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Hayley

@hailstorm.bsky.social
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walking Stardew Valley encyclopedia. she/her

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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just finished today! Loved it! Please have [redacted] break up forever in the next one!
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This afternoon I was like “well, at least tomorrow’s Friday” WRONG
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Godspeed brother
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“What a week” “Lemon, it’s Tuesday”
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
convinced myself it was just mosquito bites, but then why is it localized to my left arm? And why did a new one appear overnight?
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I bought a special binder and now I think I should buy special tape and paper too
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My “bookmark collection” is coming dangerous close to turning into a scrapbooking habit lmao
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Hydration water” “protein cheese” someone put me out of my misery
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New rash just dropped
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“You are WRONG. We have eaten way more American cookies than you have!!!”
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did not process this correctly right away and thought you meant Matt Gaetz is married to his *own* sister
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A question I sometimes ask students or workshop participants is... A commitment to prison and policing means you have to ignore many things…What do we have to ignore? I ask people to make a list... It's always a long one. You can make a similar list for the death penalty...
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
saw someone complaining that the men cast on the new season of Love is Blind are ugly and like isn’t that the whole point of the show lmao
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ESPECIALLY if you yourself are not a lesbian !
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Going to very briefly wade into the King Princess discourse just to say if someone says they are a lesbian and then does things you think disqualify them from being a lesbian, you should chill the fuck out and be kind to them
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Classism! At the Renaissance Faire
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and now guess who doesn’t have clean pants
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmao I did two loads and then decided to prioritize other chores RIP
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Laundry Marathon 2026. I’m gonna do as much laundry as possible this weekend
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“It looks like the cake has been imprisoned” and “when it has a little bit of salt, the flavors are singing”
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nigella already saying the most unhinged things on GBBO
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
Just when I think I can’t hate OpenAI and Sam Altman any more, new details come out about how ChatGPT helped a shooter plan one of the worst mass shootings in Canadian history in Tumbler Ridge, BC. OpenAI made an explicit decision not to report the user to authorities.
motherjones.com
ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Martha Wells @marthawells.com · 24/09/2026
Behold, the prelaunch is open for the graphic novel of The Murderbot Diaries: All Systems Red!
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tried Red Vines for the first time today and what the fuck
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tell gil I love him
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What is his name
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh noooo I said I liked the music at this lesbian bar and then they started playing Peacock by Katy Perry
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mannn I accidentally shrunk my shower curtain and now it hangs like one foot off the ground oops
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so just shut off the servers and services this eliminates like a huge chunk of the problem make copilot stop working
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ooh maybe we’ll stop in on Monday then!
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@skelleyton.bsky.social happy birthday!!! by coincidence I am coming to visit the shop in a few days finally
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Allegra every 12 hours and yet I am still itchy
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Unfortunately I do kind of want to go see Verity ironically
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You might also be able to get the ebooks through your local library system or Hoopla!
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no brain, only alison @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So the fun thing about Starbucks is that ALL Starbucks are owned by Starbucks, not indie franchisees, so you can boycott any Starbucks location (all Starbucks locations!) and stick it to them wherever you are, even if you're not near one of the unionizing locations.
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lmao I had the same realization recently
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Think this is BIG: A common stat was that the US was home to 5% (really 4.5%) of the world's pop but 25% of its prisoners. As of 2026, we are home to 4.1% of the world's pop ... and only 16% of its prisoners. Some of our 10-point drop is growing harshness elsewhere, but also our own declines.
prisonstudies.org
Highest to Lowest - Prison population total | World Prison Brief
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
virgin White Russian is sending me omg
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Like they dont give a shit its killing humanity with its pollution and degradation of all art and information. They “care” that its gonna go all Skynet computer God cause thats *cool* to them and makes them important in it
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RIP I miss a lot of my friend’s lives by not being on Instagram but my dumb brain is addicted to it so I can’t actually keep it on my phone!!!
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yay yay good luck
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(Holding up Clippy like Simba being shown in the Lion King): BEHOLD, consciousness!
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
GAHHHH WHAT DO I DO WHEN THE BOOK HAS A PLOT TWIST AND I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT IT WITH
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It was, in fact, still corn time
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pli @ GTHX USA🫧 @pliablehead.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
borderline unintelligible text exchanges with @hailstorm.bsky.social
text message screenshot. Sender (me) has said “I wonder if it’s still corn time” and then “Or if that changed for sepbember” and the recipient has said “Shrimp tember now” to which I responded “Yeah !!”
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why would the e scooters do this
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Hayley @hailstorm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
maybe I’m projecting but I think it’s about lesbianism
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