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HailtotheV

@hailtothev.bsky.social
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Adam ate that fucking apple and lied on Eve.

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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can someone tell me why yall love this game so much?
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You think LeBron is letting Savannah use his money to put her friends in first class? Are they even allowed to come over the house?
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My son just asked me if he can have some ketchup….by itself….
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wow…..This week is already hell
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That foldable iPhone is ugly and if you come near me with that, I’m going to fling it like a frisbee
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dunkin’ Donuts been giving away free shit all summer and I still refuse to step foot in there
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A bird pooped on my back while I was eating lunch 🙂
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Enes Kanter is the biggest bitch I’ve seen in a long time.
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bitch why is it chilly outside!?!?
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dunkin Donuts needs to be slammed with a RICO by the federal government! Enough is enough!
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Susan @artlovergirl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Happy Birthday to singer and lead Go-Go, Belinda Carlisle, born on this day in 1958!! Here’s a fun song to get you up and going on this Monday morning! 🎶🩵🎉🎤👏🎵💖🥳 #MusicSky #80smusic #Blueskymusic #music youtube.com/watch?v=r3kQ...
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The Go-Go's - Our Lips Are Sealed
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This girl would ask to go to the park while I’m half way through a cut water 🥴
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wow…
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Still haven’t seen a single episode
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I lost my AirPods two weeks ago and I haven’t been able to talk to myself while walking in the street ever since. I’m losing my sanity 😢
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La Bodega Baddie 🇵🇷 @zeenthecity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Leave my friend alone 🤣
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My son loves asking for a hug and then punching me in the head when I get down low enough. I love it
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One thing about me, I’m going to always hit “notify anyway” because who do you think you are?
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So we’re not ever going to find out what happened to that lady’s mother?
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
What the hell was Jay-Z yapping about last night?
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Being a boy mom…..is……..wow…..does it get better?
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Anna Gifty @itsafronomics.blacksky.app · 24/05/2026
We LOVE a declining teen birth rate.
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I clicked on a Zeelol add ONE time and these people will not let me live!! God damn!
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Moving up the boy’s bedtime to an earlier time so I can mentally prepare for Iceman 😌
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Is the math correct?
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 28/04/2026
Ed Sheeran has shaved his hair off.
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Ttttcccchhhuuuiiiipppppsssssss
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
My friends haven’t checked on me since Saturday. That’s crazy
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Guess who forgot their Flonase this morning!! 😀
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Starting May 1, no sugar for 30 days. Let’s see if I can do it
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
THE DEVIL HAS HIS ASS OPEN OUTSIDE!! GO GET SOME VITAMIN D!!!
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Where is that woman’s mother?
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Tukach Shakur @kachi.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The flat earthers have been MAD quiet these last 10 days 😆😆
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Kids will make your morning so damn hectic for no reason
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Yall were using the platform to put MLK in a g string
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
This is what happens when yall play too much! 🤣
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Get outside y’all it’s NICE!! I just walked for an hour. I feel so refreshed!
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Why are soup spoons so violent?
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
“Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt a nigga” and you mean to tell me I couldn’t be a rapper?
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It’s fucking snowing! HahahahahahhahahaIAMGOINGTOKILLMYSELFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
CUTE!!!!!!!
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I feel like I could successfully comb my locs out. Im just afraid to start because I know it would be a never ending project
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
People really just want to bother you for sport. I don’t understand it
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I didn’t order the right thing at lunch so now I’m hungry again 😩
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Who’s keeping urban outfitters in business? Specifically the downtown Brooklyn location.
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It’s insane how a slight increase in temperature can alter my mood so drastically
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Woke up in the middle of the night puking my brains out and I didn’t have anyone to tell that I “frewed up”
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
One thing about Optimum, they will shove a mobile plan offer all up and down your esophagus! PLEASE JUST RECONNECT MY SERVICE!
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HailtotheV @hailtothev.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
And the IRS is still holding on to my tax funds for what reason!?!
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