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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if his Mushroom is jealous of what’s up top. 🤔 😄
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yikes! That necklace SCREAMS Fake Christian!
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My wish for Elon is that he finds a Black Hole that wants to keep him.
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We appreciate you doing so, Bob! 😊 Thanks!
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bismarck, North Dakota: bismarcktribune.com/news/local/a...
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ICE surge prompts protest in Bismarck
A weeklong spike in immigration enforcement in the Bismarck area prompted a protest downtown on Friday evening.
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He wouldn’t have a head if his ear was actually grazed.
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Or, worse yet, with a Carlson/MTG ticket in ‘28! 🤢
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not working at all is this ⬇️ Turd’s speciality.
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Huh Mike Johnson
ALT: Huh Mike Johnson
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Screw Elonia! 😡 Wish he’d OD on Ketamine. He must be afraid of losing a few bucks to taxes. 🙄
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Bob McLeod @bobthehashtag.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Rudnick's brilliant tweets are the only reason I keep my Hellsite™ acct I don't scroll the site now, but when I did I wished he would post on Bluesky I thought 'someone should screenshot these and post them here' So that's what I do now, my wee contribution to the fight🍁 @paulrudnick.bsky.social
Mike Johnson calls himself "the new Moses." Then why can't he open the Strait of Hormuz

Then an illustration from a picture book of Moses parting the Red Sea
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When she’s running away from the Mattel box she escaped.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BOSTON…😕 ✈️
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One would believe so. However, they live in an alternate reality.
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Delusional Cheers
ALT: Delusional Cheers
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Is that the horse Krusti shot in the sand pit? 🤔
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I like to refer to Scott as a Scarecrow. He’s so stiff looking, he MUST have a 2 x 4 up his A$$!
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Scarecrow in Field - Puppet Combo
ALT: Scarecrow in Field - Puppet Combo
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Are you calling Donald Trump dishonest? He pleaded the Fifth over 400 times in *one* deposition. And, Mary, I *know* there is at least one thing you’re not honest with the rest of us about. 👀
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The Democratic Coalition @thedemcoalition.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Remember the pathetic, foaming at the mouth, right-wing outrage about Hunter Biden's paintings? And now all we hear is silence from the right while Trump grifts and steals from all of us daily. Never take these people seriously. #TrumpCrimeFamily
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yelling your beliefs at people who are captive is an assault, and should be treated as one.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Journalists, what was gained by hosting and attending this event? Was it worth it? Look at what he makes you give... www.cnn.com/2026/07/25/m...
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Trump bombed at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner — and proved its point | CNN Business
President Donald Trump bombed at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Friday night. He knew he was bombing, too, and he even tried to meta-joke his way out of it.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’d be careful what I’d be demanding there, Mr Drumpf!
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Susan Collins voted to give ICE and CBP $70 billion. She owns the consequences of that vote.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
A REAL Fake! NO AI here! 😄
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’d think Stephen gets to deplete the baby of their blood before Drumpf gets his miniature hands on it. 🧐
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wonder if Paul is cooking something special up to commemorate Lindsey’s passing. 🤔
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Trump was correct when he stated that Megyn had “blood coming out of her wherever” at a 2015 Republican debate, That’s one of the only correct statements DonOLD EVER made.
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Though, her Fake Boobs may sink some day. 😄
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#jasonwatson. America NEEDS more people like him!
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Angie @angieispissed.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Scrap that 💩off
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ANYTHING But President!
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Dog's 'Yikes!' Reaction to Treat
ALT: Dog's 'Yikes!' Reaction to Treat
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
😄
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Porcelain Doll Hell
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Shocking Creepy Doll Stares on SNL
ALT: Shocking Creepy Doll Stares on SNL
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
They’re performing their Scott Bessent impressions.
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
His legs ARE that Big! Only, it’s NOT muscle. It’s Fluid from CHF.
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
That Eagle knew more than half of the USA what that Criminal’s true intentions were.
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Tony Lastname @rivernewstc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
😎🪴🌵 it's always something
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
With Scott looking so Stiff, this must be how he spends most of his day. 🤔
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「ハウルの動く城」カブとソフィー
ALT: 「ハウルの動く城」カブとソフィー
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Cosmo Kramer: Oh, You'd Better Believe It
ALT: Cosmo Kramer: Oh, You'd Better Believe It
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Will he still be blinking? 😴
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Pillsbury Doughboy Rotating
ALT: Pillsbury Doughboy Rotating
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Don Jr NEEDS his Fix.
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Bob McLeod @bobthehashtag.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Rudnick's brilliant tweets are the only reason I keep my Hellsite™ acct I don't scroll the site now, but when I did I wished he would post on Bluesky I thought 'someone should screenshot these and post them here' So that's what I do now, my wee contribution to the fight🍁 @paulrudnick.bsky.social
Reasons Trump's gone to Walter Reed for the 3rd time in 13 months:
- So he can sue the doctors and settle for $1.5 billion
- He knows where they keep the Adderall
- He pretends it's Epstein Island
- Unlike Melania, people will touch him
- He's having a cabinet member removed

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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I wonder if that dress is Pull & Peel. 🤔
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half-caff.bsky.social @half-caff.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Believable.
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Snow White's Wicked Witch with Apple
ALT: Snow White's Wicked Witch with Apple
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