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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I dreamt I flew to Japan and woke up still tired from the trip.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m offended that they think I look like a “C” Krystal. 😒

A take away coffee cup with “Crystal” written on it.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

1. why are underpants so expensive? 2. were underpants always this expensive?

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I have a young family friend who created an app to monitor a cat’s breath. She needs testers so she can get the android version on the App Store. If you have: -a cat -an android phone -a little time Please DM me and I’ll forward you the link to be a tester. :)

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

PSA Kraft changed the sauce in the box pizza kit. Will review once it comes out of the oven. Stay tuned.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Daughter has a friend over and high school schedules just came out and everyone is yelling.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Great news! I just found the cup of coffee I poured and lost approximately 12 hours ago.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

We saw The Odyssey tonight and it was SO. MUCH. FUN.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Cheers to Chantal Hébert who told Rosemary Barton where to shove her bothsidesism tonight.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My power bill has been $1.00 for each of the last two months and I’m scared.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Reflections after spending 5 days being a tourist in Toronto: - people just cough and sneeze without covering their mouths - women just peeing on the toilet seats and not wiping it down - so many just straight up picking their noses - incredibly friendly and helpful when navigating public transit

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Working in the office today and someone popped buy just to give me this 🥰

Sticky notepad that says “Sometimes you forget you’re awesome so this is your reminder”

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

My kid borrowed my car last night to sleep over at a friend’s house with the condition that he had the car back to me for 8am so I could get to work. I called several times, left texts. I contacted the friend’s mom who woke him up to call me. At 8:05am. How long before he can borrow my car again?

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Mitskidiamandis Homer Chokes Bart

ALT: Mitskidiamandis Homer Chokes Bart

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The 2 Line of the TTC is janky af.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Ya’ll. Rush in Toronto. With my drummer teen. #rush

Scotiabank Arena in Toronto billboard showing Rush

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I bought this orange scented laundry soap and used vanilla scented dryer sheets and now my bedding smells like creamsicle.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Am on S3 E7 of From and Lordy I hate Jim so much. I hope the creatures take him out soon, I can’t take much more.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

That sky looks like it’s ready to rumble, Halisky. 🥊

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Oh, the World of Oz is a very funny place Where everyone wears a funny funny face All the streets are paved with gold And no one ever grows old In that funny land lives the Wizard of Oz!

Screenshot of the Tinman and Scarecrow from 1961 cartoon Tales of the Wizard of Oz.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Two weeks left of high school and I’m just dragging this kid over the finish line to graduation.

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David Schitts: Get Up Time

ALT: David Schitts: Get Up Time

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I’m here to clean data and eat ice cream sandwiches and I’m ALL OUT OF ICE CREAM SANDWICHES.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Many thanks to the barista at Glitterbean this morning who assured me I didn’t look as frazzled on the outside as I felt on the inside. You helped me make it through this day. 🙏🏻

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

One week in and I am incredibly less irritated. Wild times.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Let me sing you a song. It’s called “I forgot to bring headphones on this bus.”

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Stabbed myself in the eye with the mascara brush again and made a real mess. Do people tint their lashes? Would this be an option so I don’t have to paint them up like a hussy whenever I work in person?

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

If you are a Gen X woman, Why We Can’t Sleep by Ada Calhoun is a fantastic read. The public library has a few copies.

Why We Can’t Sleep:Women’s New Midlife Crisis by Ada Calhoun

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I was backing into a parking spot just now and when my rear camera came on there was a spider hanging in the view of the camera and I yelled out loud.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The Matrix Toy Story crossover no one wanted:

A thrift shop wall of naked Barbie and Ken dolls sitting in clear plastic bags all facing the same direction.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Couldn’t remember a word today so said, “graduated from work”. Coworker: Retired?

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

We made it 16 days this time. Reset the counter.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Computer: YOUR COMPUTER IS ABOUT TO RESTART!! Me: OMG how much time do I have??! Computer: 59:58:34 😑

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

My guy working on the boat: Ok I need your help. You can either stand on the ladder and use the screwdriver or put your hand in this hole.

The transom from the cockpit of a sailboat showing a small access hole.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Name your first video game console

The Commodore VIC-20 with cartridges and the cassette player add-on device.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Someone posted a picture of a fox in their yard on Facebook and I commented “I didn’t know you got a new puppy!” And some people commented to tell me it was a fox. It’s a different vibe over there for sure.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I have lived in this apartment building for 12 years and this is our 7th superintendent in that time.

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Happy Birthday to my beautiful, smart, kind, absolutely ridiculous bff @kellyhfx.bsky.social 🎂🎈🎁🎉

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I hit that crater turning right onto Washmill Lake Dr from Horseshoe Lake Dr. 😫🤦🏻‍♀️

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Googled: “what to wear to a @weezer.bsky.social concert” and up pops a redditor pleading people to wear deodorant. 😅

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Krystal @halfcupofawesome.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Had a stress dream last night that @kellyhfx.bsky.social and I bought an overpriced hair dryer and hatched an elaborate plan to get it back in the box and return it.

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