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@halfbakedboat.shop
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woodworker --- hobbyist creator of mediocre things writer, game dev, artist, and very occasional streamer --- 🇨🇦he/him 👾 www.twitch.tv/halfbakedboats

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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 08/08/2026
Hmm is this bad?
Air quality rating for Summerland BC. It's currently at 979 which is the highest I've ever seen. The entire town has been evacuated in the face of a raging wildfire.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 04/08/2026
We clean up alright🍾❤️
A polaroid photo of me and my partner dressed up at a wedding. We're posing side by side in front of an array of flowers in a garden. My partner is wearing a black dress and I'm wearing a dark grey suit with a red tie.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 03/04/2026
@tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf @giantbomb.com flew all the way to Hanoi, Vietnam and still couldn't escape Mr. World-wide. What's he not telling us??
Photo of a restaurant called Minotti in Hanoi, Vietnam.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 26/03/2026
Project Hail Mary is a good movie. I'm really not much of a movie guy but it's probably my favourite in a long time, though I'll have to watch it again to be sure. Quite an achievement to make a rock spider so endearing, the humour is of a type that often doesn't work for me but it does here. 5*
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 23/03/2026
Finally found some time to hit credits on Final Fantasy XVI. I do see where certain aspects of the criticism come from but I quite enjoyed it on the whole. Don't think I've played a more spectacular game, the characters are well realized, and I enjoyed the combat throughout. Very solid FF entry imo.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 25/02/2026
Felt kinda dirty but I just bought a two pack of knockoff Pentel p205s for like $3 at the dollarstore while looking for something else and they actually feel fairly decent... #pencilcrimes #sketching
Photo of a white hand holding two knockoff Pental p205s mechanical pencils, one black and one grey.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 19/02/2026
QTP with an underappreciated Pokémon
media.tenor.com
a pixel art drawing of a cartoon character with the letter q on its head
Alt: Claydol charging up for an attack
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 15/01/2026
Little bit of fun with a new micro 4/3rds camera #photography
A photo of a line of three identical white-framed windows in a salmon coloured stucco wall. There's a small pipe or conduit running from the top of the frame to about two thirds down to the right of the leftmost window, it is also salmon coloured. A bit of the ground is visible in front of the wall along the bottom.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year, all! Made some friends watch Master and Commander and Blade Runner for New Year's Eve. Not sure what influence this will have on the year ahead but I'm hoping it's good.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 29/12/2025
New pfp in prep for the new year
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 27/12/2025
It doesn't really matter, I'm never gonna "do numbers" regardless, but I really wish this site would suggest hashtags and show their popularity as you type them, like cohost did. As someone not so engaged, I feel like I always miss the bigger ones.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 26/12/2025
I was in charge of bringing Christmas dinner dessert this year so tried my hand at a first Bûche de Noël (yule log). A bit clumsy, as is my tradition, but I was fairly happy with the result. Taste and texture were both quite good. #baking #holidaybaking #bakersofbsky
Photo of my yule log on a serving platter that was maybe slightly too small. It's covered in chocolate ganache with squiggly grooves created by a fork in it to mimic bark texture and decorated with sugared cranberries and rosemary sprigs. I covered the ends in ganache too rather than leaving the spiral exposed because it was a bit messy.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 17/12/2025
We love the Dwarf genre, don't we?
Picture of my Steam Year In Review spider graph that shows the genres I played the most. Action RPG and MMORPG are at the top, then Racing and Dwarf, followed by Metroidvania and Looter Shooter.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 16/12/2025
Not the most reflective of my gaming year as a whole, most of my play was non-steam before the last couple of months. I was so close to completing FFXVI too but then met a woman and yeah... I'll get back to it over the holidays😄
Summary of my Steam Replay 2025. 

