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Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Got no voice. But gotta roast onna boat.

Roast dinner (beef, stuffing, carrots, roast potatoes, parsnip, broccoli, gravy, and, most crucially, a lovely big Yorkshire pudding)

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Lost interest in the last few, perhaps due to lack of familiarity with the songs, but JFC Shaun 😥 #Strictly

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I remain very much here for Jaime's messy energy ❤️ #Strictly

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C'mon, Will can wear shorts for this (least foxtrotty) foxtrot but Chris has a full trouser for a Baywatch cha-cha? (Neither dance did much for me but I'd rather keep Will. #Strictly

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Oh I loved the Godfather waltz. And even the bloody VT. And I always want each contestant to get to do at least one routine they feel really good about. #Strictly

Sarah is strangely underpowered for someone so athletic but she looks terrific and there were some lovely moments. #Strictly

Delta's dance seemed a bit staggery but that dress deserves five billion points. #Strictly

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Thanks, Josh and Shirley, I did wonder how they were going to fit that bit in given the dance was based on the steerage scene. For once, I think the dance would have benefited from extra dancers a la Musicals Week. #Strictly

In contrast, the theme lifted Dani & Nikita's foxtrot. Admittedly I can't be objective about the early 90s Disney bangers! #Strictly

Chronically Online @chronically-online.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Kai has come as Peter Stringfellow, Neil Jones thinks it's already Hallowe'en and the themeing completely drowned the group dance. #Strictly

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If you are not following the UK TV show #StrictlyComeDancing this evening, you may wish to mute the word #strictly for the next couple of hours!

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Just prepped for #Strictly with a Legs & Co ep of #totp so EVERYONE'S dancing is gonna look great.

This Is My Glasgow @thisismyglasgow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

So the optician told me I have a eyelash growing inwards, irritating my cornea, and clearly this is going to be a source of horror to me for the rest of my days.

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Happy 80th Birthday to the P/S Waverley. Launched on the 2nd of October 1946 at the A. & J. Inglis shipyard in Glasgow, she's the last sea-going passenger-carrying paddle steamer in the world. This was her heading down the Clyde close to Dumbuck in 2024. #glasgow #pswaverley #clydebuilt

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Looking forward to more of Jaime's messy energy. No surprises from Dani. John giving big wedding dance. And omfgg Katya's dress... #Strictly

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Lauren's blue dress! 😍 Graeme can stay as long as they include dogs and/or cute dog jumpers in the VTs. #Strictly

You need someome who can put on showy routines to carry us through the early weeks. Cach is part of a long tradition. #Strictly

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C'mon, Melanie waa better than the footballer! #Strictly

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Hope that having had a successful week one will make Lacey look less like she's hating being there. Chris... well I've always been wary of hairdressers. The state of my head will attest. #Strictly

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Ngl I am HERE for the sparkly prancing lady dragons 😍😍 #Strictly

Did the producers feel so cringe for Shaun when they saw him dance that they cancelled thw traditional football-themed costuming? #Strictly

Sarah looks beautiful and has a good attitude. Plenty room to learn. And I guess we have this year's soap hunk finalist. 🤷‍♀️ #Strictly

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I don't think the jive was a natural fit for Tabby but I'm looking forward to seeing what else she can do (before her probable premature exit). #Strictly

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Will was lucky to get the samba out of the way week one. Less so with the outfit! #Strictly

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Aaand already I'm fantasy frock- shopping. #Strictly

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Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Another wee pal I met in Wigtown last week, for #caturday. AFAIK this one doesn't live in a book shop but is extremely friend-shaped and allowed me to touch belly!

Grey cat with golden eyes, ears alert & surveying the scene, sitting in the road, evaluating the person holding the camera

The same grey cat assertively walking across the road, ears forward, tail upright

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Why does everybody think Jesse is the good guy in Breaking Bad? His defining trait is getting women killed and getting sympathy for it.

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Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I want to come back as a cat who lives in a book shop.

Tabby cat seen from behind, tail outstretched, on a rug at the foot of a ladder, looking up with pricked ears, anticipating the climb. There are bookshelves in the background.

At the top of the ladder is a platform with a big bed with room for a human but the only occupant is the cosy cat, now in shadow.

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Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Go out and be among people," they said. "It's good for you," they said. Have they got any idea how hard it is to find a group of people who want to talk about anything other than shit about immigrants.

Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Would have loved a Janey Godley voiceover of drunken Nads. #c4news

Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dunno about you, but I'm watching a 9 to 5/Clue double bill.

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Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Trying to free up storage by binning old WhatsApp images. They include a bajillion pics of tiny children and I can't tell which are the offspring of acquaintances from ancient group chats and which are those of my nearest & dearest ... I can delete 'em all, right?

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Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Solidarity with the Clacton election workers having to deal with those huge ballot papers (shudders in Scot Parl list papers)

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

You know that thing when a new book comes out and it's a hardback and you think "that's a bit expensive for me. I think i'll wait for the paperback to come out" Me too. Which is why I do a thing called "When's the paperback coming out". bit.ly/3k932C7

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When's the paperback coming out? - Big Green Bookshop. @biggreenbooks on Twitter. Cheese fan. My Mum says hi.

The Big Green Bookshop an independent online bookshop in selling awesome titles by awesome authors to awesome people

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Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

House Targaryen won the Game of Wine Glasses. We had a set of four from when GoT was at its peak and over the years Lannister fell first, then Baratheon, and tonight House Stark, in spite of being off-duty, was defeated by the feared Cat With Zoomies. 'Mon the dragons.

Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Crackin' day for a speedboat trip on the Clyde!

Weather forecast showing lots of black clouds and raindrops

Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Working class people are very well aware that getting a good apprenticeship and a trade can be lucrative. Working class people have long known plenty un- or under-employed graduates. The people who don't esteem quality vocational training are people who'll never need to worry about getting a job.

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Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Spouse refers to Chris Philp as Temu Homelander and each time it eases the pain of being reminded of Chris Philp.

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Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

If you've ever fancied trying a bit of amateur ham voice acting:

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Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"I'll do a note" is an underrated pass-agg workplace response.

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Fionna O’Leary @fascinatorfun.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

“In one chapter entitled “The Art of the Bribe”, Cottrell and Files set out how politicians can be bought. They argue that bribes, if in the form of small gifts rather than cash, can be passed off as “a mistake of overexuberance in friendship”.

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Christine @halfwaycontent.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

At last I caught up with one of the #ScottiesInTheCity! I can be a gloomy git but these #WildInArt trails bring me joy.

Flowers O'Scotland, a statue of a Scottie dug, painted in images of native plants. It's standing in an indoor shopping centre. It's part of Scotties in the City, a Wild in Art trail.

Large planter painted with flowers and greenery beneath the text 'Scotties in the City'