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Haley Harris

@haleyharris.bsky.social
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Good television writer, middling to bad 300 character writer.

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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Hunchback of Notre Dame. ran out of the theater because of the creepy judge, and you know what, I was so right for that
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
opera is for everyone!! (and remember, if you don't like An Opera -- there are so, so many others to try)
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kristine is a wonderful television writer herself, so you know she knows!
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
he has to say it to himself because he didn't thank keri either time
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Olivia Benson and fan
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
everyone should have the "would like to thank" chyron, everybody submit your names!
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congratulations to keri for being the glenn close of emmys!!! (also congrats to rhea!!! truly very few people could've pulled off carol)
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love Allison so much, but mostly I like this for giving Keri a chance (all the emmys for rhea in the future, but we gotta right some wrongs tonight)
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
you know what, she's earned it, we should just keep letting mariska have a good time
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
how is mariska the first female emmy host in 15 years?? what are we doing here??
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hello who is live tweeting the emmys, I would like to delight in the witticisms of people cleverer than I
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the patron saint of maximalism. think of him every time you’re tempted to paint a room beige. majestically unafraid of being called “tacky.” we should all live our lives this boldly. make exactly what you want to make, no matter how bonkers it seems, and the Cher it is for will find it
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I (and so many others) will be forever grateful!! if only everyone represented the best of the Federation like Claire and the Star Trek Snack Squad (also I'd gotten into star trek during pandemic quarantining, and without fail, every trekkie on the line was so excited for me, absolutely delightful)
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Heartbreaking to hear that Gloria Steinem has died & very painful for it to happen when the world feels so poisoned by misogyny. A brilliant, generous activist who devoted her life to making the world a freer place 💔
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
same question for los angeles!! otherwise, everyone's invited to come over with their tits pushed up to eat and sing and cry
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
National Day of Mourning immediately
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
heavenly hearth bread co.'s cinnamon boule, literally have internet stalked them just to try and ask for the recipe, every time we got one it would be gone by the next day
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
if you don’t specify, he’ll just ignore you, you’ll still have a coyote AND you’ll feel bad about yourself
A coyote awareness sign that ends with the directive “and shout: GO AWAY COYOTE”
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Kathleen Gier @kgier.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Not to keep bringing ✨women✨ into it, but calling this "the most important match in U.S. Soccer history" is crazy work.
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
somebody check on mariska, today was also a two-show day, she's gotta be needing electrolytes bare minimum
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
everyone courtside at msg should've been wearing these
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
truly perpetual repeating to myself since sunday. I don't think I'll ever be able to sing lady marmalade the right way again, it's "sorry miss jackson, I am four eels" level
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
can someone tell me how to stop watching kelli o'hara and rose byrne getting drunker and drunker on a loop, I need to get my life back
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
"Good Hang" links giving the account terminated message, what did amy poehler do to get kicked off youtube?? quick, before the real, boring answer comes out
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I know it's about the message, but it's also worth remembering the late late show with craig ferguson
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
on this international workers' day, I would like to ask My Own Union to please negotiate with its own workers. wouldn't that be nice!!!!!
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I have always loved being a cashew because I get both sets of holidays, and more importantly, the ability to make fun of both
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
and it is still infinity times better to be the kind of person who loves monarch butterflies, and the mosaic tilework on an ancient mosque, and kids whose names you'll never know running around a field kicking a soccer ball, than the kind who views them with indifference, but it is also painful
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
guys, 12 tons of kitkat bars were stolen two days ago, why have there been no candy heist jokes on my timeline? the possible gimme-a-break-based puns alone... I'm so disappointed
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I told a friend about this and she informed me of another channel which has the x-files and xena: warrior princess, the domination of 1996 continues
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
found out my olympics box has a channel that plays caroline in the city, suddenly susan, and murphy brown, I'm afraid I will now be too busy pretending it's 1996 for anything else
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Rafa Sales Ross @rafiews.com · 15/03/2026
The way Ed Harris looked at Amy Madigan when her name was read was one of the most beautiful things. Just sheer love and pride and trust and oh my god I’m already welling up.
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
horrifyingly, the WGSU is still on strike, but the execs are coming back to the table tomorrow, so come picket with me in support! I can even kinda walk now!!
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Stumble is everything and I CANNOT have this be another Girls5Eva everyone get on board RIGHT NOW
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
only nbc comedy understands me and my needs variety.com/2026/tv/news...
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Tim Daly Joins Wife Téa Leoni in NBC Comedy Pilot ‘Newlyweds’
Tim Daly and Téa Leoni are "Newlyweds" -- both in real life and in the NBC comedy pilot of the same name.
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Mary Carrillo is the best part of the olympics and we have strayed too greatly from her genius the link bc they didn't air it in primetime like they should: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIi6...
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
the executive staff of the WGA forced the employees' union out on strike today, and I want to say on behalf of the hardest working people I know: I am deeply, deeply disappointed in my Guild. this better be resolved before I can walk, executive staff!! I am a v talented picketer & I will use it!!!
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
italian skier, 10 months out from smashing every bone in her leg: of course I'll throw myself down this mountain again at the olympics and win gold me, 3 months out from reconstructive ankle surgery: thrilled to be able to get in my shower, thinking of never doing anything active ever again
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
excuse me, what do you mean the french biathalon winner just got out of prison for stealing money from her teammate that she also just won the gold medal in team competition with and why did I not find out about this from nbc's olympic coverage
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
the ai in this olympics commercial is saying skiers are slower in the air when the event following it immediately after shows the skier's post-jump speed faster than the entry. incredible.
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
using Right Said Fred including the line "I'm too sexy for Milan" is the most iconic Milan Olympics move, gold medal for song choice, Lithuania
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
why does the cortina zoom booth have hostage lighting, we need to rescue breezy johnson
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
surprise lady gaga, gay dancers up against that truck, and now ricky martin? bad bunny did say gay rights
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
have the seahawks ever made a play for "go birds"? the ravens? could there be some sort of bird coalition
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
incredibly rude of the superb owl to preempt my olympics coverage even in the morning!! the peacock is not superb, lemme tell you that!!
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
SKIER DAD CRYING ABOUT HIS BABY GIRL and I was gonna say that he looks like he should own a fishing boat off the florida keys, I am so sorry, sir
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Haley Harris @haleyharris.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
[a ski jittering like a hackney on cobblestones as a human tries to keep it under control through 6 Gs at 90mph] commentator: "look at that buttery touch"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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