I played 35 games, 17 of them new, and earned 80 achievements over 155 play sessions. My top 5 most played were Final Fantasy XVI, Final Fantasy XIV, Enshrouded, Peak, and Kingdom Come Deliverance II.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 12/12/2025
Instant F rating on my video game sailboat scale. Come on.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 06/12/2025
Just me or was there a hint of offside on the build-up to both the second and third Miami goals? I'd like to see another, proper replay but ah well. GGs Whitecaps, a great season and hopefully another one next year.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 02/12/2025
Non-Winter Winter #photography #landscape
A cloudy scene of a large, calm lake with low, snowy mountains on the far side. There's a bit of sun poking through the clouds adding some patches of golden highlights to the slopes.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 02/12/2025
Not that I've ever do more than a handful per year anyway but Twitch recap has made me aware that I haven't streamed even once this year. Still a bit of time to left establish a more regular habit for next year though.🤔 I don't expect much but it'd be nice to get a little community going #streaming
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 01/12/2025
I'm sure it'll be fine but what if the Zelda movie had this vibe? Better worlds are possible.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 29/11/2025
GdT regarding AI: "I'd rather die than use it" BJH regarding AI: "I'd rather kill than use it" Legends, both.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 27/11/2025
Treat your eyes
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 23/11/2025
I hate watching MLS because the refereeing is a disgrace. That was not even a foul by Blackmon and he gets a second yellow! He got the ball and barely touched the guy! Where is the VAR check on that?? And of course Son converts the resulting free kick. Unwatchable.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 12/11/2025
We'll see how things shake out but right now it looks like the Steam Machine might be the first non-laptop computer I buy in my adult life.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 10/11/2025
Been riding the high of my favourite band announcing that they're putting out a new album next spring after 6 going on 7 years. Thought they were basically defunct so I can't even describe how happy this made me, they really mean the world to me. Give 'em a listen #newmusic youtu.be/jV_XExnOQN0
youtu.be
Wintersleep - I Got A Feeling (Live)
YouTube video by Wintersleep
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 05/11/2025
Spent a good number of hours today making a cake roll, only to fuck up the actual roll at the very end😖 #bakersdelight At least election and soccer results went my way😁
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 02/11/2025
So my art-a-day challenge thing in October really floundered... How do people keep up with that sort of thing when there are always so many other things that need doing in a day? Certainly doesn't help that I draw really slowly but still, kudos to those who can manage to do it.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 01/11/2025
A little late but Happy Halloween from everyone's second favourite Burmecian, Sir Fratley! The mask didn't come together but I was relatively happy with how the spear and clothes turned out. Haven't sewed in possibly actual decades so it was great to up that skill a bit. #FFIX #halloween #cosplay
Me posing in my homemade Sir Fratley Halloween costume. Took the better part of three days of crafting after a trip to the thrift store for a few pieces to sew together for the top, ears, and tail. The spear is made out of a 1 and 1/8 inch dowel and a 1 by 4.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 27/10/2025
Joined the bsky ink making club this weekend, inspired and informed by @lorenschmidt.bsky.social. Haven't used it yet, but these weren't black walnuts so it's probably fairly light, we'll see. Time to make a quill pen! (and eventually get a dip pen, not sure I should use this in a cartridge)
A close-up photo of a small glass jar of dark liquid sitting on a white windowsill with some yellowed fall leaves, deciduous trees, and a wedge of clouded blue sky visible in the blurred outside.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 25/10/2025
Working on a mask for my Halloween costume has hit an unforseen snag. I'm planning to work with some papier mache but can't find any... newspaper? Someone's gotta do something to save print journalism! How are the kids supposed to craft??
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 24/10/2025
Decided out of the blue today that I'm gonna be Sir Fratley from FFIX for Halloween. The amount of time left means this could end up really rough but the spear is gonna be sick at least and where I'm going no one will recognise it regardless. Let's see how this goes! #FFIX #cosplay #halloween #games
Art of Sir Fratley from Final Fantasy 9.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 12/10/2025
Dude, everything lives rent free in my head because I'm not some scummy landlord. You're not special.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 08/10/2025
Prompt: RIZZAR Dictober day 3, to rizzar apparently means to dry in the sun so we've got some salmon hanging up to dry. At the rate I'm going I'll never catch up😓 #drawtober #artober #dictober #sketch #art
A simple, relatively bland graphite pencil sketch of three salmon hanging over a slightly crooked horizontal stick. The fish have been beheaded, filleted and scored across the flesh but the skin and tail were left on to connect the two halves which are draped over the stick, leaving the tail sticking up vertically. This exposes the flesh to the sun and allows for ventilation while the scoring helps to accelerate the drying process.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 06/10/2025
Prompt: GONFALON Dictober day 2, a quick and dirty sketch of my lvl8 Elvaan warrior holding a San d'Oria gonfalon(banner hung from a cross piece) on a pike. Trying to catch up on prompts, it's not my best work and very small so it won't see any ink. #drawtober #dictober #artober #FFXI #sketch #art
A sketch of a male Final Fantasy XI Elvaan character holding a pike with a gonfalon (banner) hanging from it in his right hand. He's got a shield on his left arm and is wearing low level gear. The proportions are a bit off, the legs are too short, and it's very light as it was originally going to be an underdrawing but I decided it wasn't worth it to try and ink. And since I'm playing by my own rules and not doing Inktober, it's allowed.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 05/10/2025
Love to spend a couple of hours of my Sunday grappling with GPU drivers after an update causes repeated crashing and instability and then the Nvidia app crashes mid rollback... Second time this year, if I remember correctly. And now the manual install seems to be stuck too... Very cool🙃
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 05/10/2025
Well. I did my first Drawtober piece, it was going ok until I used some alcohol markers with no experience and fucked it up. Ah well, it's about learning, right? I'm using random dictionary prompts, I'm calling it Dictober!... What? Why are you laughing?? Prompt: TOPE #drawtober #dictober #artober
A small ink and alcohol marker sketch of a Tope Shark. It's a side-on view. The lines aren't too bad but the colouring which is shades of grey is inexpertly applied, to say the least. Probably didn't help that I'm using a cheap sketchbook which isn't intended for this sort of thing, but I wanted to try to markers. Lessons learned... maybe?
