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Mick

@hallicks.bsky.social
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Talking neurodivergent bollocks all day long. He/him

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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Thanks for spreading the word. Picked up from Waterstones just now
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
On iPhone/firefox, when I click “Download image”, nothing happens
A shot of space station Deep Space 9 from Star Trek, with the episode title text “Another fucking ferengi episode”
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Oh right, he’s not taking Palmer either…
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Stoked that Thomas Tuchel has been reading my blog! www.30yardsniper.co.uk?p=1334
Palmer for England. We need technically excellent players who thrive in rubbish teams, not Phil Foden.
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This reads like Man U is a rescue centre for unwanted goalkeepers
Manchester United are looking for a permanent home for 30-year-old Cameroon goalkeeper Andre Onana, who has been on loan at Turkish side Trabzonspor. (ESPN)
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
looking forward to it so much, I turned off replies apart from the people that already agree with me
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Torquay knows
Poster from a coffee stall depicting a seagull that reads “Seafood and sandwich thieves operate in this area, beware aggressive gulls, we cannot be held responsible”
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Ahh yes, the architect of Britain’s steep economic decline from 2010 onwards, a bastion of ruinous neoliberal austerity, and a bona fide shitarse. Definitely a trustworthy voice.
Homer Simpson holding a piece of paper that says “Always do opposite of what George Osborne says”
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
(Credit: BLR)
An image of Kyle Ren from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, with a superimposed image of a gloved hand making the Vulcan gesture for “Live long and prosper”
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I mean, Barry McGuigan.
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Clip from the simpsons of Kirk van Houten getting fired, saying “So that’s it, after 20 years - so long, good luck”? To which the boss replies “I don’t recall saying good luck”
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
A pencil drawing of Paul Daniels by Vic Reeves, after it was asked on Shooting Stars, “True or False: Paul Daniels head is wider than it is long?” Having measured the drawing, it was deemed to be true
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Great argument, Graham. Ian Wright around Euro ‘92 would like a word…
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Destroy the bastard(s)
A screenshot of General Sheppard from Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn from the final GDI mission briefing where he says “Destroy the bastard”
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
A picture of a crowd at a football stadium, with a flag draped over one of the barricades at the bottom that reads “SPENGE”
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Reminds me of this classic, originally from Twitter I think. Apologies for lack of credit, I deleted my account
Male writing female characters: “Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
A photo of Adam Driver’s character in The Force Awakens, doing the Vulcan sign for “live long and prosper”
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Hoots mon, there’s juice loose aboot this hoose
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Tell me Its February without telling me its February
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
In times of great need, we turn to OG #CM9798. Missed out on the quadruple by losing to Boro in the FACQF. Stole the UEFA Cup final from Inter on penalties (haaaaaa!) League was surprisingly serene. @nikolai9798.bsky.social I know you love a lop sided tactic, and this one did the biz.
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Alan, would you like an
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Kudos to the person behind the licence plate on the Hams Travel bus: MC53 HAM
The Sean Bean “One does not simply” meme with the caption “One cannot simply touch this”
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
So yeah, this is now a #Babylon5 stan account! We are to name our cat “Jeff” after this beautiful man. Gonna start a full rewatch of the BluRay in a few weeks (where’s *your* HD remaster, DS9? Hahahahaha) (Seriously though I don’t care and region 2 DS9 DVD looks great anyway).
A photo of Commander Sinclair, commander of Babylon 5 in season 1, portrayed by Michael O’Hare
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Since all the comedy accounts I follow are just recycling their old material, here’s an old photo I took of some Canada Geese and their little lads. It’s not funny (obvs) but it’s all I have, so.
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Everyone arriving from Twitter:
A photo of a smiling Andy Townsend with the caption “That’s better”
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Mick @hallicks.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Get yourself warmed up for Christmas, and get your hands on a nice turkey.
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