach*-urt!"
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be… The Kill-Bot Factory!
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
*deepest voice possible* “feel like a quirst”
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
What’s second base doing in the Impact Zone???!?
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Please record all new videos wearing this costume.
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Hallo Spencer @hallospencer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Is a Diet Exclaim just a regular statement?
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