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Krystal

@halfcupofawesome.bsky.social
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She/her Cis Mama living in Mi'kma'ki. Knitting, crochet, books, sailing, and data nerd stuff.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Frig off, Adam
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Schitt'S Creek Awkward
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I noticed you said “when”, not “if”
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh, I don’t know that. I’ll take a look. :)
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need a rewatch.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Mystery Men Big Mistake
ALT: Mystery Men Big Mistake
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I will come and get you any time.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I definitely overpacked.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also, everything had nuts in it so I couldn’t eat while I was there.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I dreamt I flew to Japan and woke up still tired from the trip.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I made molasses cookies and brought them into work for an in person meeting and they were a huge hit. Would that work?
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Matt. No.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tell your imposter syndrome to go suck an egg.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Exactly Nailed It
ALT: Exactly Nailed It
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m offended that they think I look like a “C” Krystal. 😒
A take away coffee cup with “Crystal” written on it.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Football Referee Shows Yellow Card
ALT: Football Referee Shows Yellow Card
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Are you saying your heart will go on, Maggie?
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
*curtsey*
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Underpants aren’t clothes, David, they’re “essentials”. 🙄
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chocolate bars shouldn’t cost more than 50 cents and underpants shouldn’t cost more than $4.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
1. why are underpants so expensive? 2. were underpants always this expensive?
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have a young family friend who created an app to monitor a cat’s breath. She needs testers so she can get the android version on the App Store. If you have: -a cat -an android phone -a little time Please DM me and I’ll forward you the link to be a tester. :)
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok, I thought you meant drinking molasses and was worried for your blood sugar.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Time to make molasses cookies!
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Those were the days 💔
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
😂
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bahahaha there are 5 of you though, no?
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Butter at Shoppers, folks.
Tuesday, Sep 8 to Wednesday, Sep 9
$3.99 no name butter Limit 1 While quantities last. Show this coupon in store.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
😅
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I sent a pic of my teen to a coworker who said, “I had the exact same outfit in 2008.” 😅
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
So good
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes, that’s it.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s fine. But not at all the same. Big disappointment. 😕
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
PSA Kraft changed the sauce in the box pizza kit. Will review once it comes out of the oven. Stay tuned.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hear me out…just wrote the middle part. Jump right into the middle and leave off the ending so folks can come to their own conclusions.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Transit passes are back on the menu! #halisky #hrce
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This will be a red letter day
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is a mood
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Screaming Female Rage
ALT: Screaming Female Rage
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Daughter has a friend over and high school schedules just came out and everyone is yelling.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Shrek Reaction
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wicked
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I sure as heck hope not! 😅
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Forbidden cheese
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The milk had done that weird cloudy looking thing in the middle so…🤢
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It was on a corner of my dresser hidden behind a chair. Why did I put it there, Marsha? Why?
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Great news! I just found the cup of coffee I poured and lost approximately 12 hours ago.
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can you look something up for me?
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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yeah, the one I have is small. It was a hand-me-down.
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