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Hal Haney Art

@halhaneyart.bsky.social
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Artist/illustrator majoring in pro wrestling, with a minor in comics, cartoons, and all other pop culture dorkdom. Character creator and designer for Ultra Pro Wrestling, and concept and packaging artist for PowerTown Wrestling. Website: halhaneyart.com

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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Fellas, it can’t be a coincidence that you’re experiencing a male loneliness epidemic and women are experiencing an unfuckable Nazi chud epidemic at the exact same time.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Welcome to Day 2,199,125 of “my god has a bigger dick than your god,” and the mindless murder that comes with it.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Thank you!
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
My Testament trilogy breakdown: Testament was ambitious, but too much world building, Testament 2 was derivative and up its own ass, and Testament 3 was a pointless clusterfuck where the director was shooting from under a pile of angel dust. Total money grab by the studio. 2/10 do not recommend.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Yeah I’m good, I just have trouble keeping up with all the different social media platforms
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Scorched Earth South Park is the best South Park. Holy shit.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The cheeseburger that finally takes him out is gonna get so much burger poon.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I mostly just hate him because I can’t pronounce his name.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
LOL
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I’d like to thank Marvel for handling the Punisher skull situation so perfectly in Daredevil: Born Again. Frank Castle is not on your side, you dumb cunts. If you’re gonna dip your truck nuts into nerd culture, at least have respect enough to read the stories instead of just jacking off to the guns.
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Ultra Pro Wrestling @ultraprowrestling.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Do you trust a snake? #wrestlesky @halhaneyart.bsky.social
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Dave @bigdave44.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
On this, the day that #AEWDynamite surpasses WCW Nitro as the longest running wrestling show on Turner broadcasting, I'm thankful that TK kept the best part of Nitro alive in spirit - artwork by the INCREDIBLE @halhaneyart.bsky.social 🤼
A picture of a framed artwork showing many different Luchadors that wrestled in WCW
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Ultra Pro Wrestling @ultraprowrestling.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Be important. Be a VIP. #wrestlesky #gaming #upw Concept Art: @halhaneyart.bsky.social
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Swan @swantzu.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Gonna take this opportunity to plug my boy @halhaneyart.bsky.social for all things comic/wrestling related. Sings a mean tune at karaoke, too.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Whosoever holds this pencil, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor’s Rogues Gallery. Up next.
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Joshua Cupples @jdc2483.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Just bought one for myself. Check out Hal’s work. He’s fantastic! Comics, wrestling, video games, and a lot more.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
DAREDEVIL ROGUES GALLERY - FINISHED PIECE!! Here’s my tribute to Daredevil, seen here facing off with over 60 of his rivals, enemies, and of course, ex-girlfriends. Prints are available on my Etsy shop!
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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Ultra Pro Wrestling @ultraprowrestling.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Do you remember this legend? #wrestlesky #aki #conceptart @halhaneyart.bsky.social
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Stanky very much.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Thank you!
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Oops! Link to my shop is here, not my bio! Etsy.com/shop/halhaneyart
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
BIRTHDAY FLASH SALE!!
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I honestly had no idea there was even a thing, all I saw was you cracking wise.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Yeah that’s tough. I guess I think of RPGs as having multiple playable characters
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Quit stepping on my pipe dreams, Hangst!
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I need a 45-year-old Bernie Sanders with JFK’s charisma and Obama’s oratory skills, who also happens to be incorruptible and who, preferably, can carry a tune or at least plays an instrument and rescues pit bulls from kill shelters.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
My only light at the end of this tunnel of American stupidity is that following two other eras of blatant corruption and unchecked capitalist exploitation, we got a Roosevelt. I’d like another Roosevelt to step up, please.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Corporate news has barely any credibility left.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I’d like to see all these disaffected journalists committed to reporting the truth form an independent organization that operates similar to academia, where every news story is peer reviewed and given some kind of certification once published. Re-establish some trust, if it’s even possible.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
That’s awesome! That stage would be cool as shit
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greensborohill.bsky.social @greensborohill.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Got these 3 beauts today @ a toy show in Hickory & meet @halhaneyart.bsky.social . Super nice guy, these 3 add on the 4 pieces of his I already own. Now to find wall space!
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
This is your yearly or so reminder that I once made a panini using some garlic naan and called it a panaani and you’re welcome.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Christ, a Friends game show hosted by Whitney Cummings? That’s like a Mad Libs for shitty ideas.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I used to wonder how guys like Lex Luthor and Kingpin could be elected to public office after all the shit they’d done, now I don’t.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You’ll find that most artistic people don’t dig that piece of shit.
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Veda Scott @vedascott.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hey if things feel especially dark and heavy for you today - yeah, same. Please try to take care of yourself 💕
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
You dumb motherfuckers look pretty funny caping for an evil tech billionaire and twisting your dickbrain into a pretzel explaining away his obvious Nazi salute, but stupid the fuck on, I guess.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Insurance commercials are all comedy because if they can make you laugh, you’re less likely to take a closer look at their business model and fucking murder them to death.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Nice! The other day on Twitter, I was screwing around sketching my own Mega Man robot masters
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CleVOLander @clevolander.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
@halhaneyart.bsky.social Thank you sir.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Art vs Artist 2024 - Here’s some of the work I’ve done this year (that I can show you, because these days, most of my work is top secret) and a picture of me and my Bonnie Bear on a daddy-daughter date a couple months ago. Gotta be a reason I do all this, right? EXCELSIOR!!
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Awesome, thank you!
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David @funchucks.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
When my wife asked what I wanted for Christmas I gave her your link and said surprise me. She got me something else but my bro-in-law came through in the clutch. Great work!
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Not sure why you put “people” in quotations there.
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
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Hal Haney Art @halhaneyart.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Buy the Pick 2 listing and name those at checkout, you get a discount
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