Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 28/07/2025I hope the real people fiction haters never find out about muses. 010
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Idk man maybe the millennials should have stayed undiagnosed 000
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I got a massage and it was great but any time I was not actively being kneaded I kept thinking how alarming it would be if the massage therapist clipped a clothes pin to the end of my nose. 110
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 18/04/2025bro substack notes is full of people high on their own supply jerking themselves off about how beautiful and creative their MINDS are and how no one understands them and I am begging them to get a journal and burn it in their backyards at midnight and leave me out of it please 010
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 11/04/2025hey guys my job here is to REPOST, got it? I'm a REPOSTER. I hunt, I gather, I REPOST. 010
Reposted by HaleyTeresa @poeticpuppets.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I wrote the poem this time! Say hello to my good friend, 💖clinical anxiety💖 041
Reposted by HaleyDr Christina Faraday @cjfaraday.bsky.social · 09/04/2025 L become INDISIPINABILE ^ 2439
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 08/03/2025stop being surprised when corporations are evil challenge 010
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 07/03/2025You're in his DMs I'm farting two cans of beans for lunch into my sheets we are not the same 100
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I just coughed so hard I gagged in case you weren't already in love with me before knowing that. 010
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Jeni's ice cream isn't that good and there isn't that much sex in ACOTAR. NEXT! 020
Reposted by HaleyGuy Gavriel Kay @guygavrielkay.bsky.social · 28/02/2025The US is the wealthiest country in the world, and it has decided, among other atrocities, not to protect its own children from preventable diseases. 610319
Reposted by HaleyJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 13/02/2025Buy a pair of shoes for someone who needs them! It's a tangible thing you can do! 14027
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 12/02/2025I've decided I'm going to get pho for lunch and now it's the only thing I can think about 120
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Where's Isabella of France and Roger Mortimer when you need them? That's all I'm saying. 020
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 11/02/2025When is the nobility going to get their belly full of some overeager upstart poisoning the government and grubbing power for himself and manipulating the ruler for his own personal gain and invent a brand new execution style to rid the country of his malfeasance????????? 110
Reposted by Haleypablo @morepablo.com · 10/02/2025I bring up @mattielubchansky.com's Rules Wizard a lot when talking about Dems 3633192
Reposted by HaleyMerchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 10/02/2025When it's a Monday but you'll greet the horror in your stride. 216627
Reposted by HaleyDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I just... I love Kendrick so much. An inspiration to haters everywhere. The thinking person's hater. 231849128
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 10/02/2025it's always fun when the lord strikes down your enemies and makes mighty the hand of the righteous and richly rewards them in battle go birds 130
Reposted by HaleyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work. 887239860
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. It's time to break my silence: children's book author and newly named 2025-2026 National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature Mac Barnett is very hot. 020
Reposted by HaleyReformed Rakes @reformedrakes.bsky.social · 04/02/2025The Rakes are back for Season 3 with THE COUNTESS CONSPIRACY by Courtney Milan. Featuring friend of the pod @haleystew.bsky.social, we discuss labor, hot girl hobbies and kissing in this long time favorite book. 2103
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 25/01/2025A combination of words that would have made five years ago Haley's brain leak out her ears 010
Reposted by HaleyThe Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 25/01/2025Ah the 18th century, a wonderful time of high culture. 16654134
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 22/01/2025wake up welcome to 2016 I'm the first person to read The Essex Serpent and have feelings about itopen.substack.comso it turns out I love agonyon Sarah Perry, mostly 050
Haley @haleystew.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I'm playing a beautiful, hand-drawn puzzle game that just called me stupid to my face and then gave me a wedgie and pushed me down. :( 010
![Four panel comic, depicting a tour guide giving a tour of the White House. The guide first demonstrates a Red Button labelled "Press In Case of Whatever" and says "Here's the button that [the President] can use to kill whoever he wants, anywhere on Earth, anytime, and our various intelligence agencies will use that person's metadata to justify it after-the-fact, if he has to at all." A tourist asks "what's that other button?" and the guide explains "oh that one is the seemingly boundless powers of the office of the Presidency to help anyone at all." Fourth panel shows a button with a laughing purple wizard holding a book labeled Rules. The guide explains "As you can see, the Rules Wizard that we hired prevents that button from being touched." The wizard is laughing, saying "replacing or firing the Rules Wizard is against the rules! Hehehehe."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kggiomu5oypsymmtytjerfh6/bafkreigprklypmtnei6w6hhec5rorjun23tr6kf7cdaqqaklmithjshrmu)