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 02/10/2025
I was thinking of finally giving Inktober a try this year only to find out the sentiment has turned on it and the prompts didn't seem that interesting anyway so... Does anyone have Artober prompts they'd recommend? I'm not finding a whole lot that aren't just "use your own prompts" #art #artober
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 30/09/2025
Finally got around to starting Wolf Hall season 2. Everyone in the series is such a bastard but my god what a show. From the costuming, to the music, lighting, performances and general vibe, it's such a treasure. Not flawless of course, but sumptuous in a way few pieces of media are.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 29/09/2025
I'm gonna say now that I will not finish this project by the timeline. I overscoped in the art department and of course got too busy in other aspects of life to put the time I wanted into this jam, as it always goes. I do want to finish the project though, so the goal is sometime in October. #bitsy
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 24/09/2025
The September bitsy Jam theme ended up being "at sea" so I guess now I have to come up with something. Starts tonight at 9pm PST and runs until ~9pm on the 30th. Join in! #gamedev itch.io/jam/bitsy-96...
itch.io
at sea (bitsy jam #96)
A game jam from 2025-09-24 to 2025-10-01 hosted by adam le doux. Welcome to the bitsy jam for september! Theme This month's theme is
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 17/09/2025
Resubbed to FFXIV on a whim after a couple of years away. Last time I played I started a new character on a new server and apparently I was playing a monk? No memory of that. I also sort of forgot how Duty-dependent the game is, the thing that invariably makes me stop playing every time...
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 17/09/2025
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score. (An affront. Especially when a movie like Gladiator II got a 70%. Yes, the Director's Cut is way way better, but still.)
Screenshot of Kingdom of Heaven's Rotten Tomatoes page showing its Tomatometer score of 39% and Popcornmeter score of 79%.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 16/09/2025
Begging this app's algorithm to realize that I don't give a damn about Arsenal FC, every time I glance at the discovery feed I see posts about them. Are they Bluesky's officially designated team or what?
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 09/09/2025
Just got IDed at the liquor store for the first time in a while. Buddy takes a look, gives a small grimace and says "Damn, you're like my age." Sorry, dude. #babyfacelife
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 08/09/2025
Perfect spot for a bit of morning thinking, dubbed "Sky Biffy" by an unknown previous visitor (could be misguided but I'm guessing they were an Aussie or Kiwi). #hiking #camping #canoeing #backpacking #outdoors #adventure
A classic green throne style port-a-potty among mosses and coniferous trees in warm morning light. These normally offer minimal privacy but this one was a bit of an upward hike from the campsite and offered quite a view of Lanezi Lake through the trees. Among the better woods toilets I've ever encountered.
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 08/09/2025
Sort of reaching the point in my newest Hollow Knight save where I fell off in my original one. Seems there's precise platforming in all directions. Challenging combat feels much more manageable with practice, platforming just feels like you have it in you, or you don't. It's discouraging. #gaming
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 07/09/2025
Just culled my personal inbox from 21k+ unread emails to around 600. How you ask? Just mass deleted and hoped for the best lol
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 07/09/2025
I've been trying to do more 'analog' art than digital lately, up my sketching game, try some painting, etc. but I really struggle with the thought of 'wasting' materials when I don't know what I'm doing. Silly I know, but has anyone else had this issue? Any advice? #art #sketching #painting #drawing
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 06/09/2025
Somehow forgot, even with the huge Hollow Knight spotlight, that I dressed up as Hollow Knight last Halloween until a friend reminded me yesterday. The result of a fun but stressful last minute day-and-a-half of crafting. Sword still gets a swing every now and then. #hollowknight #silksong
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 06/09/2025
Woke up this morning thinking "maybe I should do a little stream" for some reason. Then on getting out of bed I noticed there was a relatively large spider on the headboard right next to my head. It disappeared before I was able to remove it and now the whole weekend is compromised :(
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Martin @halfbakedboat.shop · 05/09/2025
I'm all for adding alt text to my image and video posts but the experience on the android app is miserable enough to make me mad almost every time. It's so easy to swipe away and lose progress and it largely underlaps the keyboard/bottom of the screen so the save button is mostly obscured. Janky af
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